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“It’s over between us! If I was out in the woods and came across a random bear I would choose it over a man, and I’m gonna prove it!” Adult Molly shouted at a now ex-boyfriend of hers.
She ran out in the woods in a random direction and ran into a Lotso Huggins Bear that had been randomly left out in the woods.
“Huh. That’s... weird.” She picked it up and squeezed it aggressively.
“He smells like strawberries,” she commented.
Lotso broke a certain rule by coming to life in front of her.
“This might sound crazy but do you wanna go on a date with me?” Lotso asked.
“Absolutely!” Molly replied without hesitation. “Where do you wanna go?”
IDK where they live but I’m pretty sure Pixar is based somewhere in California so Imma assume that.
“Six Flags Magic Mountain,” Lotso declared.
The two of them went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Molly became intensely disappointed at the sight of several large cranes taking apart Twisted Colossus, Goliath, Full Throttle, West Coast Racers, X2, Superman Escape from Krypton, Tatsu, and Wonder Woman.
“I knew that the Six Flags Cedar Fair merger was a bad idea!” Molly said bitterly. “It’s almost like they’re making a game out of how many rides they can remove at once without any prior notice. Wonder Woman was even still pretty new! Why take that one out?! And X2 was on my bucket list! But at least there’s still Riddler, Batman, and… um… ummm… Green Lantern?… no wait, that one is gone too.. uh… Viper I think? Damn, this is getting difficult to think of what hasn’t been removed yet. Damn you Cedar Flags.”
Molly got in line for Batman and put Lotso in the seat next to her.
“Scuse me, your boyfriend is much too short to ride.”
“FINE!” Molly said angrily and sarcastically. So she went to the gift shop and as luck had it, it was selling Lotso toys and trench coats. So she bought multiple Lotsos (enough to stack on top of one another to meet the 54 inch height requirement), dressed them up in a trench coat, and reentered the line. This time they were both able to board.
“Oh my gosh, this is like Sunnyside but on massive steroids!” Lotso cheered. “Here you can play with me all the days.”
“I’m sorry, I’m trying to have fun but it’s kinda hard to do that when they have removed half the park and most of the rides that were removed were on my bucket list. This date just isn’t working out. Sorry man.”
“Come play with me forever and ever and ever!” Lotso insisted. “You will NOT abandon me like my last owner did.” At that moment Molly began wondering if choosing the bear was any better than an abusive human man.
Lotso tied up Molly and made her ride Riddler and Viper. Lotso did not take into account how rough Viper would be, as the vibrations caused the ropes to loosen and Molly to be untied.
“Well damn,” Lotso spat.
“In the trash you go!” Molly walked up to a garbage dumpster that was a little off the beaten path. But Lotso held onto dear life with his teeth biting into her hands.
“Oh no I don’t!” Lotso growled.
“HIYAH!” Molly bonked Lotso’s head on the edge of the dumpster several times, eventually successfully dislodging him as he fell into the dumpster.
“And now to get the heck out of here-”
“OH NO YOU DON’T!” Lotso reached out of the dumpster and grabbed her hair, forcefully pulling her with all his might into the gaping maw of the dumpster. And then the lid clanged shut, leaving them both in stinky pitch darkness.
“Very soon the garbage truck will arrive. Where I go, you go, because I love you, and if I can’t have you, no one can. If I die I’m taking you with me.”
The two of them traveled to the garbage dump and then onto a conveyor belt feeding into a garbage incinerator. Molly gasped in horror and climbed the ladder up to the emergency shutoff button and got up to the top and paused in front of the button.
“PUSH IT!” Lotso yelled. He was too short to reach the ladder by himself.
But Molly didn’t feel like it. “Where’s your kid now, Mr. Bear?” she said while doing a mocking salute.
“MOLLY PLEASE!” Lotso pleaded.
“You're no better than my human ex- boyfriend. In fact I think you might be worse! Those women on the internet who say they’d pick the bear clearly did not account for instances where the bear is an evil manipulative teddy bear.” Molly yelled at him as he tumbled into the incinerator.
Molly let out a sigh that caused the ground to vibrate.
“Hopefully the next bear I pick will treat me much better,” she said as a half white, half black robotic teddy bear who introduced himself as Monokuma asked her out on a date.