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You were at Walmart. It was just a regular Tuesday when you’d gone to the store to stock up on groceries. What happened next was not at all like a normal Tuesday.
A man in a brown striped suit came running down the aisle as you grabbed a jug of milk. The man was holding a strange buzzing metal tube that looked quite strange. It had a little glowing bit on the end. The man ran down the aisle, yelled at a box of cookie dough at the end, then sighed and turned around. He ran back down the aisle the way he came, then stopped abruptly by you. He turned to look at you.
“Hello, I’m the Doctor, nice to meet you.” The man said. He then picked up a can of beans out of your cart and started threatening it. The beans suddenly turned into a weird green blobby thing in his hands. You let out a startled yelp at what you saw. “Looks like you got some bad beans. Sorry mate.” He then pointed the buzzing metal tube from earlier at the blobby thing and it exploded. You blinked a few times. You wiped a piece of green goo off your cheek in disgust. The man left, leaving you to continue shopping. After that, though, you just wanted to go home and take a shower.