Work Text:
I love your mix matched patterns
And the way you catch my eye
I love how you encapture the 70s
When fashion sense was high
I love how Johnny styles you
And really lets you shine
I’d love to own a pair just like you
Some patchwork pants to call mine
However there is one single issue
About that I will not lie
I hate when people insult you
It makes me want to cry (and here I bust out the tears)
Other than that you are perfect
And it is not your fault
Most importantly remember this: they could never make me hate you
Not even close
Not even a little bit
Not even at all