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The orange bastard was brushing his hair and attempting to hide his receding hairline until he heard a knock on the door. He assumed it was his wife, Melania about to give him words of encouragement but instead it was a fourteen years old girl with pink hair and she seemed to be wearing a uniform of sorts. He was immediately disgusted when he noticed her Asian features "Who are you, how did you get here?!" the girl gently smiled "I'm Madoka Kaname sir, and I was told there was rat here so I came to exterminate it" despite her smile and cheery tone there was a feeling of anger surrounding her. "Rat? there's no rats in here-" he suddenly felt something sharp go through his arm that put him in excruciating pain although there was nothing there. The girl simply laughed "Don't be silly there is a rat here-" her tone shifted to a more serious tone of voice "you." she was now hold a a golden bow shaped like a rose branch with pink jewels on it and it even had a pin rose on top He thought it was stupid how she had a bow without an arrow but then she manifested a pink arrow out of thin air it seemed surreal "What the hell, what kind of light trick is that!?" he said, trying to mask his fear "It not a trick" she said coldly, shooting him with more arrows, each of them hurting a lot more than the last "MELANIA! MELANIA! HELP!" the girl stopped shooting and he heard heels clicking and it was Melania coming to save him! "Thank God you're here Melania, call the police and get this crazy girl deported and arrested!" Melania looked at him for a few moments then back at the girl and she started...laughing? "You think i'm going to save you after everything that you did?! Donald, don't be ridiculous" she continued laughing her ass off while the girl continued shooting. Donald knew Melania wasn't going to help him so he had to take matters into his own hands he picked up his phone and was about to dial 911 but the phone was immediately crushed by Melania's stilettos now he felt true fear because now he had no other way to get help he was completely at the mercy of this stranger. She continued shooting arrows at him and he was losing a lot of blood he and sooner or later he was going to die the girl stopped to look at him and Donald held out hope, maybe she would stop but no, she simply looked at him in disgust and shot him in the head, finally finishing him off