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2:21 AM
*??? added 10+ members to the chat*
*??? renamed "Group Chat" to "Marscapone"*
*??? renamed 10+ members*
Fishy: Alright! that should do it!!!
Fishy: Welcome to the most ultimate group chat of all time!1! XD
Hatrack: Istg.
Hatrack: MACKEREL I HOPE YOU LIVE A LONG AND PROSPEROUS LIFE.
Fishy: WHAT. HOW COULD YOU SLUG.
TigerFurry: ??? what is going on
TigerFurry: .
TigerFurry: IVE SAID A MILLION TIMES IM NOT A FURRY DAZAI.
GothnotEmo: The fleas you have say otherwise, Jinko.
TigerFurry: i'd tell you to jump off a bridge but that's dazai's job.
TigerFurry: instead, go get back to your shift at hot topic.
Nysmnyd: why tf have I been added to a gc aat 2:30 am and there's already been two fights.
Nysmnyd: what does my name stand for, assuming it isn't a keysmash
Bigback: Now you see me now you don't, tanizaki
Bigback: OKAY WTF.
Bigback: I GATGERED ALL THESE NUMBERS FOR YOU SINCE YOU DIDNT KNOW MOST OF THEM
Bigback: AND THSI IS THE BLASPHEMY I GET.
#lesbian: LMAOOOOOO
#lesbian: okay that's not wrong-
Fishy: ofc it isn't wrong, I'm accurate with nicknames ;D
Fishy: also I'm sorry bbg ranpo ill make it up to you with snacks during first class 🙏
Bigback: acceptable please continue
Notarealginger: So should we do introductions?? like name pronouns or wtv
Notarealginger: . WHO SNITCHED. GIN. HIGUCHI. WHICH ONE OF YOU.
Bigback: neither of them, you didn't retouch your roots fast enough and I saw the true color
Fishy: GREAT IDEA TACHIHARA!!!! INTRODUCTIONBS GO!!!
Fishy: I AM DAZAI OSAMU!!! He/they pronouns, my major is psychology!
Hatrack: Chuuya Nakahara. He/they/it, I run the martial arts club and I major in biology
Bigback: THE GREATEST TO EVER LIVE EDOGAWA RANPO!!! He/him pronouns, and I am majoring in criminal justice XD
#lesbian: Akiko Yosano, she/her, Im a medical student
TigerFurry: Atsushi Nakajima!! He/they and I'm working to become a teacher, so I major in education!
Notarealginger: Michizou Tachihara, He/him, I major in criminal justice
Nysmnyd: Junichirou Tanizaki! He/they, I major in architecture!
Notarealginger: Is that everyone online rn..?
TigerFurry: @GothnotEmo GE YOUR EMO ASS BACK HERE AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO NEW PEOPLE AND ACTUALLY SOCIALISE YOU PRICK.
Nysmnyd: Easy now atsushi-
GothnotEmo: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke. He/they/it. I major in English.