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If you asked Whizzer-from-last-year what he would be doing a year in the future, his last response would be arguing with his SNL crush at a table read while dozens of people just sort of…observe. He’d never met this man before, but Marvin was still arguing with him like it was their hundredth fight, not first. His confidence would be intriguing or even arousing if it wasn’t so infuriating.
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In October of 2022, openly gay baseball star Whizzer Brown is invited to host Saturday Night Live. During that week, he makes a lifelong enemy in Marvin Cohen of Weekend Update fame.
In 2024, Whizzer believes it's safe to host SNL again because Marvin has left the show to pursue bigger and better things. Due to an unfortunate coincidence with the musical guest, he is dead wrong, and after that night, his life is never the same.