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Once upon a time there was a Pokemon named Mew.
She was very pretty. And she was my favorite. I made a shrine for her. But.
This is about Mew and not me.
So.
These are the adventures of Mew.
Mew was hanging out with her best friends um Squirtle and Charizard, because those are two I can name. Also the really creepy one that looks like Pikachu because that is a really fascinating pokemon and also weird, but Mew does not care, because they are bff.
They are doing friendship things, like holding hands. Kind of like My Little Ponies. Only Pokemon-y-er.
Mew decided to fly through the air singing a little song called 'doot doot doot doot doot'. She was so happy.
Charizard breathed fire.
Squirtle squirted. That is not a euphemism.
Mew was happy in Mew land.
*Look, I do not know what the names of the Pokemon places are, so we're just gonna make some up. It's called Pokemon land. oh wait, I just called it Mew land.
Mew was also running from the law because she broke into a lab stole her dna back.
(This is pre Mewtwo timelline, btw. Don't worry, he may or make not make an appearance, because Time Travel.)
But, despite her dna being stolen, she was still happy.
And so was Charizard and Squirtle and the creepy pikachu one.
Mew let out a heavy sigh. I'm am going to have so many fun adventures.
And then she opens up a portal and leaves.
Charizard is sad. Squirtle is indifferent. Creepy pickachu gets it.
Nicky - is this good? Can we be done for now? No? Darn. One down. 99 more to go!!