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Chris McLean laughs at the comment, before saying, “Yeah real funny officer. But seriously I understand I did some bad things, but I’ve really learned from all my time in prison. Especially with how hard it's been coming up with tortu- I mean challenges, for whoever my next contestants are. So I promise I won’t get in any trouble again.”

The police officer hands Chris a legal document, which he reads as the officer speaks. “McLean, we have been lenient with you before. But you’ve proved to use that such leniency was a mistake. You’re lucky we are even letting you out of jail in the first place. But with this caveat, we prevent any more incidents regarding your “show” from happening ever again.”

Chris is shocked as he reads the documents and hears the guard explain. “Wait this say I am banned from filming anywhere in the world in any case where what is filmed is in any way related or similar to ‘challenges’. HOW!” The guard looks at Chris sternly. “Well Mr.McLean, you have made quite a name for yourself throughout all your years of filming. Let’s just take a look at the list real quick shall we?” He clears his throat. “You have been found guilty of Mass Murder, Manslaughter, Kidnapping, Vandalism…”

If you want the full list, just look up the villain wiki. I am not typing all that shit out.

“… and then there is that whole thing with that mutated plant which we still don’t know what to consider.” The officer looks away from the list back at Chris, who seems to have been under the assumption that all that stuff would have been forgotten about by now. “Okay I see your point. But then what do you expect me to do? Quit my job and go work at some minimum wage restaurant or something?” The officer laughs. “Of course not. There is no place in this world that would ever even consider hiring you. But you got all that money from your show right? You’ll probably be fine. Oh and also, the UN has also prohibited you from ever stepping foot on an island again.”

Chris sighs, and walks away to get his things and leave the prison. He walks outside, and enters a car being driven by Chef. Once he gets inside and they begin to drive away, Chris screams out in frustration and punches at a seat. “GREAT! JUST LIKE THAT ALL MY LIFE’S WORK DOWN THE DRAIN. MY FAME. MY SHOW. EVERYTHING GONE.”

Chef talks to Chris while keeping his eyes on the road. “So they completely prohibited you from doing another show ever again?” Chris nods. “And they also told me that with my record, ‘No place in this world would ever hire me’, this is all just a load of b-“ But Chris suddenly gets an idea. A wonderful idea.

“In this world…. Chef, need you to find me some new interns and crew.”

“Thought you couldn’t do another show?”

“Yes, but they never said I could never do one outside of this world…”

Chris smiles wickedly, his teeth shining like always (cause while he doesn’t have any care for morality or others, his care for his looks is quite immense).

Unfortunately, Chris couldn’t find a way to teleport himself and his new crew to another planet. But while searching he did find a supposed magical ritual that could take him to a world inhabited by Monsters. And while he knew there was a chance these were the “Unholy creatures who are only motivated by a thirst for flesh” kind of monsters and not “DnD or dating simulator” kind of monsters, this was a chance he had to take. If he ever wanted to reach the heights of his fame again. And so having followed all the steps thoroughly, Chris managed to create a portal, and he signaled Chef and his camera crew to walk inside. He stayed behind so he could be sure to shove anyone who was having second thoughts about having taken the job inside the portal, before finally stepping inside himself….
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Zoe was just finishing her latest chapter in her fanfic till she got a strange email. While she knew the risks that came with opening emails from people you don’t know, she immediately forgot about it when she saw the subject titled “SIGN UP TO A GAME SHOW FOR A CHANCE TO GET LOTS OF MONEY+++++++++++++”. She opened the email and read through it. Apparently, the email was sent to a random number of monsters, and the email explained that those who signed up had the chance to be a part of a reality game show where they could win a lot of MONEY. She immediately signed up, filling out all the details required and submitted her application. She then texted Oz.

Zoe : FOIJDSFJOIGJIEFGIOFPPFHFEFOI

Oz: Oh hey Zoe. You excited about something? Finally a member of the coven? Some new fanfic you liked that you wanted me to read?

Zoe: NO EVEN COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT AN EMAIL THAT SAYS I COULD SIGN UP FOR THE CHANCE TO BE A PART OF A GAME SHOW FOR A LOT OF MONEY! ISN’T SO COOL :D

Oz: I thought you already had a lot of money? You know from all when you still wanted to destroy reality.

Zoe(finally turning off caps): yeah, but i never been on a game show before. And now I might have the chance to win one. Plus I have been slowly running low on fund because of all the merch and collectibles I have been buying.

(Zoe then left her phone on her bed for a second, as a her recent order of some Hatsune Miku figures had finally arrived, before coming back)
Oz: Okay makes sense

Zoe: Hey maybe you got one too!

Oz: Nah I don’t think that’s the kind of offer someone like me could get.

Zoe: Oh come on D: at least check for me :3 It wouldn’t be nearly as fun without you there.

Oz: Okay let me check
….
Oz: I GOT ONE TOO.

Zoe: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Zoe: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SIGN UP ALREADY.

Oz: But what if I don’t get selected ☹

Zoe: You certainly won’t get selected if you don’t even try signing up.

Oz: Okay I’ll try. But don’t give your hopes up.

Zoe: Already did lol

Oz signed up and mentioned the email to his friends, who all checked their own emails and saw they got one too. They all then proceeded to sign up as well. After all, it sounded nice to try joining a game show with summer starting. Especially since Polly told them that her plans for a road trip fell through because she got a DUI that banned her from even being inside a car while drunk after an incident following her hijacking a Uber she ordered and getting involved in a high speed police chase. And so, a week passed by, and all of them got a notification from their inbox. They checked their respective emails, and Amira, Vicky, and Oz shot up from their seats. “I GOT IN!”
Brian also got in, but he had just woken up from his afternoon nap and was having a hard time processing what the email said, before he also shot up from his own seat and said it as well.
Oz quickly found out Zoe also got in, as his phone was bombarded with notifications from Zoe, each displaying her excitement in various ways, some of which were beyond the comprehension of anyone else in the room except Oz.

The email had included an address. A dock by the looks of it, where they guessed, they would get picked up by a boat and taken to wherever this show was going to take place. The next day, all of them packed their bags and headed for their destination.
On the way, they began discussing what they thought the game show would be about.
“Maybe its some sort of engineering competition where everyone has to build a something to crush the competition” Vicky exclaimed in excitement, before getting shot down by Amira. “Yeah sure, cause a robotics competition would totally require us to go to a dock to get on a boat to go to some random island”. Vicky crossed her arms “An engineer can dream alright”. Brian suggested his theory next. “Maybe its one of those challenges where people have to try to survive on an island or whatever. Seen a couple TV shows like that.” Amira found the theory more reasonable but still suggested hers. “I think it might be a recreation of the hunger games where each one of us have to fight to the death until only one is left standing!” Her flaming hair swelled in excitement, till she had to tone it down because she burned a hole in the car, much to the displeasure of Brian, who had just got it fixed last month after a similar incident occurred. Oz was beginning to feel quite nervous after hearing the last two suggestions, beginning to think that maybe signing up for some random show wasn’t a good idea, till he decided to share his own. “Maybe it’s just some sort of cool new quiz show with a twist or something, that sounds nice right?” Amira considered giving the same doubt she said to Vicky, but decided against it so Oz could feel more relaxed. The 4 friends continued talking with one another till they finally arrived at the docks.

Soon after exiting the car, Oz was grabbed by Zoe as she wrapped her tentacle and her arm around him to hug him tightly. “YES, You’re finally here. I was starting to worry that you dropped out.” She lets Oz go from her tight hug. “Well, I was getting kind of worried but, I couldn’t just not go after telling you I got accepted”. Zoe smiles, and responds to Oz telling him, “Well, don’t I’m sure it’ll all be fine. Plus, you’ve got 5 of your friends here with you, so its not like you’ll only be with strangers.”
“Yeah guess you’re-“Oz perks up realizing what she said, “Wait what do you mean 5-“

He then turns around to see Liam and Calculester approaching them.
“Hello Friend Oz, and Friend Zoe.”
“Calculester, you got into the game show too?”
“Indeed, immediately sent application after having thoroughly analyzed the email and classified it as a fun activity.”
“Okay… and Liam why are you here?”
“Well at first, I was completely uninterested in the idea of this game show because it sounded so cliché. But… there was something that piqued my interest, so I signed up.”
Zoe was immediately intrigued. “Ooh and what would that be?”
“Nothing that should be of your concern of course.”

But it was of Zoe’s concern. But it left her mind as she looked behind Liam and saw three other familiar faces approaching everyone.

“What’s up Noobs? You got the email too?”

“Wait Damien? You’re here as well?” questioned Brian.

“Of course, I am. Didn’t want to miss the chance to crush dreams (literally and metaphorically) and get myself a lot of money.”

The two other figures, Scott and Polly, joined right after.
“Hey boos, nice to see you guys here as well.”

“WOW! You guys are here to as well!” Scotts grabbed every single person and hugged them tightly. Much to the dismay of Oz, who was in the middle of the group hug and was being crushed by all 9 of his friends. After a couple seconds of hearing some muffled screams, Scott ended the hug and apologized to Oz, who fell to the floor, but managed to give a thumbs up along with his phobias, before managing to pick himself off the ground.

And soon a couple of others arrived. Vera and Valerie explained that they both signed up, with Vera hoping to win the money to use for later schemes and Valerie hoping to maybe use it to expand her business. Joy had arrived, but when the others asked about her other two friends, she explained that they didn’t get in, but that she hoped to win for them. Miranda also arrived with her serfs having carried her all the way to the dock from the merkingdom. Vicky asked if the serfs had also been accepted into the show, with Miranda telling her that they aren’t allowed to use the internet for themselves. “Well, you can’t bring people who weren’t invited according to what the email said.” Miranda laughed. “Oh, silly Vicky, serfs aren’t people!”
While this was happening, Damien saw a shadow loom over him, which he immediately identified.

“So you got invited as well, huh Dahlia.”

“Yeah, mostly because I knew you were going to sign up as well. Nice to see you got invited as well, otherwise I wouldn’t get the opportunity to CRUSH YOU!”

“Oh, its fucking on. Forget about the money. As long as I outlast you, I will consider it a fucking win.”

“I could say the exact same thing.”

The two stared at each other intensely.

“Okay but no I still want to win the fucking money.”

“I could say the exact same thing.”

A few minutes later, the boat sounded its horn. Everyone boarded the boat and watched as they went farther and farther away from the dock. They all separated into their own little groups. Zoe showed Oz some of her drawings she had been working on. Meanwhile Brian sat with Damien to hear him rant about all the ways he planned to beat Dahlia and completely humiliate her. Vicky, Vera, Liam, and Calculester all discussed what this game show could be about in the first place, still not really having a grasp on all the details. Polly searched the entire boat hoping to find a hidden stash of drugs from some other group, before giving up and asking the ship’s bartender for a drink, while Scott leaned out from the deck with his tongue out as the boat continued moving (He would end up later falling out of the boat when they eventually began approaching land as he leaned in too hard in excitement and had to doggy paddle the rest of the way). Joy was talking on the phone with Hope and Faith, who all wished her good luck on the show. Miranda enjoyed sunbathing, as her 4 remaining serfs (She began her journey with 8 but they died on the way) tended to her, with one having to serve as a leg rest for the entire boat ride. Valerie had actually managed to find some drugs hidden in a first aid kit, to which she sold to Polly once she found out. Though, it turns out it was actually just salt and sugar which had been stuffed into a plastic bag??????? Much to Polly’s displeasure, who despite being a ghost was still in uncomfortable pain after having snorted 5 grams of it.

Then after 3 hours, everyone looked towards the front of the ship after someone pointed out they were approaching an island.

“So this is where we will be competing! FUCKING METAL!”

“Wow they didn’t even try to make it look special. Such a mainstream island.”

“WOOF WOOF! YE-*splash*

“Hmm, this island is unfamiliar to me, as it is nowhere in my databases.”

The boat soon docked. Everyone stepped out of the ship and onto the dock. When they were greeted by a human, with some stubble, messy black hair, a turquoise shirt and dark green cargo pants, with a pair of rubber shoes.

“Hello, Campers! I am Chris McLean. And Welcome to…
TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!”

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A few hours earlier, as the boat was leaving, 4 contestants arrived late.

“Well gosh darnit, the boat is leaving without us.” Exclaimed Jacqueline who had been kinda excited about leaving the farm to go on a tv show.

“Well don’t look at me, Milo was the one who got us pulled over by the police.” Screamed Aaravi, frustrated at the very likely possibility that she would miss out on beating her biggest quest yet.

“Well sorry, but that mountain totally looked like my hand, I had to take a pic.” Milo said, as they finished putting the last hashtag in their post containing said pic and posted it.

“That’s fine and all… but you probably should have been more careful to not swerve into the desert and run through at least…” Kale counts the needles that were still on the car. “10 cactuses.”

“Well look, I am sure we can figure something out”

As they were talking, Noodles also arrived. And realized he was also late but didn’t pay it any mind. As he simply walked into the ocean to swim all the way to the island.

“Well unless you want me to lose this chance to prove to everyone that my stat spread is better than theirs, you better find a way for us to get on that boat now.”
“AND THERE BETTER BE LOTS OF BAGELS AS COMPENSATION”
“Yeah what Hex said!”

Just then, a familiar figure approaches the group.

“Now, now my potential significant others. I am here to come to your rescue!”

The group turned to look to see a figure all too shiny to forget. As they were met with the Interdimensional Prince himself.

“Ugh and what are you doing here? Trying to woo us by giving us a ride?” Aaravi asked, curious as to the prince’s intentions.

“Well yes of course. But it also just so happens that I signed up for and got into the same show you are all attending!”

“Oh cool.” Said Kale, who was more curious about something else, “How are you going to take us there?”

“Well, my leafy friend who I have been told has a heart that is quite different from mine when it comes to love, as Prince, I have access to many commodities, including…”

A portal suddenly opens, revealing a fancy white yacht which was floating within the interdimensional space.

“An Interdimensional Space Yacht!”

Milo quicky boarded and took a pic of themselves on the yacht with their phone, before addressing the Prince.

“Well thank you darling, you’re a lifesaver.” They chuckled.

“Oh it is my pleasure, and if you’re interested, it could be yours if y-“

“No thanks not interested darling!” Milo went back to taking selfies.

Kale boarded next and took a seat as he waited for everyone else to get on.

Jacqueline looked a bit hesitant to get on. “I don’t know, I’ve never gotten on a boat as fancy as this one before. You sure it’s alright for a simple country girl to get on?”

The Prince quickly reassured her. “I wouldn’t be offering if that was case. My yacht is open to all. And plus, I so dig that good old country style. With all that yeehaw and pistol slinging!”

“You do know there’s a difference between western and country, right? Was that your attempt at flattery?”

“I mean, no I had just watched this amazing western film, and you reminded me of the lead star in it. And so, I got the two mixed up. Anyway, as I said, take this as a gift to you. You wouldn’t want to be rude and turn it down, would you?”

“Well…. Guess you got me there! Thank you so much f- “

Before Jacqueline could finish, Aaravi pulled her away.

“Jacqueline! Don’t fall for this. This guy is just using this yacht to try to woe one of us three (she excluded Kale, obviously) to marry him! If we get on it he’ll probably berate us with all sorts of lovey dovey gifts and gestures. And I would rather not get on than have- “
The Prince interjects “And I just stocked on some Interdimensional bagels.”

Hex quickly gets excited and drags Aaravi onto the yacht. “WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO? COME ON AARAVI I NEED TO TRY THOSE BAGELS!!!!”
Aaravi tries to protest, but nothing gets in the way of Hex and bagels.

And so, with her being the last one still not on the boat, Jacqueline decided it was probably for the best that she accompanied her friends.

The yacht would follow the other boat through some strange interdimensional tracker thing that I am not going to waste time explaining. As everyone else hung out and spent time enjoying the yacht’s facilities, Aaravi decided to take some time to question the Prince.

“So why are you doing this show anyway? You clearly don’t need the money. And I don’t think you’re just coming to have fun. So, talk” Aaravi pointed a dagger at the Prince.

As the Prince went to talk, he tried to shove the knife away from his throat, only for Aaravi to then tackle him to the floor in one swift motion. “Right forgot how feisty you are. Not that it’s a deal breaker for me but I still would appreciate having my head still attached to my body when I finally get a marriage partner! But allow me to explain.”
Aaravi didn’t let the Prince free but did lift her knife slightly away from his throat.

“As you may know, my efforts to find a spouse have been…. Unsuccessful. I’ve tried with your entire group of friends and in the end, no one showed any real interest in coming with me to pursue matrimony. However, when I found out about this competition, I got a brilliant and marvelous idea. You see what if instead trying to find my love, my love looks for me.”

“I don’t follow?”

“Very simple really. Everyone loves celebrities and TV stars. And what better way to bring attention to myself and get hundreds of adoring fans who would all seek to be with me till their lives’ end than to appear on and win this competition. After that getting married will be as easy as winning this competition will be!”

“So, you’re saying it will never happen.” Hex chuckles.

“You truly believe I am not capable of making it to the end of the competition and come out victorious?”

“Yeah duh! I mean if you don’t lose to the other contestants, I promise you will lose to me.”

“You say that as if you know what the competition is going to be about in the first place. Speaking of which, can you let me go now, I believe we are about to reach our destination!”
Aaravi got off the Prince and let him go back to the helm.

“Yes! We’re here!” the Prince switched on the intercom. “Passengers, please make your way to the front of the ship as we have reached our destination. Thank you for riding on the Love Wave.”

Aaravi couldn’t help but laugh at the stupid name and the way the Prince had said it. The Prince chose to ignore her laughter and instead headed for the front of the ship. Aaravi soon followed as soon as she stopped laughing.

“ISLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD” Chris finished saying as all the contestants had gotten off the boat.

“All 22 of you contestants now get the chance to- Wait hold on a second, we’re missing a few where-“

Everyone soon heard a loud sound and had to cover their ears as an interdimensional barrier broke open, with a massive yacht coming out of it. From the yacht stepped out Milo, Kale, Jaqueline, The Interdimensional Prince, and Aaravi.

“Wow, you’re late. I would normally disqualify you, but you did show up in style. So, I’ll let it pass.”

“Thank you, our handsome host.” Chris appreciated his looks being recognized. “Now may you please explain what this competition will be about. But let me say, if its anything to do with love, you should just crown me the winner already!”

Amira shouted out, “Oh please, if you were such a master at love, then tell me why no one here ever agreed to marry you.”

“They all simply made a mistake that I assure you they will all one day come to regret!”

As Amira continued to ridicule the Prince, Scott emerged from the water and got on the dock, with Noodles having attached himself to him and proceeding to let go once they got on land.

“Alright campers settle down. Now let me start over from the beginning. Welcome to. TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND! The new and soon to be hottest reality tv show in all the monster realm. I am Chris Mclean, your charming and handsome host. Here’s the deal. All 22 of you campers have signed up to spend eight weeks on this crummy old summer camp. You’ll be split up into teams and must compete in challenges against each other every 3 days. The team that wins the challenge will get a reward, while the losers must choose one of their own to walk on the dock of shame and take a ride on a loser boat out of Total Drama Island, after a dramatic campfire ceremony. But in the end, only one of you will be left standing, with the victor getting a little bit of reality tv show fame and a small fortune. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Now, everyone goes to the end of the dock and- “

“Wait I have a question.” Oz said with his hand slightly raised and his voice a little quiet.

Chirs sighed. “What is it?”

“Well, you mentioned 22 of us, but I am pretty sure in total I only really noticed 21, so who’s the- “

Suddenly everyone took notice of a voice all hoped they would never hear again, which belonged to the worst person someone could ever have to stay on an island with.”

“Heh, your beta male inferiority is really showing. Are you really so bad at math that you could only count 21 people instead of 22? Way to embarrass yourself you cuck.” Leonard sneered, impressed by what he believed to be Oz’s incompetence at math.

The truth was that no one had actually noticed Leonard was there till it was mentioned there was supposed to be 22 contestants. For you see, during the time most had spent on Spooky High, every one of them would agree the Leonard was the worst part of it. The fact he wasn’t dead at this point was honestly surprising. However, everyone soon discovered the best way to deal with Leonard was to ignore him. And so, they did. And they would continue to do so to the point that they all conditioned themselves to automatically ignore and not acknowledge Leonard unless they were forced to. Leonard on the other hand, believed that he was superior to the point that when he argued with someone, they would instantly give up and say nothing, meaning that he won the argument.

“Woah never would’ve guessed all that hate come from such a small guy.” Chris said, taking the chance to make a witty comment.

“Umm actually, I am actually slightly above the average height of a Kappa! Now come on, can we start already so I can win this already.”

“Woah slow your horses there first let me take a picture of all of you. You know, to commemorate my first contestants. Everyone to the end of the dock.”

Chris got on the regular yacht while everyone else took their place at the end of the dock. Everyone for the most part huddled together, with the exception of course being Leonard who everyone avoided.

After fiddling around with the camera a bit, Chris took the photo.

“Alright guys, rest up and we’re meeting at the campfire pit in ten.”

Everyone had arrived and sat down at the campfire pit.

“This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks! Now, I’ve come to see that most of you know each other pretty well. However, remember that only the camper who stays the longest without being voted off will win Total Drama Island and the cash prize.”

“Hey noob! Can you tell me where the stuff to light the campfire is?” asked Damien, hoping to maybe just burn the competition so he could win by default.

“No, and don’t call me noob.”

“Whatever noob.”

Chris looked at Damien a bit miffed before hearing another camper speak.

“There is no issue if I have my serfs sleep outside the cabin on the grass, correct?” Miranda asked, with her sitting on one of her serf’s backs with a pillow on it since she preferred it over sitting on a log.

“Wait hold on why did you bring them here? You aren’t allowed to hav-“

Chris was interrupted as one of the serfs brought a piece of paper over, which Chris read.

“It says here that they need to be here, because they eat your food for you and otherwise you will starve… is this really a real doctor’s note?”

Miranda shook her head to say yes.

Chris sighed. “Okay you can have your serfs here. But I will not provide for them any arrangements.”

“Oh don’t worry, as I said they’ll sleep outside and eat the grass.”

“Excuse me, Host Chris.” Calculester spoke up.

“Yes, what is it?”

“What is the process you have selected for team assignment? Is it one that bases it off synergy and good dynamics? Or perhaps you will allow us the free will to decide?

“Haha, No. I just picked them out of hat. Speaking of which, it’s time for me to separate you into teams. If I call out your name, please stand over there.”
Chris takes out a piece of paper and begins reading the names out, clearing his throat.

“Milo”

Milo puts on a confident smile as they walk over to where Chris pointed

“Miranda”

Miranda does a little princess bow and then walks over to where she is meant to, with her serfs following close behind.

“Liam”

Liam sighs, as so far it seems his team didn’t have much potential.

“Amira”

“Oh Yeah!” Amira struts confidently to her team, ready for the first challenge to be given.

“Zoe”

Zoe lets out an excited little yeah, before happily skipping to her team.

“Kale”

Kale shrugs his shoulders and walks over.

“Oz”

Oz takes a few steps forward but is dragged quickly by Zoe the rest of the way with her tentacle, as she then gives him a good hug.

“OMG, we got to be on the same team. We’re totally gonna beat everyone else.”

“Really? There’s no need to get so excited. We don’t even know how long this team will last. So perhaps you-“

“Joy”

As Joy walks over, Liam gets a bit quiet and stops his train of thought. Zoe took notice.

“Polly”

Polly joins the rest of the group, not really caring if she wins or loses, but hoping to stay long enough to watch the drama unfold.

“Dahlia”

Dahlia stomps forward and smiles. “Well might as well let my team automatically win all the challenges. No one stands any chance against ME.”

“And Scott.”

Scott lets out a “WOOOO!” as he walks over to the team and claps Polly’s hand. “Looks like it’s time for the PRANK MASTERZ with a Z to prank all over the other team.”

“Hell yeah, no one can stop us.”

Chris talks to the others who weren’t called. “Anyone who I didn’t called, belongs to the second team.

Almost everyone on the other team grunts, realizing that they all have to be on the same team with Leonard.

“The first team will be the Crazy Mimics, the second will be the Lucious Slimes.”

“Oh, come on! I could come up with a much cooler name.”

“I don’t care. I’m the host. You’re not.”

Damien tries to retort but he sees Dahlia approaching him.

“Well Prince, looks like we’re on opposing sides.”

“Yeah, we are. But don’t worry, these noobs won’t stop me from crushing you.”

“You may crush me! BUT I WILL UTTERLY CRUSH YOU.”

“YOU CAN UTTERLY CRUSH ME, BUT YOU WILL ALSO STAB YOUR FOOT ON A SPIKE AS YOU DO.”

“OH YEAH WELL Y-“

“Okay everyone, leave the dirty talk for the first challenge.”

Damien and Dahlia back off and go stand near their respective teams. Soon they all walk off to their respective cabins.

“The first challenge begins in 1 hour. Oh, and by the way, you can use the confession booths to share your innermost thoughts in video diaries for the audience at home to see or anything really.”

Everyone understood, and so they all entered their cabins to wait for the first challenge.