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"LET ME OUT, COUSIN CROWN PRINCE!" Qi Rong screamed, pounding on the walls of a small, white room. From the locked door called out a softer voice, it was Xie Lian.
"No, you need to learn how to behave yourself!"
"Oh because you're so perfe— HEY! GET BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING COWARD! I WILL NEVER CHANGE, THIS IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME BEHAVE! LET ME OUT!" Qi Rong screamed as the sound of footsteps grew quieter and quieter, until they stopped all together. Qi Rong screamed for a while before a voice behind him spoke. "Are you done?"
"AHHH—" Qi Rong screamed again, turning around to see a man dressed in black and red robes looking down at him. "WHO ARE YOU??" He asked, to which the person responded, "Would you calm down? I'm Wei Ying, or Wuxian. It looks like we're in the same boat, trapped in here." He said in an animated voice, folding his arms and looking around questioningly.
"..."
For once in his life, Qi Rong remained silent, a nasty look on his face as he stared at Wei Wuxian.
"Hmm... hmmm... I got it! You must be crazy if you're in here, right!?" Wei Wuxian accused, dramatically spinning back to Qi Rong. Qi Rong gasped, standing up immediately.
"CRAZY?? YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY COUSIN, LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE SOME GREAT HEAVENLY OFFICIAL, TOO, RIGHT?" Wei Wuxian just laughed in response.
"Me? A god?? HA, no. I am the great cultivator, ruler of many, the Yiling Patriarch!" Wei Wuxian did a trick jump, striking a seductive pose and winking at Qi Rong.
"EW! YOU— YOU— YOU FUCKING CUT SLEEVE, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT!" Qi Rong yelled, Wei Wuxian paused once again, then leaned in closer, smirking as he did, "Oh, am I just that attractive? Making you think dirty things with a simple pose~?”
Qi Rong jumped away from the door, running to the other side of the room. "NASTY! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY SUCH A THING??" Wei Wuxian laughed more, following after him, slowly, and moving the top of his robes off his shoulders slightly. Qi Rong yelled more, scrambling to get to the other side of the room, instead falling onto the bed and yelling in pain, "OHWWW!"
Wei Wuxian laughed, covering his face, "Oh? On the bed already? Don't you think it's a bit too soon for that?"
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEP!" Qi Rong yelled, trying to push himself off the white sheets of the bed. "Oh, come on, I don't judge. We're already in an asylum, what more could you lose?" Wei Wuxian asked, earning yet ANOTHER angry yell from Qi Rong. Wei Wuxian leaned on the bed, putting a hand next to Qi Rong's waist and leaning over. The look of horror on the green ghost's face, had never been seen before that moment in time. Wei Wuxian, still smirking, placed another hand on Qi Rong's knee. Qi Rong pushed him off immediately, finally spinning off the bed and taking the sheets with him, leaving Wei Wuxian's face to crash onto the mattress.
Qi Rong laughed, "HAHAHAHAHA, YOU LOOK SO STUPID!" Only, Wei Wuxian didn't mind, pushing himself up with one arm, crawling back over to the edge of the bed, where Qi Rong was still lying on the floor. Once again, Qi Rong's laughter was short lived and he stood up, almost tripping on the mess of sheets and running back over to the locked door. "COUSIN CROWN PRINCE, PLEASE I BEG YOU, LET ME OUT! I WILL BE BETTER I SWEAR! JUST LET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN ROOM WITH THIS HOOLIGAN!" Qi Rong's voice was getting more desperate, even a tear began to form, rolling down his cheek, slowly. Outside, Xie Lian's voice rang out again, "You know what you have to do."
Qi Rong stopped talking, contemplating, he glanced back at Wei Wuxian. His red and black robes were still cascading down his body, revealing some... unpleasant sights. Wei Wuxian still laid, using a finger to call Qi Rong back over. Qi Rong made up his mind, screaming "PLEASE! I am... SORRY CRIMSON RAIN SAUGHT FLOWER! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SAID YOUR PAINTING OF COUSIN WAS UGLY, NOW CAN I PLEASE LEAVE??"
There was a second of hesitation and a whisper before the glorious sound of a key entered the door. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU, PLEASE LET ME OUT!" The door opened, and Qi Rong bolted out, raising his middle fingers and running down the hall, "HA! SUCKERS! I WILL NEVER CHANGE HAHAHAHA!"
Xie Lian pinched the bridge of his nose, looking mildly disappointed. He turned to Hua Cheng, who was standing quietly beside him. "I'm sorry, San Lang, I really thought he would be kinder for at LEAST one minute, but it seems I was wrong." Hua Cheng smiled, putting a hand on Xie Lian's shoulder, "It's alright, Gege tried at least. Plus, you did manage to get an apology from him."
Wei Wuxian, stood up, adjusting his robes, "Okay, well you're welcome. Now, hand it over." Hua Cheng walked over and handed a straight jacket to Wei Wuxian. "Why did you need this anyway?"
Wei Wuxian smiled, "Well do you want an answer or do you just want to bring Lan Zhan in here?" Hua Cheng and Xie Lian looked at each other then sighed. Xie Lian motioned to a small room by the door and Lan Wangji walked in, his ears red as he saw Wei Wuxian holding the jacket. Hua Cheng covered Xie Lian's eyes then guided him out, glaring at Wei Wuxian who shouted "Oh, and, lock the door!"
Hua Cheng muttered something, but locked the door and closed it, leaving Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji in the room alone together.