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007n7 was known as a hacker, he recently has made the C00lGUI. He always had some fun being annoying, or messing up stuff for others. But soon something will change his whole world, especially his hacking. He was tired after a lot of fun from ruining a pizza place, he heard... crying? He moved to the sounds of the tearful wails. The man finds a baby in a box, a red baby. Alright 007n7 think, there is a baby there and you're still young. Maybe he can house this baby till he can find someone to hand it over to yeah! He picked up the red pill baby, and rocked it side to side. " Shh shh baby.. um. " He awkwardly says, as he sloppily rocked the baby not understanding what to do. He was a bit awkward when it came to children, babies mostly. Family would make him hold his baby nephews. 007n7 was recently disowned by many family members due to hacking, and well the only other person he has is Noli... He was still in collage for crying out loud! How can he juggle this, he stares a bit sadly at the baby that's now calmed. The baby looked in bad shape as well, skinny, red skin. He understands why someone would abandon this baby, but there's better ways. He pulls up his C00lGUI to teleport to the dorm, and he was figuring out what he wanted to do once collage was over. But now his plans have to change, he doesn't feel right just leaving this innocent baby to stay in a flawed system like an orphanage. Noli was quick to greet 007, but then he noticed what he was holding. " Hey dude uhm, is that a baby..? " Noli asks, pointing at the baby nestled in his friend's arm. " Yeah... I heard this little guy crying on the side of the road. " 007n7 answers Noli, he rocked the baby gently. " Uhm, so what are you gonna do with this baby you found...? " Noli questions 007n7 again, and 007n7 just looks at him a bit sad. " I don't know, I know I'm not the best with babies but I feel like I have a connection to him now. It would make sense to hand him to an orphanage, but look at him he won't be treated right. " 007n7 sighs, he looks back at the baby looking tired in his warm embrace. " 007 you know you're barely scraping by right now. " Noli tries to reason with his friend, but he knows 007n7 is stubborn in a sense.
" I know, but this is an innocent baby we're talking about here. " 007n7 pointed out, and Noli just nods. " Alright, I'll just help the best I can 007. Just know you should probably start working jobs than doing hacking alright..? " Noli warns, and 007 solemnly nods " yeah I'm willing to focus my time on jobs. " 007 knows this is a tough decision but his life already has mostly fallen apart due to being a hacker anyways. Leaving his hacker ways could probably do him more better than just keeping on this risky life style while still in collage even. " What are you gonna name this baby? " Noli asks, taking 007n7 out his thoughts. " Oh uhm, how about C00lkid..? " 007n7 just blurts out, and Noli chuckles. " Well that's very in brand for you. I like it, and a weird baby gets to have an equally weird name huh? " Noli says with a light hearted tone, making 007n7 chuckle. " Yeah, its perfect. " 007n7 smiles softly, he goes and gives a kiss to c00lkid's forehead. Fatherhood is something he wouldn't ever expected, if you told past 007n7 he would be a dad he would just laugh in your face then ruin your place. But it's gonna be a little easier for now, since he has Noli by his side to help him. 007n7 then just remembers all he has to buy for this baby, as well he has to hide this baby as well. He mentally thinks of a checklist he'd have to get for this new baby in his life, pacifier of course, diapers, and it seems he has a skin condition so something that works for this baby. He was already stressing about this baby being around, now more other things. No wonder his parents were unhappy, but he wouldn't let this stop him being a good dad. He can do this, he is a known hacker as well nothing should make him stutter! Noli hums, " Could I hold him..? So I can get used to this at as well. 007n7 nodded, " oh yes of course Noli just be careful, I don't even know how long he's been out there as well.. " 007n7 gently hands over c00lkid to Noli, and Noli looked very much awkward holding this baby. He looks to the baby squirming a bit in his arms, " hey little dude I'm Noli. " He softly speaks to the baby, he smiles at him. He knew he could be a little scary so he hopes the baby doesn't cry all that much. Even with his fears, the baby just giggles in his arms. 007n7 breathed a sigh of relief from all the scenarios that could've happened. " Seems that he like's thank goodness. " 007n7 remarks. " Yeah, you're gonna be a great dad 007. " Noli looks back up at 007n7, and 007n7 just gives a big wide smile with tears at the corner of his eyes. He couldn't wish for anything better.