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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - 7/10

Old hag beefs with literal angel.

Cinderella (1950) - 7/10

So did the prince ever learn Cinderella's name?

Lady and the Tramp (1955) - 5/10

Lovely art, but what even happened in this one?

Sleeping Beauty (1959) - 8/10

I'm on Team Pink Dress.

The Little Mermaid (1989) - 9/10

I aspire to be as crazy as Louis.

Beauty and the Beast (1991) -  10/10

This deserved to win Best Picture, I won't budge.

The Lion King (1994) - 9/10

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ne out of ten.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - 10/10

Beata Maria, give praises to this masterpiece.

Mulan (1998) - 8/10

Great movie inspired no one's favourite Rick and Morty meme.

The Princess and the Frog (2009) - 7/10

I liked it, but what actually happened?

Tangled (2010) - 8/10

Flynn evaded death like five times.

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) - 8/10

What a great ending! Hope nothing ruins it!

Frozen (2013) - 7/10

I think nine year old me was gay for Elsa.

Zootopia (2016) - 8/10

Animal racism!

Moana (2016) - 7/10

Ever get bitch-slapped by the ocean before?

Frozen II (2019) - 7/10

Fifteen year old me was definitely gay for Elsa.

Encanto (2021) - 10/10

Ay, oruguitas, secar mis lagrimas...

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Shrek (2001) - 8/10

It's Shrek, baby!!!

Shrek 2 (2004) - 8/10

It's Shrek 2, baby!!!

Over the Hedge (2006) - 7/10

I want to eat those chips so bad.

Shrek Forever After (2010) - 6/10

I remember liking it, but what actually happened?

Megamind (2010) - 8/10

My sibling once watched this on loop for a month.

Home (2015) - 7/10

Hooooh, this movie makes me feel seen.

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) - 8/10

Wow, that certainly was epic.

Abominable (2019) - 7/10

Yeah, I guess that was cute.

The Bad Guys (2022) - 8/10

Lots of twists and turns!

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) - 10/10

Hooooooly shit.

The Wild Robot - 10/10

Absolutely flawless tale of family and nature.

Dog Man (2025) - 6/10

The George/Harold cameo was the best part.