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eepster's random bloons headcanons

Summary:

feeling very silly ngl
im going to just write some headcanons i have of the characters from blons.. feel free to use!! :]
also i've suddenly decided im going to order all the hcs in a specific order so may go through a massive hecking change

Notes:

quick notes i think are of interest
- headcanons planned to be in order of hero mentioned (and also some worldbuilding)
- these are relatively in the style of the btd6 lore drops (aka, pretty chill, pretty wholesome)
- i don't like writing romance, sorry lol
- i have no idea what im even writing

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: fgefdgdfd

Chapter Text

so here be the headcanons today!!! this chapter is overall for 9 characters (Corvus, Psi, Etienne, Quincy, Gwendolin, Ezili, Benjamin, Rosalia, Brickell)

- Corvus knows a bit of sign language, and has been teaching the spirit a few commands (to name a few, "Come here", "Put that down", "Focus", and "We have to make a good impression here")

- Some of the alternate skins for heroes are just the same hero in a different outfit (e.g: Etienne and Bookwyrm Etienne are the same person, but Etienne and Beetienne aren't)

- Psi offers mental health advice at their local park for free. You can find them by the pond.

- Quincy's favourite chocolate bars are twixes, and Gwendolin's favourites are mainly mars bars and kitkats.

- Ezili has a tendency to sleepwalk randomly.

- Gwendolin is kind of short. Not much, she's 5'5" (165cm)

- Benjamin and Etienne are siblings, in a platonic found family kind of way.

- Rosalia's favourite animal is probably a squirrel.

- Admiral Brickell is BISEXUAL!!!!!! /pos

- Quincy is generally the best at climbing. If you're looking at climbing cliff surfaces though, Brickell's the best at it.

- Psi refers to astronauts as space sailors - fun fact but that's basically what the word astronaut means iirc!!!

- Benjamin is the current meme dealer in the group chat.

- Ezili has a pretty predictable costume choice for Halloween, but ohh is she amazing at the goddamn witch outfit designing!!

- Gwendolin never bothers to add capital letters to what she writes - it's all lowercase, unless it's important.

- Rosalia is the most chill with ordering bus tickets. (yes, somehow)

- Etienne is honestly QUITE short. like. 5'1"? (about 155cm)

- Corvus's spirit is NOT allowed soda. Under any circumstances.

- Sharing Hero XP is like having to take turns with a sibling. like. "brickell said its my turn with the xp!!!" "NUH UH!!!!" (however most of the heroes are significantly more civil about taking turns with the xp)

- Quincy stares at walls the least. Benjamin stares at walls the most.