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It was Christmas night on Kivotos,
and a cold wind blew.
When a man dressed in red
visited the Archive of Blue.
There was Sensei Klaus,
The single human male in the land.
Visiting the gun wielding students
and Halo bearing gals.
Troubled by debt and sand
was the first place he went.
But with a swift pass of his card,
they both went away.
In the Abydos club room
Sensei left various gifts.
Things like a whale plushie, new glasses
and tools for a thief.
Then he arrived on Gehenna,
the school full of demons.
But still he liked them all,
even if they blew him up on missions.
He first stopped at the cafeteria,
were the Lunch club reside.
And gift Fuuka a teaser,
in case Haruna appears for a bite.
Then came President Kasumi,
little rascal indeed.
For her a few boxes of explosives
and a red giant drill.
After, he visited Ako,
the administrator of her team,
He thought about giving her coal
but decided on just a new leash.
Next was Millennium.
The school of science and stuff.
He made sure to visit Koyuki
and fill her stocking with coal.
For the treasurer named Yuuka,
a diet program and running shoes were a most.
So that she could lose 100 Kg
and avoid Sumire at all cost.
For the Twins Momoi & Midori
Who just wanted more games
Sensei give them playing cards
and other toys from his old days.
Next stop was Red Winter
a cold and hard place for the living
ruled by a tiny mustache tyrant
that hoarded all the pudding.
He visit the girls of the Liberation front
And the ones of the 227
The Labor party ones
And the one of the commissary even.
After much hurdle on the fly
Sensei arrived at the School of the Valkyrie
Where law was kept and respected
even if the girls were seen as a mockery.
At last Sensei Klaus arrived at Trinity,
were little angels dwell,
although some were a tap eccentric
and a little coo coo as well.
For the club of sugar addicts
he delivered the best sweets
And for a couple of little perverts
some adult rated things.
For a pink haired princess,
Parfaits and cake rolls
and for a sleepy fox girl
maybe her first playable form.
At Hyakkiyako Sensei landed,
keeping a watchful eye,
for he was been hunted
by a fox wanting to be his wife.
He run from house to house,
gifting as fast as he could.
Then at President Niya's
he deliver more coal.
In the middle of nowhere,
Sensei found the Arius Group.
and left them with presents
warm hugs and food.
Near the end of his journey
Sensei reached Kousagi park.
Here he met the 4 girls
that formed the Rabbit Squad.
Ammo and bentos
were given away.
Explosives and good advise
so they won't be laid stray,
Getting closer to midnight
Sensei Klaus flew away
accompanied by his 2 assistants
on his Kaitenger sleigh.
" Let's go Arona, let's go Plana! "
Sensei called the two girls.
For the night was still young
and he still has more gifts.
And so Sensei Klaus kept working,
all through the Archive of Blue
Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas
And that includes you, too.