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JAY @jaybird3
man i hate my job ://
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around the world around the world @j551
whatzms your job?
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JAY @jaybird3
filing souls
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around the world around the world @j551
oh!
I LOVE MY WIFE ‼️🇬🇧 @zooperdooperr
does anyone remember this shit? kitkat where did you GO
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142 DAYS UNTIL INTO THE PIT @kitkat5
WHAT THE FUCK? I was just minding my business getting furniture for my apartment bro what marketing stunt is this
[Image Description: A blurry photo of a tall figure in what seems to be the bathroom section of an IKEA. The figure’s face is obscured, but two antlers, a pair of grey wings and a long thin tail with an orange tuft at the end can be seen. It appears to be crouching down.]
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Theorists Official @The_Truth
DM us
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142 DAYS UNTIL INTO THE PIT @kitkat5
what the fuck no]
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ᓭ𝙹リ╎ᓵ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⍑ᒷ↸⊣ᒷ⍑𝙹⊣ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ ᔑᓭᓭ ᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷@nonodont
@zooperdooperr’s tweet about it was deleted, but I do think she brings up a good point. Both the Theorist’s Official account and KitKat’s account were active after this interaction, but they both stopped posting a few days after this. What’s going on?
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Mr 47 @mrfourtyseven
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who is this mr 47 guy? like based on the count so far he’s probably gonna be the new president but we don’t know SHIT about him? his wikipedia page has absolutely nothing outside of his presidential campaign? who IS he??
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1 • #CaliforniaFiresCreature
Something many believe to be a demon or some sort of mythological creature has appeared within wildfires sweeping California.
crow mother @chaoscollectivecrime
WHAAAT THE FUCK IS THAT. the fires were already bad enough what is THAT
[Video Description: A shaky video of the California fires from far away. The silhouette of a beast with horns curled around its head like a halo and large bat wings stands among the flames. As the video zooms in, the beast slowly turns towards the camera with glowing red eyes, the cameraperson cursing and fumbling with their phone. The recording ends.]
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mothra @mothtoaflame
I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING
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#1 glup shitto defender @starscream18
I see it too! It’s not just us check the #CaliforniaFiresCreature tag
International Anti-Occult Intelligence Defence @IAOIDOfficial
We have received your reports about the so-called ‘California Fires Creature.’ Rest assured that this is not, in fact, a creature, but instead a mirage created by the fires. We are working to try to contain them. #CaliforniaFiresCreature
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International Anti-Occult Intelligence Defence @IAOIDOfficial
Wrong account!
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MAXI !! @cranewivesfan
??????
National Weather Service @NWS
A snowstorm appears to have broken out across New York! Please stay indoors and safe. #WeatherUpdates
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bea @beasaysthings
climate change is crazy what is this
[Image Description: A screenshot of the weather report, showing extreme fires across California, a snowstorm in New York, and tornadoes in Texas.]
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Theorists Official @The_Truth
We told you.
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bea @beasaysthings
THE THEORISTS?
crow mother @chaoscollectivecrime
weird looking birds #CaliforniaFiresCreature
[Video Description: A shaky video of the California fires, specifically in Los Angeles, taken from far away. The camera zooms in to see three small figures fly over the fires, descending to land beside the presumed California Fires Creature. The figures are too far away to make out, appearing as one green pixel, one slightly white pixel, and a smaller black pixel.]
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cookie 💚⚡️ @cookie
just stopping by
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ᓭ𝙹リ╎ᓵ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⍑ᒷ↸⊣ᒷ⍑𝙹⊣ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ ᔑᓭᓭ ᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷⎓⚍ᓵꖌ@nonodont
Who are you, and why are your posts like that?
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cookie 💚⚡️ @cookie
just stopping by
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ᓭ𝙹リ╎ᓵ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⍑ᒷ↸⊣ᒷ⍑𝙹⊣ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ ᔑᓭᓭ ᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷⎓⚍ᓵꖌ@nonodont
What?
Hawksworth Levine @HawksworthLevine
The Institute is generously donating $10 000 to help the @IAOIDOfficial and @usfire battle the California Fires. Our facilities are still functional and we are continuing our research.
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around the world around the world @j551
what RESEARCH??
National Weather Service @NWS
The New York Snowstorm has ceased! Unfortunately, residents of New York appear to have mysteriously disappeared. The snow is still present on the ground, and police teams are being dispatched to search through the snow for any survivors. #WeatherUpdates
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GUESS 🚦@TAFFYY365
we’re still here??
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1 • #MissingNewYorkers
After the New York Snowstorm, residents of New York appear to be missing, but their accounts are still active and tweeting!
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[Video Description: A camera swings around to show an empty snowed in city, police sirens sounding in the distance. The camera flips, almost as if to show the person recording, but it just shows the view of the city behind them, as if the person is not there. The video is captioned ‘Y’ALL DON’T SEE ME???’]
@wochestechiresauce
??? I’m literally right here what are you guys talking about we’re all here and alive #MissingNewYorkers #NewYork
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jacaranda 💝 this isn’t a very funny prank :/
man i love fishing @theforeshadowerrr
Can anyone else see something in the water?