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Once upon a time, there was a girl, that girl's name was Fishy. Fishy loved to see the teeth on Easter (her birthday), and one day she wanted to see them but she couldn't because her “mom” was living in a deep well with her in Ohio Cornville. But one day this man came we’ll call him Ramen and he was running away from a “crazy” Walmart, he broke into her well while her mom was getting rocks to eat, her favorite food rocks even though her mom HATES THEM,
when Ramen broke into the well fishy was startled, so she smacked him with wet uncooked spaghetti noodles, he was like “why yo hit me fool?????????” and fishy was like, “you startled me so I hit you with my mom” and he was like “what?” and she was like “ya, yo heard me fool!” and she hit him again with wet uncooked spaghetti noodles and he passed out from cringe. Did I forget to mention that Fishy was the daughter of the manager of Walmart, THE LONG LOST DAUGHTER, and her “mom” isn't her real mom we’ll call her “mom” Alieaa. Alieaa was eating Fishy’s teeth to be more youngerer, Fishy wasn’t aware of this, and when Ramen woke up from being hit by wet uncooked spaghetti noodles Fishy questioned Ramen, and he was tied up by her mom (wet uncooked spaghetti noodles), she asked him “what are you doing here in my ‘mom’s’ well?” and he responded with “I was running away from a ‘crazy’ Walmart manager after stealing… WAIT WHERE’S THE EMPLOYEE BADGE?!?!?!???!” and fishy responded with “I hid it!” Ramen responded with “I bet you 10 barbies it's in that pot with soil in it buried” (it is) and so Fishy hit him again with wet uncooked spaghetti noodles and he got knocked out, Fishy hid the employee badge under her hair where he couldn't find it. When he woke back up again he was asked by Fishy “Where did you even find that employee badge?” Ramen responded with, “I stole it from the Walmart manager’s long lost daughter.” and Fishy responded with “Who?” Ramen responded by saying “Ya, apparently some old woman kidnapped the manager's daughter, and apparently the daughter had the same name as you,” Fishy responded with, “Really..? When did she go missing?”