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Vee burst into the room.
"Masha, did you hear about that executive order?"
Strangely, the enby was beaming. "Yeah! It's great that Trump decided to declare everyone non-binary. I mean, they're still a horrible racist rapist and all, but I didn't expect they'd actually do something good for once."
Vee was confusion. "What?"
Masha smirked. "Trump's executive order defined 'male' and 'female' as being 'at conception', but embryos are genderless at conception, so..."
Vee realized what they meant. "So Trump basically declared everyone in America genderless!"
"Hence, non-binary!"
"Yay!"