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STATUS: fighting over 'who is the better dad?' on a Saturday night at exactly 8pm while Charlie was watching this whole ass scene.
Lucifer: ''SAY ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH ABOUT MY DAUGHTER AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.''
Alastor: ''So in short: 'shut up' ?''
Lucifer: ''YES.''
Alastor: ''Make me, your highness.''
*Lucifer launches towards him, ready to tear him apart, limb by limb but then Charlie stepped in and lost it*
Charlie: ''This is ENOUGH. If you both don't manage to get your little 'game' or... whatever, under control then you'll be banished from the hotel.. And, yes, I would be VERY sorry to do that but in my sight there really isn't any other way. I've warned you enough of times.''
*they were in shock as she never showed her angry side to them, but they quickly shut up, it was so silent, you could hear a needle fall...*
Charlie: ''Alright. Now I am off to bed, love you dad, bye Al!!''
*she then skipped off to her room and both left them in a state that was just pure confusion *
Lucifer: ''She might be on her period?....''
Alastor: ''Are you too... idiotic, to see how sick she is of us stressing her with our fighting , your highness?''
Lucifer: ''Smartass.''
Alastor: ''Now, now. Charlie said we should behave.''
*he grins and dissapears into the floor with his shadow still in the room watching him creepyly from the corner of the lobby*
Lucifer: ''Coward.''
*Alastor re-appeared, right besides him*
Alastor: ''What did you say, your majesty?''
*Lucifer jumped back and fell to the ground, he was very embarrassed by how easily he got scared, so much so that he just wanted to disappear like Alastor could- Oh yeah he can but he is to concentrated on Alastor so that he will not attack him again to notice that ability of his*
Lucifer: ''GAHH!- Oh, uhg... it's just you again...''
*He picked himself up from the floor and dusted himself off withwith his eyebrows furrowed and a look of disdain slumbering on his face*
Lucifer: ''Asshole.''
*Alastor grinned, his shadow taking him down to the floor, this time he actually disappeared into the floor of the hotel to who knows where. Lucifer muttered something quickly before opening a portal to his dear room to seek sleep, laying in his pjamas Lucifer tried to achieve his goal but failed because of what had happened prior, but his stupid insomnia and the over-thinking wouldn't give him that so easily, he seeked comfort but didn't want to disturb his daughter + her girlfriend and he also didn't want to sleep next to a porn star and a furry (Angel Dust+ Husk) and definitely NOT Niffty, he was scared of her, so the only last option was...Alastor, he had to admit sorrowfully in his mind..*
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*KNOCK KNOCK*
*Alastor opened the door to find Lucifer standing before him*
Alastor: ''What are you doing here?''
Lucifer: ''My insomnia... Could you like... Just help me fall asleep?''
Alastor: ''We fought today and here you are, seeking comfort from the same person? Pathetic if I must say so myself.''
Lucifer: ''Shut up.''
Alastor: ''To answer your question, No.''
Lucifer: ''Uhg, come onnn''
Alastor: ''Fine, but stay on the other side of the bed. We can talk until you decide to shut your little eyes and go to sleep.''
*Alastor allowed him in with a unreadable expression because of that Satan forsaken smile. Lucifer got kind of....Excited? But of course he didn't show it, he would never show his happy side to a mere mortal soul, ESPECIALLY his rival or whatever he was now...*
After Lucifer calmed himself down internally, he spoke in a sleep-deprived voice: ''T-Thank you.''
*Well shit, he didn't want to actually stutter at that, Alastor stayed quite pretending to not have noticed (he so totally did.) Lucifer made himself comfortable, they talked about their day and what they could maybe improve (Wow, productive Lucifer! I'm proud.) until Lucifer's eyes couldn't keep open for any longer and fell and so he fell asleep. *
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*The next day he woke up to... Charlie and the others? Alastor wasn't there due to his broadcast that kept Lucifer asleep in the morning, Lucifer looked at the time quickly not noticing he was still in Alastor's room, ''8am.'' He wanted to say something but then confusion got the better of him and his expression, because his room wasn't all red and black with books scattered all around, then he realized he was in Alastor's room. How embarrassing.. And in front of the whole crew? Well, to be exact: Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty (Charlie send Vaggie out to look for her dad because he didn't show up to any activities today and Niffty found him out of pure accident while cleaning the rooms and therefore called them), before Lucifer could say anything Alastor returned*
Alastor: ''What are you all doing in my room. Didn't your mother ever tell you to mind your own business?''
Lucifer: ''I will go now.''
*Alastor gave a nod and then Lucifer stood up made a portal and went through it to his own room again*
Alastor: ''Now my dear friends, get out of my room''
*without even asking, but with strange looks, they went away down to the lobby*
Lucifer: ''FUCK. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK... AGH SHIT.''
*he screamed in a pillow with a flustered expression*
Lucifer: ''What would they think of me now!?''
*He proceeded to scream into his pillow for the rest of the day, totally to not get him tired so that he wouldn't have to seek comfort from Alastor again, but of course that did nothing. In the late evening/night Lucifer tried to sleep but it didn't work, even with pills, so when it was almost mid-night he went to Alastor's room again and knocked, Alastor answered but this time with a stern look* Alastor: ''No.''
Lucifer: ''But-''
*BANG*
Lucifer: ''Dang... Okay...''
*The door closed right in his face and Lucifer went to his room kind of sad...almost pouting? or even.. crying? No, not that but he couldn't tell what it was that made him so sad because he didn't care about the demon at all*
*His thought devoured him and he only got about 2-3 hours of sleep, in the morning it looked like he cried throughout the whole night, but it was only because he closed his eyes so often and tried to literally seal them shut (which, for obvious reasons, did not work) and due to that his eyes were really sensitive and watery, after he looked in the mirror and realized that Alastor may get the impression that he cried for him, which would in short mean: ''I care about you and cried for you'' and Lucifer was not going to let that happen. He wiped his eyes with a tissue but that made them water even more so at this point he didn't even care anymore and just changed from his PJs to his normal suit that he wears everyday to go down to the kitchen*
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Lucifer: ''Hey, uh what are you guys making?''
*He was trying to pretend that nothing happened yesterday, which in fact worked for some odd reason*
Charlie: ''Oh, Niffty decided to cook something today but due to her height I had to help a bit! We are making self made lasagna which takes a bit longer... Sit down while we're at it, it will only take another hour or so!''
Lucifer: ''Sure!''
*He sat down besides Alastor because he was the only one waiting at the table right now*
Lucifer: ''Sooo...''
Alastor: ''Not a word.''
Lucifer: ''Huh?''
Alastor: ''I said, not even a word.''
Lucifer: ''Okay, no need to be so rude, grumpy ass.''
Alastor: ''With how much sleep I assume you got, I do not think it is me who is 'grumpy'.''
Lucifer: ''Oh shut up- You're annoying me already....''
Alastor: ''I appreciate your compliment towards me.''
Lucifer: ''That wasn't a- uhg, forget it, it wouldn't get into your stubborn brain anyways...''
Alastor: ''Pardon me?''
Lucifer: ''You heard me.''
*with a moody and tired look he stared right into Alastor's eyes , that's when Alastor noticed his eyes, they almost looking like he had cried the night before*
Alastor: ''Mhh, did you really cry after I rejected your little 'plea'?''
Lucifer: ''Wha-NO. No, no, no, no, no- that's a- uh, No. My eyes look watery and all because I couldn't sleep and aggravated my eyes too much..''
Alastor: ''Sounds like an excuse to me, your highness. I am certainly honoured to be cried after by the king of my kind, but from your point of view I would feel very humiliated by now.''
*you could hear a muffled laugh from him, but just for a split second, which made Lucifer both confused and flustered because he has never truly heard him laugh before...*
Lucifer: ''I DID NOT CRY.''
Alastor: ''Sure, sure keep telling yourself that! Maybe I will believe it one day.''