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And Have A Happy Jolly Corpmas!

Summary:

A Collection of Short Drabbles of Calamity Corpness based on the recent collection of photos from the Calamity Corp Discord for Christmas.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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It was a snowy day at calamity corporation, Charter was preparing to close the office early, since it was Christmas Eve, with the eventual Christmas Day tomorrow.

As Charter was preparing the final steps of closing, he could hear boots clicking.

And of course, there was only one person it could be at this time.

Nhu walked in, with a smile on her face.

Charter turned around, looking up at Nhu.

“Hello Charter!” She greeted him, walking towards him, almost galloping, while carrying a batch of gift-boxes.

“Hello Nhu.” Charter said, still with an average meh on his face, though he was pleased to see Nhu.

“Are you doing anything for Christmas?” Nhu said “Just wanted to see how you were doing.”, putting her hands behind her back and standing cheerfully, head tilted a bit towards Charter.

Charter replied back, “Well, not really, just spending time with my wife, if she is there.”

“Aw, that's nice!” Nhu put her hand to her mouth (best she could with hands full.) “Well I should get going now, Merry Christmas!” Nhu gave a quick nod to the gifts she was holding, walking out of the room, almost tripping on the way out.

Charter waved a quick goodbye, watching Nhu walk out, until she was out of his sight.

Charter smiled, Nhu was a pleasant experience to be around, almost like a ray of sunshine, though a bit naive and clumsy at times.

With the final steps of closing being done, Charter grabbed his stuff, fixing his hat, and walked out.

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Crunching on snow-filled plains, Theta walked around next to the spot she and 08 were supposed to meet at, slight worry 08 might have gotten into trouble. Though, her worries were picked right back up as she heard a robotic ting in the distance.

“Theta!” The toybot chirped, eyes beading, trotting towards the dogbug.

Theta's worried face turned into a gleeful grin, paws raising preparing for a hug, though dropped as she saw 08 holding something in their hands.
As 08 got closer to Theta, finally heading towards a stop, Theta’s head slightly tilted at the gift 08 was holding. “What's that?” Theta said, glancing at 08 then the gift.

08 held an awkward smile at Theta. “Something!” 08 shrugged his shoulders.

Theta’s eyes closed slanted at 08, giving a large grin. “For me?” She giggled.

The two had a laughing fit, finally calming down.

“I’ve missed you!” Theta mewed, finally hugging 08.

“It’s only been a week,” 08 muttered, hugging the alien back, tail wagging along with the dog bug's tail.

The two of them went to sit down in the snowy plains by a tree, gift by side. “I know it's only been a week, but that's still a long time!” Theta eyes glistened, giving a slight sad whimper. “I’ve been so excited to see you!” Theta cheered, looking towards 08.

“Me too.” 08 muttered, thinking about how hard it was to get over here, but now he and Theta could finally rest and have a good time.

As the two talked, slight noises tampered with the gift box.

One of Theta’s ears went up, “Do you hear that?” Theta glanced at 08, 08 looked at Theta then his focus went to the gift box.

08s tail curled as his head tilted, was that the right gift box he got? 08 gave a smile towards him, while he gave a confused look.

WHOOP

A white dog jumped out of the box, scaring the two friends, looking around.

08 glanced back. “Tobything!” He cheered. “Model 08!” Tobything barked, tail wagging.

Theta looked at the two. “Tobything! What are you doing here?”

Tobything was panting, “I don’t how I got here, but I’m glad I got out.” Tobything then smiled at the two of them

The three of them all giggled together 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓳𝓸𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 ❤️ (Having a Holly Jolly Christmas)

 

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Flying across the snow, Wonderhat was getting ready for some important things for Christmas day, slowly heading for a stop, as he heard something behind him, putting his broomstick down.

Paws stepping on the shivering snow, it was a certain bug-cat-god Wonderhat had familiarity with.

“NEYYAR YEHEY YEHEY!” Nyaspace Kitmine meowed, twirling around the wizard.

Wonderhat sighed, “What is that you want… creature.” He said slickly under his breath.

“Oh why, Nothing! Just a simple hi.” Nyaspace smiled at Wonderhat.

Wonderhat squinted his eyes at that, “Are you sure?” He mutters, staring down the cat.

“Yup!” Nyaspace Kitmine squint their eyes, with a large toothy smile.

Wonderhat grumble, this was a waste of their time, they slowly walk away from the cat, before Nyaspace Kitmine rushed in front of him.

“Did I say we were done yet?” It giggled, as Wonderhat backed away.

“I don’t know what you want, but I am certainly not dealing with it.” Wonderhat hissed.

Nyaspace got on xeir hind tail, “Aw? Why not?”

As Nyaspace Kitmine got closer, Wonderhat grabbed his broom with magic and bonked Nyaspace on the head.

“BACK YOU CREATURE! BACK!” He raised his voice, hissing.

Nyaspace hissed, “So you want to fight?!” They snarked, claws slashing out.

As Nyaspace was about to hit, Wonderhat sent a magic boom which hit them.

The bug-cat hissed, as Wonderhat took a stance, slowly about to run away, but saw the demigod running away, surprised, expecting a fight.

Wonderhat turned around, picking up their stuff and heading off on their merry way, though, still confused on why such a powerful being would back away.

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It was a slow quiet early afternoon in the bar Bovis owned, it was closed early for Christmas Eve, so Bovis was doing his typical closing early.

Bovis was wiping down the tables before hearing a certain chime from the main doors, Bovis perked up, sweating thinking it was something else, though calmed down seeing a certain blue fish.

“Sergio, my boy!” Bovis chuckled, Bovis opened his arms.

“Heya Bovis.” Sergio smiles, sitting down at one of the stools at the bar.”

“So how's yer day been going?” Bovis asked, setting down his arm at the counter.

“Things have been going… fine.” Sergio slightly laughed, putting his hand on his back.

“Well that's good to hear.” Bovis mooed, getting two glasses from under, filling them with Hot Cocoa

Bovis then passed one glass to Sergio, raising his glass up towards him.

Sergio pushed his glass towards him, the both of them saying cheers.

As it was silent for a bit afterwards, Sergio began to speak up. “It’s just been… weird these past few days, you know?” He stared at his glass blankly, “The new year, my own issues.” He sighs.

Bovis looked at him with a worried glance, sighing. “I get that very much.” He looked to the side. “But you will get through this, you know?” The cow put a hand on Sergios shoulder.

Sergio gave a slight nod, looking up, still with a frown but eyes brightened a little bit more.

“It's almost Christmas as well, I don’t want you to be so sad in jolly times.” Bovis chirped at him.

“You’re right.” Sergio began to smile, fully. The atmosphere cheered up as the two continued to talk.

Sergio looked at the time, “It’s late-uh-” He stammered. “I should get going.”

“Alright then, Merry Christmas!” Bovis cheered as Sergio walked out, feeling better on the holiday night as he walked out into the peaceful darkness.

EVIL WIZARD: hi

 

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With caramel candles put on, and a sweet scent in the room, Happy Home was with God Machine for the holiday night.

“WONDERFUL NIGHT, ISN'T IT?” God machine sinker, putting his arms up in the air, looking at Happy Home.

“It sure is!” Happy Home smiled, glad to have God Machine with her tonight, as they were both enjoying each other, Happy Home heard a bell ring. “Oh! That must be it!” She hurried getting up, God Machine curious to what it could be.

God Machine waited for a bit, before seeing Happy Home in with a metal platter.

“I made some Gingerbread cookies!” She glee, putting the tray down.

“I know we can’t eat them, but you know I thought it would be fun since.” She paused. “We could decorate them!” She passes a frosting kit towards God Machine.

 

God Machine’s tail wagged, putting his arms in front of it. “I SAY SO! THAT SEEMS VERY FUN!!!” He said.

The two of them began to decorate their cookies, being messy of course, but that was the fun part.

“You know…” Happy Home mutters, “I’m very glad to have you as a friend, you’re very nice to be around.” She perked up, eyes closed, finishing off her words in a short amount of time, which happened rarely.

God machine stared at her for a blank second, processing before saying. “AH… THAT'S VERY SWEET.” He smiles, putting his hands in his lap. “OF COURSE I AM!” He said in a joking tone, back to his hyper-state.

The two of them continued to chat into the night, if it was Happy Home talking about wanting to find her true someone or God Machine yapping about his greatest moments. It was a good night.

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Nix was sitting in his quiet space, with only the noise of the snow outside out in the dark-blue sky. Reading a book about science #627.

He stopped for a moment, putting his book down and getting up in his lab coat, and he went out to look outside the window.
He watched the snowflakes fall against the cloud-like snow, with the trees slightly blowing

As the silence was blaring, Nix thought more clearly about his past christmases, not like they were… special, just that they were always the same, him sitting in his living space quietly, not doing much.

He liked it, of course. But he thought a bit more, maybe he could do something else?

I mean, not like Christmas is something he does. He has far more better things to do. He scuffed a bit under his breath.

Nix shook his head, he was thinking too much.

The scientist walked away, deciding maybe he should go to bed early for the night, he has things to do later tomorrow.

He picked up the book to bring to bed, shutting the lights off in the room, door shutting as the noise left was only his steps, eventually to end when he got in bed.

Notes:

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED! AND HOPEFULLY HAD A JOLLY CHRISTMAS OR JUST DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE ^^

Honestly was fun writing this one, has all the cast so it should feed all of the fandom! This year has been wild but I'm excited for the next one!