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Today, Rocket and Sword went to another phight.
They thought it would be another normal one, but uh oh! It's a 66.6x phight!
"Dudeeeee, I don't wanna phight if it's a 66.6x, the risk is too high." said Rocket, he clearly wasn't amused, while Sword was the complete opposite of Rocket.
"Hell yeah! More money to win!" exclaimed Sword. (HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN IM SO SORRY SWORD.)
The blue team consisted of Sword, Rocket, Slingshot, Vine Staff and Skateboard. (wowzies!)
And the read team had Hyperlaser, Scythe, Medkit, Boombox, and Banhammer. (what.the.hell are these teams bro???)
3..
2...
1....
GO!
"You're making serious bank if you win this. Stay focused." says Dom at the start of the round.
(sword isnt focused im sorry dom he just wants to make out with rocket rn).
All the phighters were ya know, phighting right now, and the timer was at 1:30.
Sword and Rocket got both killed by Scythe's phinisher.
They both respawned back at the spawn, and Rocket quickly muttered.
"S-Sword.. Wait for me please.." he was certainly exhausted a bit because of how intense this round was.
Sword nodded to him, and waited a bit, until.. He got an idea most ingenious. (HELP)
He walked over to Rocket, and looked him straight in the eyes.
He moved his hand to Rocket's cheek, and leaned in, kissing Rocket on the lips.
Though he didn't pull away.
He kept kissing Rocket.
This quickly turned into a make out session, with Sword slipping his tongue into Rocket's mouth. (UMM I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE SLOPPY MAKE OJT SESSIONS 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨)
Vine Staff respawned at their team's spawn, and saw Rocket and Sword.
"....Um.. Guys??? Can you not do this right now please-"
The timer reached 0:00.
The red team won.
The phighters were back in the lobby, currently Vine Staff was pretty angry at Rocket and Sword.
"Care to explain what the hell you guys were doing???" Vine Staff yelled at them.
"Umm... Making out?" Sword replied.
"DON'T DO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH AT LEAST!" Vine Staff yelled again, she certainly wasn't amused.
Sword chuckled at her reaction, and got hit in the back of the head. ouchies