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Smutty states
New York’s backstory
Chapter 1
Once upon a time, there was a small child named Nuevo York. He was born to Titicaca and Nevada Borshun. They tried to abort him, but he crawled away. They considered naming him Felda Borshun, but they were too homophobic to name a boy Felda. Anyways, when he was 10 he ran away to his boyfriend, New Jersey’s, house. He ended up accidentally microwaving the hamster and being kicked out of the house after three years living there. So, he had to go to his adopted son, Nuevo Mèxico’s, house. He lived with a lot of chaotic Latinos and also his grandma España. He almost died of a fajita overdose. He continued to live with New Mexico for another year, then back to New Jersey.