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daisuk e was eating an hot pocket
“daiske where in the flying frolicking freshly french flower field robo roach FUCK did you get a hot pocket from” said duck pond
“From the ibuprofen hat guy :D” said homosexual
“The who”
“me 👺” said ibuprofen hat guy
“AHHHHHHHH” gander man
“Nyeehehehehe taste my hot pockets fiend”
“You ain nothin but a broke fein fei-”
“SHUT UP YOU DARWIN WATTERSON KINNIE LITTLE SPEEDBUMB GNOME TEAM AHH” said angry goose gentleman
“:(“
“Thats it im going to stress eat some 30 year old paper mache now buhbyeee” swanguy
“Why do you eat paper mache 😦” ibuprofen
“Why do yoy eat men”
“....”
“....”
“NObODY UNDERSTANDS ME” said hat man
then anya played the weezer lick on the ukulele and everyone died from weezer shock syndrome the end