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"Lincoln, were are so are tired of this." Leni said, she was tired of being one of Lincolns little play toys— prostitution was hard work, with many risks. And they didn't even get a share of the money.
"I don't fucking care bitch." Lincoln replied, sitting on a big throne that was installed into their living room. Leni looked into Lincoln's eyes and tried to remember the innocent memories she had with him; but all was gone. Lincoln was a whole new person.
Leni knew something needed to happen soon if she wanted to get out alive— and not die Lily's miserable death.
They needed a plan.
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All the sisters gathered up into a room in the loud house, a room where they all slept in together due to Lincoln now basically owning the whole house. "We need a plan." Leni whispered. She didn't want to be loud enough for Lincoln to hear them, it would rat them out as easy as that.
"For what?" Lola asked. "We aren't ever getting out." Lana snickered, it was stupid to think they could get away from Lincoln.
"Wait, I have an idea guys!" Lisa whisper-shouted. And everyone started to listen in. "What if..." She paused. "We became the pimps?" Lisa offered.
Everyone's mouths dropped. "Do you think that could really work?" Lucy asked, fazed. "If we all put some effort in, sure." She fixed her glasses to fit on properly.
"How would we plan this out?" Luan questioned out loud. "We could beat the pimp out of him." Lisa replied; she just knew this idea would be good.
"Good idea." Lynn responded, and all the other sisters agreed. "When though?" Lori asked. And it seems the others had the same question as-well.
"Tomorrow." Lisa replied for the last time. And all the sisters smirked evilly. "Tomorrow." They all repeated.
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They were all gathered up into a small, cheap hotel. It smelt rotten— just like Lily's flesh. How nasty. But the sisters were ready to retaliate.
Lisa; being the smartest sister there, snuck some food in and gave some to her sisters right before Pimp Lincoln could come in. The food seemed like it could've been the peaches from Holes, but at the end of the day, food is food.
"Come here you dumb stupid bitches." Lincoln shouted. The sisters felt degraded, but they knew this was the last time they would hear those words coming out their brother's mouths.
"No." Luna said. "What the fuck did you just say to me you dumb cunt?" Lincoln asked. "She said no." One of the sisters spoke up, sounded like Lori.
"We are tired of this dumb shit." Lynn replied. "We are all tired." said Leni for all of her siblings. There was a moment of silence. Before Lana charged at Lincoln and so did the other sisters.
"What the freak-a-leek!!" Lincoln shouted as his sister started jumping him. They were biting, scratching, throwing hands and everything.
Suddenly, Dr House for some reason bursted through the door. "More mouse bites." Dr House said.
Everyone turned to Dr House, they even stopped jumping Lincoln for a second. Without anyone looking, Lisa brought out a rabid rat that probably killed Lily and threw it at Lincoln.
Holy moly guacamole the rat was rabid. It started grabbing at Lincoln and bit him multiple times. One bite from the mouse even made Lincoln break out in the Gangnam Style!
Dr House stood there, proud of his work. So did his sisters.
Lincoln looked like Liziane Gutierrez after the mouse incident, and he was very beat and bloody. "What the freak-a-leek just happened." Lincoln asked.
"We are going to be the pimps now." Lisa said evilly. Hehe.