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What do you get when Draco and the Snakes are introduced to the Muggle 90's all while trying to let the noseless gits minions in the castle and kill Father Time? Chaos. Pure unadulterated chaos with a giant dose of delulu. Join the motley crew as Draco discovers he can be more than friends with Hermione and Manicures by Marcela are the best way to decompress; Theo finds a passion for chicken nuggets and an unhealthy obsession with vending machines; Pansy realizes she can be friends with the employees at Pizza Hut for free breadsticks and the ghosts in Pac-Man are super annoying; Blaise learns the Denman brush can do wonders for his curls and he could do better than Carson Daly on TRL; Adrian determines the combination of a good leather jacket and tight denims do wonders for his appearance and horror movies could be actually scary if they used magic. Follow them as they navigate Muggle Edinburgh while still completing the Dark Lord's mission.