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“Can I get a coffee, 2 sugars?”
Thief had never laid eyes upon such a beautiful Ninetails before. His heart raced, threatening to burst out of his chest as he quickly wrote down the order.
“Uh your name?”
“Pardon? My name?”
“For the order”
“Oh-”
There was a short paws ((✿◠‿◠)), the Ninetails thinking with a slightly downcast look on her face. She was clearly contemplating something, something Thief couldn’t even guess. Was she a criminal on the run? Had she forgotten her name? What possibly could be causing this?
Lending in close, the fox whispered,
“Sex.”
“SEX?!” Thief said a little too loud
“Yes, my name is Sex.”
Thief was flabbergasted. Sex?! Her name was Sex?! Who could possibly bestow such a cruel name upon someone as gorgeous as the fox standing before him?
“Why?” Thief asked, immediately realizing what he said.
“Well, I was my mother’s 69th child and she thought it would be funny,” Sex whispered under her breath, “Curse you Momma Bee, wherever you are.”
“Well I think it's a lovely name”
Thief was lying. Who in their right mind would name their child Sex?! Well, his father did name him Thief but Sex was FAR worse than a simple crime for a name. However, when he laid eyes on the pokemon in front of him he couldn’t help but feel like something as small as a name is meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe.
“Anyways Mrs. Sex, your order will be ready in 2 minutes”
“Actually it’s just Ms.”
“Why don’t we change that..?”
Wait what, what did I just say? Thief couldn’t believe what came out of his mouth, why had he said that?
“Wait uh thats not wh-”
Sex put a paw to his mouth, silencing him.
“I’d like that. When do you end shift?”
“I uh well I don’t actually work here. I was just trying to steal this donut when you walked up”
“Well then, why don’t we go grab coffee right now?”
“YES! Uh but maybe not here, i'm pretty sure that the employees are going to call the police soon if they haven’t already.”
“Well, I know the perfect place to go”