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Atsushi eats a Baguette

Summary:

I saw a fic where a baguette gets shoved up Atsushi’s ass and it really scared me so I made this instead

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Atsushi comes home, opening his door and walking into his living room with a smile on his face. He wanders over to his kitchen, plastic bag in hand, of which he takes a freshly baked baguette out of and places it on the counter.
“I FUCKING LOVE BAGUETTES.” Atsushi says, violently opening his fridge door, grabbing a packet of ham and throwing it next to the baguette before slamming it shut. He cuts the baguette in half, spreading some slightly melted butter that he left out on the counter on it, and piling far too much ham in before placing the slices together and wandering over to his table, looking at his baguette, “Mmmm yummy…” he murmurs before stuffing the whole baguette into his mouth in one go.

He then choked to death, the end.

Notes:

I have been on call with Kyu for 13 hours
#onthatgrind #iamgoingtodrinkoceanwater #pleaseusebaguettesnormally #akaeatingthemthatstheonlythingyoushouldusebaguettesfor