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But It's Cuntry! by Gusgustherat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
08 Mar 2025
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Summary
It started with this country song that Luke forwarded to Jace, claiming that it reminded him of “Jace and his beau”. Jace’s first mistake was taking it at face value and his second mistake was trusting Luke. He blasted the song out loud in his Valhalla, bobbing his head along to the innocent, easygoing acoustic guitar. When the singer earnestly crooned about getting kissed on his “bussy” during the chorus he almost slammed his brakes in shock while racing down the motorway at lightning speed.
Alternatively: A Dixon Dallas-inspired songfic featuring my two favourite idiots in love
