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  1. you should join my company! (that's a pyramid scheme.) by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    12 Jan 2025

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    “Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty,” Agatha’s voice reached her ears and she had to roll her eyes at her fake cheery tone.

    “Do you see any cars around?” Rio deadpanned.

    “…No?”

    “Exactly.”

    Rio banged the door shut and against her judgment felt her lips tugging up at the way Agatha snorted behind the thick wood.

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    Rio is a tired vampire and can't stand the weird saleswoman who keeps knocking on her door trying to sell some useless product despite being told to leave multiple times.

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