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jihoon: i hear things
jaehwan: doctor he got out!
jihoon: no i’m serious
jisung: jihoon please go to sleep it’s 3am
jihoon: i hear things
jinyoung: u know what comes out at 3am
guanlin: hyung it’s watching u
jihoon: NO PLEASE SHUT UP I AM ALONE RN
daniel: where’s woojin
jihoon: idk
daehwi: it took him the thing watching u hyung
jihoon: SERIOUSLY STOP
sungwoon: omg why are u all awake at 3am
jihoon: it’s only 3am
jisung: jihoon please don’t tell me you’re still going to sleep at 6am and waking up 7pm
jihoon: no of course not
woojin: he’s lying
jihoon: WOOJIN
seongwu: where did u go
woojin: i hear things
jinyoung: omg not u now
guanlin: is it actually something
daehwi: are u guys possessed
jinyoung: told u things happen at 3am
jihoon: GET OFF ME WTFFFFF
daniel: jihoon what happened
jihoon: woojin just jumped on my head
guanlin: are u kidding hyung
jihoon: no i am being fr he literally jumped on my head
woojin: NO I DID NOT i jumped on his back i got scared
sungwoon: by what
woojin: i swear i saw something
daniel: what?
woojin: something
seongwu: did u not learn ur descriptive words please give some adjective?? a height, a gender, a hair colour, build??
woojin: i’m not a policeman
sungwoon: u don’t need to be one u just need eyes
woojin: shut up
jihoon: it was santa
minhyun: i think something actually possessed them
jihoon: i saw red it was santa
jihoon: OW
daehwi: now what hyung
jihoon: woojin smacked me in the head
woojin: it wasn’t me
jinyoung: …3am
woojin: it’s not it’s 3:20 jinyoung stfu
jinyoung: still 3am
minhyun: well he’s not actually wrong
woojin: ok seriously it wasn’t me tho
jihoon: no i swear i just heard a ho ho ho
daehwi: wait does jihoon hyung still believe in santa
jaehwan: imagine thinking santa is real at the age of 25
jinyoung: hyung is so ☠️☠️☠️
jihoon: ..i don’t believe in santa
seongwu: he def believed in santa and u lot just broke his heart
sungwoon: he’s crying
woojin: u made him cry btw and now i have to console a grown man mourning the fact that santa is fake
jihoon: i heard it i swear
the jolly ho ho ho of mr. santa
he’s real i know it
minhyun: woojin how long has he been awake
woojin: like nearly 24hrs cause a new game dropped and we’ve been playing nonstop since yesterday
jisung: GUYS PLEASE JUST GO TO SLEEP I PROMISE U WILL STOP HEARING AND SEEING THINGS THAT DON’T EXIST
jihoon: HE DOES EXIST
jihoon: OWWW
daniel: what now
jihoon: okay it’s not funny anymore woojin
guanlin: what happened hyung
jihoon: he poked me
woojin: i actually did not
jihoon: u did
woojin: i am standing 3 metres away from u how could i poke u
jihoon: u did
jisung: i’m actually going to sleep now i have things to do unlike some other people
minhyun: yeah same
daniel: byeeeee have fun
seongwu: see you tomorrow …or not
jinyoung: yeah whatever there is is gonna get u
jihoon: THAT IS NOT FUNNY
woojin: …the lights just turned off
jihoon: IS THAT A POLICE?? I SEE RED AND BLUE..green??
woojin: knee naw knee naw knee naw
minhyun: green has never been part of the lights
jaehwan: …knee…😀
woojin: there’s no right or wrong nee or knee whatever u know what i’m saying
sungwoon: okay i’m seriously driving over to ur house rn i cannot understand what u both are talking about
daniel: i’m actually starting to believe jinyoung
jihoon: it’s not even 3am anymore
seongwu: 3:40am
daehwi: still is 3am
HE IS REAL @bunnyjihoon
I TOLD U HE EXISTS
chirp chirp @ironjin
is this some like really well thought out high level prank ??
but they’re too dumb to plan this out tho as in no iq level
seongwu: woojin we can see your tweets btw
daniel: what’s happening now
woojin: we just saw rudolph the red nosed reindeer and santa and he has presents and that’s what poked jihoon
jihoon: he’s real
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jihoon: HELLO HE’S LITERALLY STARING AT US THROUGH THE WINDOW I’M MAKING EYE CONTACT RN WHAT MORE DO U WANT
woojin: well merry christmas to you all i guess…
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guanlin: btw u don't need to call him by his full government name he’s just rudolph
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jihoon: NO HE ISNT ITS RUDOL THE RED NOSED REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY NSOE AND IF U EVER SAW IT U WOUDLV EVEN SAY IT GLOWS all oF THE OTHER REINDERS USED TO LAUGH AND CALK HIM NAMES
AND over to u woojin 🕺
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jihoon: …
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