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2025-01-21
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Not My Fic! // Rusame

Summary:

“Not my penis!”

America gasped and propelled himself backward. I could tell he was shaken from almost falling off the ledge of the cliff. I inspected the place where he almost fell. He was breathing heavily. I saw his many footprints in the snow, along with a clearly terrified... creature. America is a creature. I don’t know why, but for some reason, I felt the urge to lecture him.

“You imbecile! Don’t you have any idea how dangerous cliffs are?!” It took me about two seconds to regain my composure. “I-I mean, I’m sorry! I’m sorry, comrade.”

“What the fuck, dude?” The midget crossed his arms, shaking his head in disappointment. He looked very upset. “I almost fucking died, and you think YOU have the right to lecture ME?” The pissed man got right in my face, holding up his middle finger. He held his other arm behind his back. It felt like weather grew colder.

The tension between us only grew. I shuffled back, carefully paying attention to how and when I would fall. He got me cornered on the precipice of disaster.

OR

America and Russia quite literally fall into a fanfiction. Told from Russia's perspective bc we need more of those!!

Notes:

i stole the title :)
no regrets

Chapter 1: Introduction

Notes:

I stole the title
no regrets :)
edit: this will be a serious fic, guys. I just haven't gotten around to posting chapter 1 yet :o

Chapter Text

-RUSSIA POV-

 

I woke up to the sound of pills spilling across the floor. With a loud sigh, I ate them from the ground and I went back to bed..

 

-AMERICA POV-

 

Wait.. you're not just gonna skip to his chapter, are you? I mean, I guess you could. Just by searching up another fanfiction. I'm sure you'll find plenty of mature and/or explicit ones. Noncon, dubcon, Hetalia. There's over 14 million fanfictions on this website. I'm sure you'll find one you like. Seriously, it's not worth reading my POV. Nothing interesting ever happens. I'm a simple aggressive Russian. No wonder why people always mix our POVs; mine is just not better than America's. He's much more entertaining than little.. well, I guess little isn't the correct term, is it? America's much more entertaining than big ol' 9"7, dominant, aggressive, angry, brooding, possessive and muscular me. I can't mentally support this fic, it's boring. Go read Harry Potter, or something more interesting.

Alright. How about this? I'll tell my story if you tell no one else. No one. this stays between me, you, and the other freaks of nature who want to see landmasses doing the horizontal tango. Sincerely, your political enemy. Well, I guess China reads these fics. Hi, China. You have a suspicious amount of fanfiction posted on this website. You(r) people are weird. I'm gonna go put my dick in a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana. Goodbye.