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River was putting the last touch of her lipstick when she heard the TARDIS noise: her ride was there. She waited for the Doctor to get out bafore turning to face him, with a corny smile. The Doctor’s jaw dropped. She was wearing thigh high boots with a leather black skirt and a corset that did nothing to hide her biggest feature - quite the contrary in fact.
-Hello Sweetie.
After a moment the Doctor managed to find his voice back.
-River… you might want to change in something more… low key, shall we say. Your parents are sleeping in the TARDIS.
-Oh, don’t worry, Mother has been wearing far worse. Beside, I’m going on a date. I just need a ride.
-Not again!
-Well, what can I say, sweetie? Have you seen Alex Kingston? I can’t help myself.
-But…
-Don’t worry, there won’t be butts tonight, Matt Smith isn’t there.
With another cheeky smile, River passed the Doctor and went into the TARDIS. A few seconds later her voice rose again.
-I don’t need you to drive her, Sweetie, but I really doubt you want to spend the night in my cell without me!