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Loki isn't quite sure what drove him crazy about (Y/N), maybe it was the way she swayed her hips or hid her smile whenever anyone congratulated her on yet another successful mission. Somehow, he's a goner and it ticked him off.
"I can't quite pin it down," Loki rambles one day, pacing back and forth.
Thor laughs, shaking his head. "Maybe she is your Jane."
"I'm not you, Tarzan. I don't go trailing behind Jane like a lost puppy," Loki exclaims.
"To be fair, we are new to Midgard," Thor reasons, fiddling with his cape. He'd come across reruns of old Disney movies at Jane's apartment and he thought it to be nice to accustom himself to the mortals, to Jane and her kind. Come to think of it, he does sound like Tarzan.
Loki let out of frustrated growl, running his fingers through his hair. "(Y/N) is no Midgardian! She is more, by Odin, she's a goddess!"
"Do not flaunt around, I bet you couldn't get her into bed," Thor says, putting down his Mjolnir with a firm thud.
"And have you done so with Jane?"
"Done what?" Another voice not Thor's nor Loki's squeaked from the other end of the hall.
"Brought you to bed and made-" Loki stops, as Thor interrupts him.
"Breakfast for you, dear Jane." Loki slyly smirks at Thor and even then Thor was to busy to notice Loki mouth "Yeah, breakfast" and snicker.
"He has as a matter of fact," Jane says. "And I have a wonderful time enjoying the banana split and all the ice cream."
Thor stands there agape, speechless as Jane giggles and winks. Loki mouths at Thor, "You've definitely fucked her."
Jane doesn't miss it and she rolls her eyes, "Of course he has, we do it every-"
"Tsk..tsk.. I don't want to know," Loki interrupts, and covers his ear, heading straight for the door.
Jane giggles again before straddling Thor. Loki pushes the door open wondering what he is going to do. Then he spots her, effortlessly gliding down the stairs before tripping and toppling over on the very last step.
He rushes over to her, catching (Y/N) before she can fall. "Careful now."
Loki could swear he felt her breath hitch, when he noticed the space between their lips and his hands on her hips. "Thankyou."
"You are very welcome," he says, putting her back to her feet.
"How can I ever repay you?" (Y/N) innocently asks, her eyelashes fluttering.
"I've got a couple ideas." Loki smirks, and he sensed (Y/N) gulp. She looks so timid he can't stand it, he has to have her. His eyes flicker to her lips and then at his bedroom door.
She seems to have noticed and blinks away her daze. Before whacking him, fairly roughly. "Anything but that!"
Loki frowns. "I didn't say a thing!"
"You were thinking it!" (Y/N) argues.
"You mean thinking whether or not I should take a walk with you through the rose gardens?"
(Y/N) stops short, her mouth opening and then closing again. Suppose she's realized that next to Loki's room was the door to the rose gardens.
"But then again," Loki starts. "We could do the things you were thinking, my dirty little pet."