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bla bla bla make this first person from Bakugou's pov he's being a dumbass la de da... #Pro Procrastinator
just getting this posted so it doesn't delete in drafts... (I'm keeping this part cause I think it's funny as shit)
Katsuki was tired not the kind of tired like 'I want to sleep' more of a 'what the fuck is going on with my life' tired.
So he got out his journal (the one his mom made him buy) from his bedside table and flipped open to the fifth page (he had filled out the first four) and started writing.
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So I guess I'm doing this again... fuck. Somethings happening between me and Deku we kinda maybe started to hangout but he's also been coming to my dorm room late at night saying he's 'cold' BULSHIT BTW the dorms have heaters-
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shit my stupid ass mom!
"Oh... So you are using that journal! Good to know. Just wanted to say that your report card came."
"Thanks I guess, and I'm not using the damn book you old hag!"
"Don't call me that you brat!"
damnit why did she even tell me about my grade I know I got all a's... I guess it wouldn't hurt to check.
A+ ~ MATH
A ~ ELA
A- ~ SCIENCE
B+ ~SOCIAL STUDIES
A+ ~ HERO COURSE
Well... Mostly a's whatever. I wonder what the nerd got?
Dm's with Deku
Katsuki: "Hey Deku"
Deku: "Oh hi Kacchan what's up?"
K: "What'd you get on your report card"
D: "I haven't gotten mine yet"
K: "Oh... Well tell me when you do kay?"
D: "Np... did you get yours?"
K: " yeah all a's one b"
D: " was the b in social studies- I told you, you should have studied for that test!"
what the- how'd he know!
D: "Sorry wish I could talk more but my mom is calling me for dinner"
K: "Oh okay bye"
D: " Bye love you!"
K: "WAIT WHAT!?"
D: "What do you mean what? we're dating- right?"
K: "YEAH SURE WE'RE DATING BUT WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT IT!?"
D: "HAHAHAHA OMG Idk I just kinda assumed you knew but I guess not."
K: "Wtf"
D: "okay but seriously I gtg love you bye♥️!"
K: "Love you 2 bye"
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!
"I think you have just got a boyfriend is what happened!"
"Fucking shit mom how long were you there!"
"Long enough to know you have a boyfriend and that mumbling rubs off."
"... Just get the fuck out."
"Okay but dinners ready."
"Whatever."