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SkipTheTutorial made Unnamed Groupchat

SkipTheTutorial added BranzyCraft, Jaymoji, Rekrap2 & Failboat

SkipTheTutorial changed SkipTheTutorial’s name to “Skippy T”

BranzyCraft: no name?

Skippy T: yeah

Skippy T changed BranzyCraft’s name to “barnzy”

barnzy: Thats not how you spell that Skip

Skippy T: Well than you change it dumbass

barnzy: I cant??

Skippy T: sucks to suck

barnzy: also where’s Sand?

Skippy T: ugh 

Skippy T: fine

Skippy T added Sandiction

Skippy T changed Sandiction’s name to sand :)

sand :): hey

barnzy: why did he get a smiley

barnzy: and correct spelling

Skippy T: because sand is perfect and you are not

Sand :): ok.

Rekrap2: whats this about

Skippy T: dont ask me

Jaymoji: you made it?

Skippy T: and?

Skippy T changed Rekrap2’s name to absent

Skippy T changed Jaymoji’s name to yay

yay: oh yeah sure why not

absent: ???

absent: why

Skippy T: a rare day when you show up

absent changed absent’s name to Rek

Skippy T: how the fuck did you do that

Rek: by changing my name

Skippy T: oh yeah that’s new information

Skippy T: exactly what i needed

Skippy T: helps me a lot

Skippy T: couldnt have figured that out on my own

Failboat: wow ok

Skippy T changed Rek’s name to rektrap

rektrap: ill allow it

Skippy T: allow this 

Skippy T: this

Skippy T: this

Skippy T: uh

barnzy: speak your truth Skippy T

rektrap changed Failboat’s name to failure water vehicle

Skippy changed failure water vehicle’s name to Disappointment Water Vehicle

Disappointment Water Vehicle: ow?

yay: oh someone will regret having to type that over and over again

sand:): fourth wall break crazy

yay: a rare snad appearance

Skippy T: SNAD????

Skippy T: you mean SAND???

Skippy T: the most wonderful Sandiction?

sand:): uh

barnzy changed sand:)’s name to snad

Skippy T: YOU TOO??

barnzy: youre not the only one with power here list boy

Skippy T: BRINGING UP MY PAST AGAIN

Skippy T: IM THE ONLY OPERATOR

Skippy T: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS SHIT

Skippy T: IM GONNA

Skippy T: LOWER YOUR PROPERTLY VALUE

barnzy: by showing up?

Skippy T: BY OPENING YOUR CURTAINS

Skippy T: AND LET YOUR FACE DO THE REST

Skippy T: GODDAMMIT

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: aggressive much today

Skippy T: YEAH I WONDER WHY

yay: dont we have class together

barnzy: yeah ^-^

Disappointment Water Vehicle: mechanical farms right?

barnzy: and Applied Redstone

rektrap: aren’t there two classes Applied Redstone?

barnzy: yeah

barnzy: Clown’s in the other one :( 

Skippy T: youre the only clown here

barnzy: no i mean Clownpierce

barnzy: we have applied physics & the human limit together

yay: the human limit?

Skippy T: you can test my human limit

yay: …

Disappointment Water Vehicle: …

rektrap: …

barnzy: …

Skippy T: i see how it is

Disappointment Water Vehicle: sounds like youre taking murder class

Disappointment Water Vehicle: with a murder clown

yay: yeah cuz doesnt he do fencing

barnzy: yeah!! He’s really good at it! They’re like the deadliest player!

barnzy: if it were like real swords

rektrap: can confirm clowns kinda intimidating

barnzy: yeah!

snad: gay

barnzy: no

Skippy T: are you saying i have a chance with you

snad: no

barnzy: no

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Skippy T: so…

Skippy T: school

snad: wonderful start of a conversation

snad: good attempt at least

Skippy T: well i got you to show up didnt i

Skippy T: something i regret

Disappointment Water Vehicle: yeah i dont understand the assignment

Skippy T: see thats ehy your disappointment water vehicle dan

yay: ehy

Skippy T: shut up

Skippy T: you try writing on a phone instead of a laptop 

Skippy T: you should be damn grateful your names are spelled consistently

barnzy: fourth wall break is not funny anymire

Disappointment Water Vehicle: like which farm are we supposed to built

Skippy T: ask rek hes smart

barnzy: Rek wasnt in class

barnzy: none of you noticed?

Skippy T: i only notice when hes there

Skippy T: cuz it happens less

rektrap: mean

rektrap: i have two classes at the same time

yay: how did that happen

rektrap: well computational redstone is technically extracurricular

Skippy T: what the jesus fuck does any of that mean

rektrap: extra subject

rektrap: it's coding with redstone, like binary and stuff

barnzy: i considered taking it too

barnzy: but it messed with my schedule too much

barnzy: i couldnt have carnival physics with Clown

Skippy T: branzy do you have a boyfriend

Skippy T: and why is it clown

Skippy T: that soon after the divorce would just be insensitive too

Skippy T: like cmon its been like what?

barnzy: three and a half years

yay: what are you talking about

yay: divorce?

Skippy T: suspicious you knew exactly how long its been

Skippy T: miss me?

barnzy: not in the slightest

Disappointment Water Vehicle: you two were married?!

Skippy T: with branzy?

Skippy T: fuck no

yay: but you are divorced?

barnzy: yeah

barnzy: got the documents somewhere

rektrap: wait it's legal?

Skippy T: obviously

rektrap: how are you legally divorced

rektrap: but never legally married

barnzy: yes

Disappointment Water Vehicle: any other legal document you'd like to share

Skippy T: sand and i got matching restraining orders <3

snad: wish you'd obey yours

Skippy T: not until you follow yours

Skippy T: so i dont have to see that bitch ass face again

snad: did you look in the mirror and see yourself skip

Disappointment Water Vehicle: went  real quiet there list guy

Skippy T: shut up

barnzy: Rek aren't you legally dead

rektrap: yeah

barnzy: ok!

yay: hold on branzy

yay: you didn't deny dating clown

barnzy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Skippy T: why am i teamed up with BRANYYYYYYY

Skippy T: this is my personal hell actually

barnzy: who is brany

Skippy T: some asshole you woudnt know him barnzy

barnzy: remember nice tuesday skip

Skippy T: its thursday

barnzy: it is not thursday

barnzy: it’s tuesday

Skippy T: well i didn’t know that

snad: is that because you skipped the thinking part of existing

rektrap: can someone tell me the assignment?

rektrap: and with who i’m teamed?

Skippy T: with whom

snad: since when do you care about grammar

Skippy T: since it isnt me doing it

yay: and also because he likes the word whom

Skippy T: whom told you that

rektrap: so school?

barnzy: okay so it’s building an end-based xp farm

barnzy: and for the next lesson we just need to design it

barnzy: you’re with sand

barnzy: so what are you doing with comp redstone

rektrap: learning the basics about binary

barnzy: oh that’s interesting!

rektrap: meh i know it already

Skippy T: nerd

rektrap changed Skippy T’s name to Skippy 11001

Skippy 11001: huh

Skippy 11001: why do you know that by hard

rektrap: i didnt

Skippy 11001: it doesnt count then

rektrap: well i did the binary by hard

rektrap: the how manieth letter of the alphabet is t

Skippy 11001: well i dont know

Skippy 11001: above 15 and below 26

Skippy 11001: 11001st apperently

barnzy: can you explaiin binary to me

rektrap: ok so basically

Skippy 11001: go dm about that

Skippy 11001: make a nerdy redstone groupchat

Skippy 11001: fuck off about binary

Skippy 11001: i thought you were accepting

barnzy: i am??

yay: isnt clown nonbinary

barnzy: he/they yeah!

Disappointment Water Vehicle: oh nice

barnzy: :D 

Skippy 11001: why do you get so excited talking about clown

Skippy 11001: and not about me

Skippy 11001: am i not important

barnzy: youre important to me too 

Skippy 11001: i feel a but coming

Disappointment Water Vehicle: woah

yay: woah skip

Skippy 11001: none of you can spell

barnzy: well neither can you

Skippy 11001: uh excuse you your name is obviously barnzy

barnzy: anyway im gonna go hang out with clown

barnzy: bye

Skippy 11001: bye

Skippy 11001: thank god hes gone

yay: im gonna dip too

Skippy 11001: this is gonna end up with me alone

Skippy 11001: isnt it

snad: yes

Skippy 11001: youre still here???

snad: no

Skippy 11001: well shit

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Skippy 11001: so….
Skippy 11001: the end farm isn’t working
Skippy 11001: can the only smart person in this groupchat help me
Skippy 11001: even though he’s not in class
rektrap: where do the enderman spawn?
barnzy: main end island
rektrap: okay so
Skippy 11001: we flood the entire island in water. got it.
barnzy: you know that isn’t the worst idea
Skippy 11001: exactly
snad: yeah the one idea dumber is mining the entire end
Skippy 11001: youd be familiar with that wouldnt you
Skippy 11001: biome boy
snad: oh thats a new one
yay: okay so also how do hell do you make a piston feed tape
barnzy: oh i know
barnzy: making one with Clown!
barnzy: we’re making a funhouse :D
Skippy 11001: is there anyone else you can yap about
Skippy 11001: we get it
Skippy 11001: you dont have to brag
Skippy 11001: you have a loving boyfriend
Skippy 11001: unlike the rest of us
Skippy 11001: who are alone
Skippy 11001: well unlike sand and me talk properly
snad: no thank you
barnzy: first of all Clown and i are just friends
Skippy 11001: sure buddy
barnzy: also i have other friends then you guys you know
Disappointment Water Vehicle: not possible
barnzy: i know a lot of guys at fencing
barnzy: rek can attest
rektrap: can confirm
rektrap: can also confirm clown and branzy are Like That in fencing too
rektrap: you cant imagine the pain
barnzy: ):
yay: what is that
yay: why is it rotated like that
barnzy: that is a smily
barnzy: its sad
yay: a smily.
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: a smily.
barnzy: i said what i said
barnzy: skip we have two hours to flood the end
barnzy: get on it
Skippy 11001: jesus okay
Skippy 11001: why not longer?
barnzy: fencing
Skippy 11001: ugh
barnzy: not ugh
rektrap: jay i can explain piston feed tapes to you before fencing
yay: thanks rek!
rektrap: you owe tho
yay: uh oh

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rektrap: so……
rektrap: branzy…
rektrap: you have something to tell the group?
yay: ominous much
barnzy: HEY REK
barnzy: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
rektrap: you sure?
barnzy: MMMMMMMM YEAH
barnzy: VERY SURE THANK YOU
rektrap: okay
rektrap: you know there were like ten other people there
rektrap: and someone will tell them any time now
barnzy: UH HUH
rektrap: you might wanna tell skip in particular
rektrap: before
Skippy 11001: BRANZY YOU DID WHAT?
Skippy 11001: AND WHY WAS I TOLD BY SPEP?
rektrap: you know spep?
Skippy 11001: yeah do you not know about red club
Skippy 11001: ANYWAY
snad: wow what happened
Skippy 11001: BRANZYYYYYYYYYYYY
barnzy: YEAH SKIP
Skippy 11001: I AM DEVASTATED AND HEARTBROKEN
Skippy 11001: i still love you sand dont worry
snad: flattering from anyone but you
Skippy 11001: well then fuck you snad
snad: you wish red boy
Skippy 11001: you want it more smurf boy
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: wonder who calls the other one pretty boy first
Skippy 110001: …
snad: …
Skippy 11001: …and what about it
Skippy 11001: ANYWAY ON A RELATED NOTE
yay: related???
Skippy 11001: BRANZY GET BACK HERE
barnzy: NO THANK YOU
barnzy: I AM NOT HERE ACTUALLY
rektrap: yknow i heard that clown…
barnzy: REK
snad: so its to do with clown
barnzy: ok ok ok
barnzy: fine
barnzy: ill tell you
barnzy: I THINK CLOWN LIKES ME
Skippy 11001: you THINK??
Skippy 11001: I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE SNOGGING IN FENCING PRACTISE
barnzy: thats
barnzy: thats a little extra
rektrap: not really actually i was there
rektrap: traumatised
Skippy 11001: branzy youre cheating on me
barnzy: im literally not
Skippy 11001: yes you are
barnzy: we arent dating
Skippy 11001: were divorced!
Skippy 11001: this is a betrayal
barnzy: exactly we were never anything
barnzy: and im allowed to kiss who i damn please
yay: uh branzy i just wanna say congrats have fun
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: yeah you have fun i am not part of whatever kind of
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: idk evil polycule???
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: you guys have going on
Skippy 11001: sand come here
snad: why
Skippy 11001: lets kiss to make branzy jealous

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yay: so did you two end up kissing or nah
Skippy 11001: oh no
Skippy 11001: we were full on making out
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: SORRY WHAT
rektrap: sand you wanna confirm
snad: no
barnzy: thats wild actually
yay: not to say that i dont believe you Skip
yay: but you have a reputation
Skippy 11001: whats that supposed to mean
rektrap: on the other hand sand would have denied it
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: yeah but also its sand so
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: hes cryptic i suppose
snad: unrelated
snad: did you hear we’re supposed to organize sports day this year
Skippy 11001: WHAT
Skippy 11001: NO
barnzy: maybe pay attention in class then
Skippy 11001: no why would i do that
yay: we could do little competitions
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: like games or like a running competition
yay: oh games definitely
Skippy 11001: what if we use arrows of levitation and health to float camels up to a ring
Skippy 11001: first to land safely up there is the winner
rektrap: that sound dangerous
barnzy: and utterly insane
barnzy: im in!
yay: anyone else any ideas?
yay: i think we could maybe do something with dripleaf
yay: and. Striders? Horses? Something like that
barnzy: we could do a pirate battle with witches
barnzy: and i can set up parkour with moving walls next to it
barnzy: did that before
Dissappointment Water Vehicle: we have to get some more normal things in there to get it approved
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: like archery running horseriding trident swimming maybe mace pillars?
snad: bamboo forest with sculk censored tnt traps
barnzy: yes
rektrap: people will die
barnzy: yes
rektrap: what if instead of explosions its confetti or paint or something.
rektrap: otherwise well get expelled and put in jail
barnzy: i can talk my way out of it
snad: theyll never catch me
Skippy 11001: there is no jail that can hold me
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: bribery
yay: lots of crying
barnzy: and you don’t even legally exist rek
rektrap: a little upset that you have a point
rektrap: but i want to finish college first
rektrap: okay so real quick task division?
barnzy: i can do the parkour and walls with clown, and i can do the witches
barnzy: if i get some help
Skippy 11001: ill help you
Skippy 11001: ill also do the camel
rektrap: ill do the bamboo forest becuase i dont trust any of you not to rig it
snad: fine ill help skip with the camels
snad: hell also help me with the dripleaf striders
yay: ill set up some normal games
Dissapointment Water Vehicle: same and ill also do a bit of decoration
yay: oh yeah decoration ill do that too

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DM from ‘blue bitch’ to ‘red bitch’

blue bitch: so the games

red bitch: yeah the games

red bitch: are we just gonna ignore what happened

red bitch: for the record i still hate you

blue bitch: no shit same

red bitch: okay where do we find camels

blue bitch: ..

red bitch: can we just kidnap them from the desert

blue bitch: yeah why not

red bitch: right then

blue bitch: when are you free

red bitch: are you asking me out??

blue bitch: you wish. So when?

red bitch: right now

blue bitch: you wanna just get camels already?

red bitch: yeah sure i have some space in my garage

DM from ‘old man’ to ‘Skippy T(errible)

old man: we need to get some witches

old man: do you know where a swamp is?

Skippy T(errible): no idea

Skippy T(errible): i need to go kidnap camels with sand

old man: ok dont get caught

old man: tomorrow we can kidnap witches together

Skippy T(errible): couples therapy

old man: i think im taken actually

Skippy T(errible): ok well then go be useful

Skippy T(errible): make some moving walls

DM from ‘Branzy ^-^’ to ‘Clown <3’

Branzy ^-^: hey Clown!

Branzy ^-^: im part of the group that organizes sports day this year

Branzy ^-^: could you maybe help me with some redstone?

Clown <3: you're way better at redstone than me!

Clown <3: whatever could i add to your creations?

Branzy ^-^: maybe i just want to hang out with you but also need to do homework

Clown <3: of course ill help you!

Clown <3: can we start right now?

Branzy ^-^: right now?

Clown <3: yippee

Clown <3: look out your window Branzycraft

Branzy ^-^: were you just sitting there

Clown <3: yes

Branzy ^-^: in my window? For how long?

Clown <3: few minutes

Branzy ^-^: okay, come in mister scary clown

DM from ‘needs to stop worrying’ to ‘needs to stop working’

needs to stop worrying: branzy.

needs to stop worrying: please do NOT make those games deadly

needs to stop worrying: i know you

needs to stop worrying: and i dont want to fake another diploma

needs to stop working: but rek :((((

needs to stop worrying: no.

needs to stop working: okay then.

needs to stop working: fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

needs to stop working: i have never actually killed someone

needs to stop worrying: you have.

needs to stop working: chief just broke several bones

needs to stop working: and were still friends

needs to stop worrying: im not talking about chief

needs to stop worrying: who you launched off a mountain by the way

needs to stop worrying: and i dont know why you are still friends either

needs to stop worrying: or why we’re still

needs to stop working: first of all i did not launch him off a mountain

needs to stop working: a goat did

needs to stop worrying: which you orchestrated to happen

needs to stop working: second of all were still friends because youre the best

needs to stop working: and i am too

needs to stop worrying: objectively youre a horrible person

needs to stop working: you mean a fun person

needs to stop working: anyway i have to do redstone with Clown!!

needs to stop worrying: have fun

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Dm from ‘red bitch’ to ‘blue bitch’

red bitch: WHERE ARE YOU

blue bitch: AT THE DESERT

red bitch: WHERE IN THE DESERT

red bitch: ITS A BIG FUCKING PLACE

blue bitch: next to you

red bitch: GOT ONE

blue bitch: ITS FALLING YOURE GONNA KILL IT

red bitch: NO I GOT IT

blue bitch: NO YOU DONT

red bitch: FUCK I DONT

blue bitch: DONT WORRY ITS IN THE RIVER

blue bitch: FUCK ITS GONNA DROWN

red bitch: WELL THAN GO GET IT

blue bitch: YOU GO GET IT

red bitch: FUCK YOU

blue bitch: WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

red bitch: THEN GO DO IT

no name groupchat

rektrap: why do i hear screaming

Skippy 11001: BECAUSE SOMEONE IS TERRIBLE AT KIDNAPPING CAMELS

yay: now say what

snad: says the guy who dropped all the camels he kidnapped

Skippy 11001: NOT ALL OFF THEM

Disappointment Water Vehicle: sorry backtrack what are you doing with camels

snad: for the games

barnzy: i got them a copter :D

Skippy 11001: and i stole one so we could have a race

rektrap: where did you get them

barnzy: stole it

snad: how do you plan on transporting camels then

yay: okay fair point

Dm from ‘Skippy T(errible)’ to ‘old man’

Skippy T(errible): OW

Skippy T(errible): OW

Skippy T(errible): FUCK

old man: you need help over there

Skippy T(errible): what do you think

Skippy T(errible): YES I AM ACTIVELY BEING POISONED

old man: well be more careful

old man: do you have milk

Skippy T(errible): MAYBE

Skippy T(errible): YES

old man: skip we have a problem

old man: the witches are killing eachother

Skippy T(errible): skill issue

old man: ok.

no name groupchat

barnzy: can we make a games group chat with clown in it

Skippy 11001: a no name games group chat

snad: see what you did there

Skippy 11001: yeah that works

snad: anyway no.

barnzy: why not?

snad: were trying to keep a plot going

snad: and dms were a risk already

Skippy 11001: also i have not interacted with Clown yet i think

rektrap: guys its not funny anymore

yay: okay so how did the witches go

Skippy 11001: hopital

barnzy: youre exaggerating greatly

Disappointment Water Vehicle: games next week!!!

yay: youre kidding right

rektrap: no thats the problem hes not

Skippy 11001: OKAY THEN START HURRYING MORE

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: sir yes sir

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rektrap: BRANZY BRANZYCRAFT MINECRAFT

rektrap: WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE THERE 4 DEATHS

rektrap: I TOLD YOU 

barnzy: oopsie daisies

barnzy: not my fault

Skippy 11001: WE ARE GOING TO JAIL

yay: i dont want to go to jail

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: at least we’ll not have to do that french test

Disappointment Water Vehicle: i didn’t study

rektrap: BRANZY YOU MADE THE PARKOUR

barnzy: officer it was an accident

rektrap: first of all thats still a crime

rektrap: second of all THE FLOOR OPENED UP UNDER THEM TO PLUNGE THEM INTO A PIT WITH A MURDERER IN IT!!!

Skippy 11001: why did you rig it for murder

Skippy 11001: and why so obvious

barnzy: iiiiii did nothing

rektrap:....

barnzy: Clown did all the rigging for me!

barnzy: and the murdering!

yay: why am i friends with a serial killer

Disappointment Water Vehicle: didnt you push someone in front of a truck because they were being mean to you?

yay: yeah but 

yay: as if any of us are any better

rektrap: also branzy you stabbed someone

Skippy 11001: rip spep you were a good member of the red club

rektrap: are you not sadder

Skippy 11001: no

rektrap: ok

snad: hi

snad: why are the cops at my house

barnzy: oh hi sand i killed someone today

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: sand are you okay

snad: yeah im not at my house

snad: im at skips

Skippy 11001: i dont see you?

snad: no i know

snad: you don’t have to

Skippy 11001: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR LET ME SEE YOU

snad: no

rektrap: oh my godddddd

rektrap: the thing is if they’re after sand they’ll be after all of us

yay: shit

Disappointment Water Vehicle: dammit

rektrap: i have bunkers yall could live in

Skippy 11001: why tho

barnzy: because hes rek

Skippy 11001: youre not allowed to talk 

barnzy: why not

Skippy 11001: you committed murder and now the cops are after us

barnzy: im just a little guy

Skippy 11001: thats not gonna work on me you cunt

Skippy 11001: oh thats the cops here too shit

Skippy 11001: imma try and run

Skippy 11001: welp. Im surrounded

snad kicked Skippy 11001 out of no name groupchat

snad: safety

yay: is skip okay?

snad: not really they got him i think

snad: im gonna keep an eye on him

snad: the rest of you just run already idc

barnzy: clown is here to come get me

rektrap: ill dm you the location of the bunker

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: i dislike plot development 

snad: not the time

Dm from ‘blue bitch’ to ‘red bitch’

blue bitch: skip?

blue bitch: are you okay

red bitch: yes I’m doing very good

red bitch: I got out, where can I meet you

blue bitch: uh

blue bitch: i dont know 

blue bitch: where did you get out of btw

blue bitch: i was just asking cuz you seemed pretty upset by what happened

red bitch: yes, i was

red bitch: thank you for checking in on me

red bitch: where are you right now?

blue bitch: just at home? 

No name groupchat:

snad: yep they got skip

snad: or at least his main phone

yay: main phone?

barnzy: yeah he has a second one he has on him at all times

barnzy: it’s in a secret pocket

barnzy: for if the teachers take his main phone

rektrap: honestly i also have multiple phones

barnzy added Clownpierce to no name groupchat

Clownpierce: hi

Clownpierce: i got branzy and were going to the bunker right now

rektrap: dan update please?

Disappointment Water Vehicle: in the bunker

rektrap: okay sand you check up on skip youre the most sneaky

snad: yup got it

yay: i am also in the bunker

rektrap: we’ll see eachother in the bunker than- nobody get caught and be safe

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Dm from ‘red bitch 2 electric boogaloo’ to ‘blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not)’

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: they got me but i am too good at hiding shit so this is me 

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): okay good

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): i mean not good

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): but like

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): good

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: yeah i get it

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: is everyone else okay?

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): yeah- everyone is…safe

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): sorry

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: dont worry ill get out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): im sure you will

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and ill come help you get out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): because you will mess up and get got even more

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and we cant have that

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: thanks

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): who else am i supposed to have a schrodingers snog with

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: the rest still don’t know if the cats alive or dead yet?

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): no its still both

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): if we you out of jail i will punch you in the face

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and also were gonna have to talk

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: oh then im staying in jail

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): no you are not 

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: what you suddenly care about me

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): never

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: do you like me sand????

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): shut the fuck up jailboy

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): get boxed loser

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): skip in a box what will he do

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): get CONTAINED idiot

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: point taken

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: but you didnt answer my question-

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): rek is calling me and no i hate you

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): so much

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): im only breaking you out of jail to punch you 

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): obviously

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: obviously. 

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): fuck off

No name groupchat

snad: okay so good news bad news

snad: good news they did not get skips second phone

snad: bad news were gonna have break skip out of jail

barnzy: actually that sounds like fun

yay: surprisingly yes it does

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: how the fuck is this my life

barnzy: because you are my friend :))))) 

Clownpierce changed Clownpierce’s name to Clown

barnzy changed Clown’s name to Clown <3

Clown <3 changed barnzy’s name to pretty boy <3

snad: guys get a room

pretty boy <3: no ^-^ 

Clown <3: hope that helps!

pretty boy <3 changed Clown <3’s name to hot killer clown <3

rektrap: absolutely the fuck not

rektrap: get the hell out of here

rektrap: dms are for a reason

snad changed pretty boy <3’s name to purple cunt

snad changed hot killer clown <3’s name to red cunt (not skip)

purple cunt: oi

rektrap: yknow what

rektrap  changed purple cunt’s name to The reason we’re in this mess

The reason we’re in this mess: yknow what fair. I will accept that

red cunt (not skip) is typing…

yay: nope too late you all are now stuck with these  names. Suck it up 

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: so. What do we do now?

The reason we’re in this mess: we break skip out of jail

Dm from blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not) to red bitch 2 electric boogaloo

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): check under your bed 

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: did you break into jail

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): obviously

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and i got out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): so i will be visiting and not breaking you out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): but! We can meet 

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): taking you with would be difficult

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): because you are so not sneaky 

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: actually im sneakier than you

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and thats why you are still in jail and i got in and out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): i can hear you walking in your cell from like 10 miles out

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): you are very very loud 

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: oh bet 

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): and how exactly

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: i will sneak out on my own and then ill show you

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): of course.

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): well im waiting for you at that one tree you fell out of last week

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: i did not fall. I jumped

blue bitch: the thrilling sequel (not): sure. 

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no name groupchat:

rektrap: so you remember how i said this bunker would last us like six weeks

The reason we're in this mess:....yes….

rektrap: it does. except thats one person and we're with 6

rektrap: 7 with skip 

red cunt (not skip): does that mean whay i think it means?

rektrap: …which means itll last a week. 

yay: call dibs on not being cannibalised first

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: i vote no cannabalism

snad: what im hearing is missions

rektrap: yeah

rektrap: we'll have to go in pairs and keep an eye out

The reason we’re in this mess: ohhh fun!!!

red cunt (not skip): >:3

rektrap: guys. this is serious

yay: okay okay but does this mean zombie apocalypse mode???

Dissapointment Water Vehicle: raiding stores and such???

sand: ive been training for this one

The reason we’re in this mess: why dont we get skip out first. i hate to say it but i kinda miss him

snad: i dont

snad: i didnt get bullied back there

yay: exactly.

rektrap: sand get skip out of jail

snad: ???? and how would i do that on my own

rektrap: because you have gone to his cell to annoy him

snad:...snitch

rektrap: nope just paying attention

The reason we’re in this mess: and you left skip in there??? 

The reason we’re in this mess: im coming with

red cunt (not skip): in that case same

Dissapointment Water Vehicle changed red cunt (not skip)’s name to mudery menace

murdery menace: sure

snad: fine but dont slow me down

The reason we’re in this mess: kay but dont try to ditch us

snad: ugh youre no fun

snad: and clown no unnecessary extra muder

murdery menace: awwwwww 

The reason we’re in this mess: hes just a little guy

snad: theyre a killer clown with a dangerous bloodlust

The reason we’re in this mess: yeah thats what i said

murdery menace: ugh fine

snad: good. 

rektrap: okay so then me jay and dan will do support from home base

yay: pick up groceries on the way home too

snad: will do

sand created Neighbourhood Watch 😀😀

sand added red bitch 2 electric boogaloo, purple guy from fnaf & homocide

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: sand what the FUCK

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: also

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo changed sands name to sneaky bitch

sneaky bitch: disguise

homocide: oh no way

homocide changed the group chats name to Armed And In Your Walls

purple guy from fnaf: also. sand is this how im saved in your phone

sneaky bitch: yeah why

homocide:...

purple guy from fnaf: hes not wrong clown <3

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: GET A ROOM 

homocide: NO

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: YES

purple guy from fnaf: guys. focus. please.

homocide: of course!!

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: simp

homocide: or we could leave you in jail ^-^

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: then i get out on my own

sneaky bitch: HAH

sneaky bitch: now thats comedy

sneaky bitch: dont worry were coming for you you bastard

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: wow thanks sand

homocide: you guys get a room

sneaky bitch: no??

homocide: hypocrite 

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: stop arguing and break me the fuck out jail

purple guy from fnaf: finally back on topic

dm from clown<3 to branzy^-^:

clown<3: are they not dating?

branzy^-^: mayhaps

clown<3: ???

branzy^-^: this is just how they are

branzy^-^: tho according to skip they made out

branzy^-^: but its skip and sand confirmed nothing

clown<3: so torture it out of them it is!!! ^-^

branzy^-^: ohhh!!!! i want in!!!

branzy^-^: i mean

branzy^-^: no clown dont torture my friends

clown<3: :((((

branzy^-^: WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

clown<3: yippee!!!!!

clown<3: anyway we shouldnt. yet. 

branzy^-^: yeahhh youre right

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Armed And In Your Walls

sneaky bitch: been a while huh

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: yes it has been like an hour im getting bored

purple guy from fnaf: shut up skip

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: bullying :(((((

sneaky bitch: yes. 

purple guy from fnaf: absolutely!

homocide: i feel like it has been months since our texts 2 minutes ago.

sneaky bitch: no that wall stays intact okay? 

homocide: awwwwww. but its fun!!!

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: what the fuck are you two talking about

 dm from sandictionary to jester looking fucker:

sandictionary: clown please. 4th wall. 

jester looking fucker: youre no fun. also dont you think we need to adress the literal months its been

jester looking fuck: also why am like that in your contacts

sandictionary: because you look like a jester. 

sandictionary: and i think the authors note has you covered. 

sandictionary changed jester looking fuck's name to jlf

sandictionary: better?

jlf: jeff???

sandictionary: give me patience not strength

jlf: what

sandiction: well if i got given strength yall would be dead. 

jlf: just kill someone else thats not us

sandictionary: you give horrible advice thank you.

jlf changed jlf's name to jeff

jeff: im jeff now

sandictionary changed jeff’s name to murder jeff

sandictionary: i am not texting someone named jeff. 

murder jeff: fair enough

Armed And In Your Walls

sneaky bitch: okay. plan.

purple guy from fnaf: sand you sneak skip out. me and clown keep watch possibly cause a distraction if you mess up

sneaky bitch: no distractions, just sneaky. if we cause a distraction, theyll check the cells and know when skip got out

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: you know an awful lot about escaping jail

sneaky bitch: do you want a tragic backstory or do you want to get out of jail

red bitch 2 electric boogaloo: i want you sand

homocide: thats enough of that well be there in two hours

purple guy from fnaf: so clown and i are chaperones. 

homocide: unfortunately yes

dm from blue bitch to red bitch

blue bitch: not in the groupchat you idiot

red bitch: why not??????

red bitch: cant i flirt with my boyfriend?

blue bitch: SKIP

red bitch: yes sand?

blue bitch: you are not my boyfriend.

red bitch: yet~ 

blue bitch: i hate you

red bitch: no you dont

blue bitch: fairly certain i do.

red bitch: do you passionately kiss everyone you hate?

blue bitch: shut the FUCK up

red bitch: make me

blue bitch: if you mean killing you, im very inclined to do that right now

red bitch: you know what i mean

blue bitch: fucking shut up skip

red bitch: make meeeeeeeee

blue bitch: WERE GETTING YOU OUT OF JAIL WHAT DO YOU WANT

red bitch: you

blue bitch: now youre just going in circles. see you in jail. 

red bitch: its a date <333

blue bitch: or not. 

red bitch: nooooooo :(((((((

blue bitch: do not test me