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A group chat has been created
Ichiro has added 17 people to the chat
the chat has been named divisions group chat
ichiro: hello everyone i thought it would be cool to have a group chat with all the divisions
jiro: groupchat? hell yeah
dice: w
samatoki: oh my fucking days
ramuda: heyy★everyone
dice: chat am i cooked?
jyuto: what fresh hell is this
dice: groupchat!!!!!
jiro: oh fucking hell no the horny cop is here everyone run
jyuto: the feeling is mutal
dice: b
saburo: jiro shut the fuck up
jiro: bit ch i didnt say a thing to you
saburo: your forgetting i can hack your phone and ruin your minecraft world
jiro: not my minecraft save data
rio: hi :D
dice: rioooo heyy
rio: hello dice
ichiro: something tells me im gonna regret this
ramuda: lmao yes
dice: this is hell
gentaro: hell on earth
samatoki: with every fuckin division here makes sense
ichiro:
dice: ichiro vs samatoki part 69
ichiro: how about we dont beef with each other here
ramuda: booo
samatoki: hold up we seriously ignoring that rio used a fucking emoticon
rio: theyre fun :)
samatoki: who taught you them
rio: jyuto
samatoki: huh the rabbit cop knows that shit too
jyuto: i dont get why your shocked at that :|
samatoki: fuckin whatever
jiro: aww mtc bonding time /s
samatoki: seriously
jyuto: dont you have school in the morning
jiro: can you shut the fuck up
ichiro: jiro plz
saburo: smh gonna brick his 3ds
jiro: bitch
rio: what is a 3ds
jyuto: you dont know what a 3ds is?
ramuda: oh em gee
rio: am i supposed to?
dice: hell even i know what a ds is
jyuto: come over to mine then
jiro: doing what
jyuto: im showing rio what a fucking 3ds is
jiro: who knew the horny cop owned a ds/s
jyuto: actually shut up
rio: onw :)
samatoki: i will destroy you bitches in mario kart
saburo: smh
ramuda: hey chat how many of you have a ds
ichiro: me
saburo: yeah
samatoki: obviously i do bc im a fucking bitch on mario kart
ramuda: defo a wario main
jyuto: actually no. he mains fucking mario
samatoki: you main fucking rosalina
jyuto: at least i dont main the most basic one
rio: how do i use tbis :(
jyuto: let me show you
jyuto has gone offline
rio has gone offline
dice: suspicious
saburo: can we not
jiro: chat am i cooked
jiro: 3ds.png (image a red 3ds with a blue screens and white writing on the top left of both screens)
ramuda: aint no waayyy
samatoki:
jyuto is online
jyuto: you know what has happend to it right?
saburo: thats saved me a job
ichiro: omg
samatoki: you bricked your ds you moron
jiro: fucj
dice: can we get an r.i.p in the chat
ramuda: r.i.p
samatoki: rest in fucking peace
saburo: r.i.p
rio is online
rio: r.i.p?
jyuto: r.i.p
dice: r.i.p jiros ds it was a real one
ichiro: seriously how does that happen
saburo: yeah i'd love to know
jiro: idfk
saburo: smh
the chat name has been changed to r.i.p jiros 3ds
jiro: smh
saburo: yk i could unbrick it for you
rio: what is a "bricked ds"?
samatoki: we'll tell ya later
rio: ok then
rio: btw i think the 3ds is fun :)
ramuda: nice☆
rio: i like animal crossing
rio is offline
dice: ive always wanted to playvthat
ramuda: you can literally play it on my ds
dice: thx
samatoki: right jyuto im coming over
jyuto: k
samatoki: im beating yo ass in mario kart
jyuto: we'll be waiting a while
samatoki: teach him how to save the fuckin game
saburo: chat should i unbrick his ds or leave it
dice: unbrick lmao
samatoki: leave it
ichiro: no shit youd say that
samatoki: you wanna fuckin go?
ichiro: ok its on
ramuda: i gotta go bye bye☆
ramuda is offline
dice: gonna beg him to let me play animal crossing
dice is offline
jyuto: were done
samatoki: youre fucking dead
jyuto: i literally dont give a fuck but alright
jyuto: btw i think we should get rio a ds
samatoki: right.
samatoki is offline
jyuto is offline
ichiro: that went well .....
everyone is offline