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Infections

Summary:

Wilson gets a bladder infection, and ends up embarrassing himself

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Wilson let out a long breath as he shut his apartment door behind him, the lock clicking into place with a quiet finality. It had been one of those days—the kind that blurred together, endless rounds of patients, paperwork, and the persistent throb of a headache that had settled at the base of his skull sometime around noon. The kind of day that left him feeling hollowed out, running on the last dregs of energy and habit alone.  

He shrugged off his coat, draping it over the back of the nearest chair before toeing off his shoes, too exhausted to care where they landed. The clock on the microwave glowed 11:42 PM. Later than he'd hoped, but early enough that if he got straight to bed, he might get a decent amount of sleep before doing it all over again tomorrow.  

The routine was automatic. Brush teeth. Wash face. Use the toilet. He barely glanced at his reflection in the mirror, just enough to confirm he still looked human, if a bit more drawn than usual. Then it was lights off, and he was sinking into bed, the cool sheets welcoming his aching body as he exhaled in relief.  

Sleep pulled at him almost immediately, a warm tide dragging him under. His limbs were heavy, his breathing slowed. He was right on the cusp of unconsciousness when—  

His bladder twinged.  

Wilson’s brow furrowed. That didn’t make sense. He’d just gone, barely 20 minutes ago. He distinctly remembered standing at the toilet, half-asleep, but definitely relieving himself before bed. And yet, the urge was there. Annoying. Persistent.  

With a groan, he threw back the covers and shuffled to the bathroom, rubbing his eyes. He stood there, waiting, willing his body to just get this over with so he could sleep. A few unsatisfying dribbles, then… nothing. But the sensation was gone, and that was good enough for him.  

Shaking his head at his own ridiculousness, he flushed, washed his hands, and trudged back to bed. This time, he wasn’t going to let anything stop him from sleeping.  

Wilson lay on his side, staring into the darkness, the faint glow of the streetlights slicing thin lines across the ceiling. His body was still, but his mind refused to drift as easily this time. The exhaustion was there, like a weight pressing down on him, but sleep stayed just out of reach, elusive and distant.  

Eventually, the heaviness in his eyelids returned, and he felt himself sliding back into that hazy, comforting limbo. But then—there it was again. A nagging pressure low in his abdomen, subtle at first, then growing more insistent.  

You’ve got to be kidding me.  

Wilson sighed, rubbing his face with both hands before swinging his legs over the edge of the bed. The hardwood floor was cool under his feet as he padded back to the bathroom, flipping on the light with more force than necessary. This was ridiculous.  

He stood there again, willing his body to cooperate. A few dribbles. Barely anything. The hollow disappointment was sharper this time, and frustration prickled beneath his skin.  

“A bladder infection,” he muttered to himself, frowning at his reflection. It made sense—frequent urge, little output. He wasn’t thrilled about it, but he’d seen worse. He could handle this. No big deal.  

Wilson washed his hands, flicking the water off with a little more irritation than before, then trudged back to bed. As he settled under the covers, he told himself not to think about it. Morning would come soon enough, and he’d deal with it then.  

But sleep didn’t come as easily this time. And somewhere, in the quiet, a faint thread of unease began to weave itself into the edges of his thoughts.  

Morning crept in slowly, a pale wash of light bleeding through the thin slats of the blinds. Wilson floated somewhere between sleep and waking, cocooned in the heavy warmth of his comforter. His body was nestled perfectly into the mattress, his face tucked against the cool side of the pillow. The air in the room was just a little chilly, the kind that made staying under the covers feel like the best decision in the world.  

But there was something else.  

A dull, throbbing pressure in his lower abdomen. Subtle at first, then steadily growing, insistent and sharp—a pang that bloomed into full awareness, dragging him further from the peaceful fog of sleep.  

God. No.  

Wilson shifted slightly, hoping the change in position would alleviate the sensation. It didn’t. If anything, the movement seemed to make his bladder’s protest louder, more urgent. His body tensed instinctively, legs drawing together, trying to ignore it, to will it away. He groaned softly into the pillow, squeezing his eyes shut. Maybe he could just fall back asleep. Maybe if he ignored it hard enough—  

A sharper pang hit him like an electric jolt, making him gasp quietly. His hands instinctively pressed against himself under the blanket, as if sheer willpower and a little pressure could somehow convince his bladder to stand down.  

Just five more minutes, he bargained silently, his brain foggy with sleep, unwilling to abandon the warmth, the comfort, the delicious heaviness anchoring him to the bed. But the pressure was relentless now, pulsing with an urgency that left no room for negotiation.  

Another wave hit, stronger this time, and he realized there was no choice. He couldn’t ignore it. If he didn’t get up soon, he was going to have an entirely different problem.  

With a long, suffering groan, Wilson shoved back the covers, the cold air licking at his skin like punishment. He sat up slowly, wincing as the shift in posture seemed to double the intensity of his need. He clenched his jaw, standing carefully—every step toward the bathroom an exercise in restraint. His muscles were tense, his gait stiff and slightly hunched, as if standing fully upright might somehow make things worse.  

Finally, he reached the toilet, fumbling with the waistband of his pajama pants in a sleepy, desperate rush. Relief came almost instantly, a steady stream that felt like a small miracle. His shoulders relaxed, his entire body unwinding as the tension melted away.  

Thank God.  

Wilson sighed, leaning his forehead briefly against the cool bathroom wall, savoring the simple, blissful feeling of relief. Whatever had been going on last night seemed to have resolved itself. Maybe it had just been a weird fluke—stress, dehydration, something minor.  

He flushed, washed his hands, and trudged back to bed, already half-asleep again by the time he collapsed onto the mattress. But the faint thread of unease from the night before was still there, tucked quietly into the back of his mind.  

The shrill blare of Wilson's alarm cut through the fragile remnants of sleep like a knife, dragging him from the comforting depths of his dreamless slumber. He groaned, rolling onto his side and blindly fumbling for the snooze button, his hand smacking the alarm clock with more frustration than precision. Eventually, blessed silence returned.  

But the damage was done—he was awake.  

Wilson lay there for a moment longer, staring at the ceiling with a resigned sort of despair. The cozy warmth of his bed wrapped around him like a soft, persuasive argument. You don’t really need to get up yet, it whispered. Five more minutes won’t hurt.  

But his sense of responsibility—and the nagging knowledge of how many patients were waiting for him—finally won out. With a reluctant sigh, he swung his legs over the side of the bed and planted his feet on the floor. The chill made him shiver slightly, but something else demanded his attention almost immediately.  

He needed to pee again. Badly.  

The urgency hit him harder than expected, a sharp, uncomfortable pressure low in his abdomen. It was that same relentless, insistent pang from last night, but worse now—urgent, almost panicked. Frowning, Wilson padded to the bathroom, already annoyed that his body was playing this game again.  

He stood over the toilet, waiting. And waiting.  

A few drops. Barely anything.  

His frown deepened, irritation giving way to something colder, more clinical. This wasn’t right. Less than an hour ago, he'd peed a normal amount. Now it was back to this—just a frustrating, unsatisfying trickle, despite the intense need. Maybe his bladder had filled overnight and actually had to empty, or maybe he just didn’t need to go that badly.  

Wilson exhaled sharply, shaking his head as if that could somehow dismiss the concern creeping into the edges of his mind. Bladder infection, he reminded himself. Probably just inflammation causing inconsistent symptoms.  

Still, as he washed his hands and stared at his reflection in the mirror, the face looking back at him seemed a little more tense than usual. A little more unsettled.  

I’ll deal with it after rounds, he thought, grabbing his toothbrush. But the discomfort lingered, gnawing at the edges of his morning routine like an itch he couldn’t quite reach.  

Wilson moved through his morning routine with mechanical efficiency, his mind split between the tasks at hand and the persistent discomfort gnawing at him. Shower. Shave. Shirt, tie, jacket. Each step was punctuated by that dull, nagging pressure in his lower abdomen, like a faint drumbeat he couldn’t tune out.  

By the time he grabbed his keys and headed out the door, he’d convinced himself it was fine. Annoying, yes. But manageable. He’d call in a prescription for antibiotics between patients, maybe grab some cranberry juice from the vending machine if he remembered. Problem solved.  

Sliding into the driver’s seat, he let out a sigh, hoping the familiar rhythm of his commute would distract him. The streets were bathed in the grayish hue of early morning, traffic light but steadily growing as the city stirred to life.  

At first, everything was fine. The radio played some forgettable song, the road stretched ahead, and his mind wandered—thinking about his caseload, clinic hours, maybe grabbing coffee before rounds. But about ten minutes into the drive, it hit him.  

A sudden, sharp wave of urgency crashed over him, fierce and demanding. His grip on the steering wheel tightened instinctively, knuckles whitening as his body tensed.  

No. No, no, no.  

He shifted uncomfortably in his seat, trying to adjust, as if a slight change in position might magically alleviate the pressure. It didn’t. The sensation only grew—an intense, desperate need to pee that seemed wildly disproportionate to what he knew was actually happening.  

You don’t need to go, he told himself, jaw clenched. It’s nothing. There’s nothing in there.  

But logic didn’t matter. His bladder screamed otherwise, sending wave after wave of urgent, insistent signals that left him squirming. His foot hovered unsteadily between the gas and the brake as he wiggled in his seat, crossing and uncrossing his legs like it would somehow help. His thighs pressed together tightly, his muscles clenched in a futile effort to fight off the desperation.  

A red light loomed ahead. He slowed to a stop, shifting in his seat again, unable to find relief. His heart was racing now—not from panic, but pure, visceral discomfort. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel, bouncing his leg restlessly, counting the seconds until the light changed.  

Why does it feel like this?  

He knew the facts: it was likely just inflammation, irritation—nothing dangerous. But knowing that didn’t stop the unbearable sensation, like his bladder was moments from giving out, even though he knew it wasn’t full.  

The light finally turned green, and he surged forward, eager to just get to work, to distract himself, to do something other than sit here and feel like this.  

By the time Wilson pulled into the hospital parking lot, he was practically vibrating with tension. His hands were clammy against the steering wheel, his thighs clenched tightly together as if that alone could hold back the relentless, maddening urgency. The moment the car was in park, he exhaled a shaky breath, his whole body stiff from the effort of holding it together during the drive.  

He sat there for a second, gripping the steering wheel, trying to will the sensation away. You’re here. Just get out. Walk to the bathroom. You’ve got this. But moving meant gravity would shift, and the thought made his bladder spasm sharply, sending another desperate wave of pressure that left him gasping softly.  

"Okay, okay," he muttered under his breath, forcing himself to move.  

The second he stood up, the urgency doubled. He bent slightly at the waist, pretending to adjust his bag slung over his shoulder, using the motion to disguise the fact that he was on the brink of losing it—or at least, that’s what it felt like. His heart raced, not from exertion, but from sheer discomfort.  

He hurried through the parking lot with brisk, uneven strides, fighting the instinct to cross his legs mid-step or grab at his waistband for relief. The sliding glass doors of Princeton-Plainsboro hissed open, the sterile hospital air hitting his flushed face. He barely registered the people milling around the lobby—colleagues, patients, staff—his focus narrowed to a single, desperate goal: the nearest bathroom.  

His pace quickened, heels clicking against the tile as he all but darted into the men’s restroom. He bypassed the urinals without hesitation, heading straight for a stall. The door slammed shut behind him, the lock clicking with shaky fingers as he wrestled with his belt, fingers fumbling in his haste.  

Finally.  

He sat down, heart pounding, and waited.  

But—just like before—barely anything came out. A few weak dribbles, unsatisfying and disproportionate to the sheer desperation that had been screaming through his body minutes ago. He leaned forward slightly, elbows on his knees, waiting to see if more would come, but nothing.  

Wilson closed his eyes and exhaled slowly, feeling the residual tension dissipate, at least temporarily. The pressure was gone for now, leaving only an echo of discomfort and rising frustration.  

Okay. You’ll call urology later. Maybe run some tests after rounds.  

He cleaned up, washed his hands, and forced himself back into doctor mode. Bag slung over his shoulder, he made his way to the elevator, heading up to his office. The familiar hallways felt like they blurred past him, his mind trying to compartmentalize—tuck the problem into a mental box he could deal with later.  

But as he unlocked his office door and set his bag down, a faint, familiar pressure was already beginning to creep back in.  

Wilson dropped his bag onto the chair in his office with a tired thud, shrugging out of his coat and tossing it over the backrest. The familiar, clinical smell of disinfectant lingered in the stale morning air, mingling with the faint hum of fluorescent lights overhead. He sank into his chair, grateful to be off his feet, and pulled a stack of paperwork toward him—a pile of charts waiting to be reviewed, lab results to sign off on, forms that never seemed to end.  

But focus was elusive.  

Barely ten minutes in, he felt it again.  

That sharp, uncomfortable pang low in his abdomen, building with an urgency that was both maddening and irrational. He shifted in his seat, crossing one leg over the other, then uncrossing them just as quickly. His foot tapped against the floor unconsciously, fingers drumming on the edge of his desk in a futile attempt to distract himself.  

No. You just went, he told himself sternly. You don’t need to go again.  

But the sensation didn’t care about logic. It grew rapidly, twisting into a burning, desperate ache that had him squirming in his chair, his hips shifting back and forth in small, restless movements. He rocked slightly, trying to find a position that eased the pressure, but nothing helped.  

With a frustrated huff, he pushed his chair back abruptly, the legs scraping loudly against the floor. He didn’t have time for this. He had patients to see, rounds to do. He wasn’t going to sit here all morning battling with his own bladder.  

The walk to the bathroom felt shorter this time—probably because he was moving faster, his strides clipped and tense. Once again, he chose the stall, slamming the door shut behind him with more force than necessary.  

He barely had time to sit before the wave of urgency crested—only for almost nothing to come out. Just a weak trickle. A few drops. That was it.  

Wilson stared at the floor, jaw tightening, his frustration simmering just beneath the surface. The fleeting relief from the minimal output was already fading, replaced by the creeping return of pressure.  

This is ridiculous, he thought, rubbing a hand over his face. What the hell is going on?  

Before he could even finish that thought, his pager went off, vibrating sharply against his hip. He sighed heavily, pulling it out with a quick glance: an urgent consult in the ER. No time to dwell on his frustration, no time to overthink.  

He stood up, flushed out of habit, and washed his hands quickly. The momentary distraction of work was waiting, but the persistent discomfort followed him like a shadow as he headed toward the elevator.  

The ER was its usual symphony of controlled chaos—monitors beeping, voices overlapping, the rhythmic shuffle of nurses moving from one patient to the next. Wilson wove through the bustling corridors with practiced ease, clipboard in hand, his white coat trailing slightly behind him.  

But beneath the familiar routine, that nagging pressure in his lower abdomen throbbed like a dull metronome, impossible to ignore. It wasn’t as sharp as it had been earlier, but it was constant, a low-grade hum of discomfort pulsing beneath every thought.  

The patient was a middle-aged man with unexplained chest discomfort. Wilson slipped into professional mode with the ease of muscle memory—introducing himself, asking questions, performing a focused exam. His voice was steady, his bedside manner warm and reassuring.  

But as he listened to the patient’s heart with his stethoscope, he felt it again—a surge of urgency that made his jaw clench slightly. He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, hoping the movement wasn’t noticeable. The pressure flared, sharp and insistent, making him acutely aware of every beat of his own pulse, every twinge in his abdomen.  

Focus, he told himself, mentally shoving the discomfort aside.  

He wrapped up the consult quickly, jotting down his notes, and referred the patient to cardiology for further workup. As soon as the conversation ended, Wilson’s professional facade slipped just a little. The moment he stepped out of the patient’s room, his pace quickened, driven by the relentless urge pressing down on him like a weight.  

He beelined for the nearest bathroom, pushing the door open with more force than necessary. This time, he didn’t even bother with a stall. He stood at the urinal, unzipping his pants with hurried, impatient fingers, expecting— needing —relief.  

But nothing.  

Not even the weak trickle from before. Just…nothing.  

His breath hitched slightly, more from frustration than panic, though the latter was beginning to creep in around the edges. He stood there for a few seconds longer, willing his body to cooperate, trying to relax, to push past whatever invisible barrier was holding back the flood he knew wasn’t there.  

Still nothing.  

Wilson zipped up slowly, staring blankly at the tiled wall in front of him. The pressure had eased only slightly—not because he’d voided anything, but simply because standing and trying had offered a brief distraction.  

He washed his hands mechanically, his mind racing now in ways it hadn’t earlier. This wasn’t just a simple bladder infection, this was bad.   

Wilson’s office door clicked shut behind him as he entered, the harsh fluorescent lights overhead flickering slightly as he stepped into the sterile, quiet space. He tossed his coat over the back of his chair with a brief sigh, then slid into the seat, fingers already hovering over the keyboard. There were things to do—things that mattered more than his increasingly frantic bladder.  

He stared at the paperwork in front of him, trying to ignore the nagging sensation that had crept back in. It was there again, subtle at first, but unmistakable—the familiar pressure, low in his abdomen, as if his body were trying to trick him into thinking it was time for another trip to the bathroom.  

No, he thought, gritting his teeth as he tapped away at the keys. It’s just the infection. It’s not real. I don’t need to go.  

His fingers danced across the keyboard, but his mind wasn’t really on the reports in front of him. His thoughts kept darting back to the pressure that was building, inch by inch, until it was hard to ignore. He squirmed in his seat, trying to adjust, shifting from one side to the other, and yet, it only seemed to make the sensation worse.  

Focus, Wilson, he reminded himself. Just power through. You’re a doctor. You’ve got a job to do. A few more minutes won’t hurt.  

He told himself it would be fine. He didn’t need to get up. The infection was messing with his mind, making his bladder feel fuller than it was. He clenched his jaw, willing himself to concentrate on the papers, but the pressure was relentless now, like an invisible weight pushing down on his stomach, demanding attention.  

His foot tapped restlessly against the floor, and his leg bounced uncontrollably beneath his desk. His hands flexed and unclenched in frustration, and he found himself fighting the overwhelming urge to cross his legs—anything to keep from giving in. But he couldn’t ignore it. The urge kept growing stronger, spreading through him like a wave. It was beginning to feel like he was being suffocated by the constant reminder from his body that he needed to go.  

Wilson’s eyes darted back and forth between the patient’s chart and the computer screen, but it was getting harder to focus. The words on the page were blurring together, and he could feel his concentration slipping. His body was betraying him, fighting him with each passing minute.  

He sighed, pushing away from the desk with a sharp exhale. "I’ll just finish this one last thing," he muttered under his breath, even though he knew deep down that wasn’t true. But he couldn’t admit it—not yet. Not when there was so much left to do. He stared at the page, trying to concentrate on the details, but it was becoming increasingly impossible. The pressure surged again, unbearable this time. The thought of getting up, walking to the bathroom, and dealing with nothing —again—was enough to make his blood boil.  

You can wait, he told himself stubbornly. Just a little longer.  

But his body wasn’t having it. His abdomen tightened, and a soft groan escaped his lips as he shifted in his chair again, trying to find some semblance of comfort. The clock on the wall ticked by with a slow, taunting rhythm, and with each passing second, the pressure intensified.  

His resolve finally crumbled. With a frustrated huff, he stood up abruptly, grabbing his coat with more force than necessary. He walked toward the door, his strides quick and jerky, as if every step was a battle. He didn’t even bother to grab his things. There was no time for that now. The bathroom beckoned, its proximity like a distant promise of relief.  

He reached the bathroom in record time, barely glancing at the hallway around him. His hands shook as he pushed open the door, practically rushing to the nearest stall. His impatience took over as he yanked down his pants, practically ripping the fabric.  

But when he sat down, all he could do was stare at the floor, shoulders slumped in frustration.  

Nothing.  

He waited. And waited.  

The pressure hadn’t let up—it was still there, sharp and demanding. But his body refused to cooperate. A few weak dribbles. Barely anything.  

Wilson leaned forward, elbows on his knees, eyes squeezed shut, willing his body to just— release —but nothing came. The longer he waited, the more annoyed he became. This was getting ridiculous. What the hell was going on? Why couldn’t he just go like a normal person?  

His heart pounded, not from panic, but from pure irritation. He couldn’t stand it. This wasn’t just inconvenient anymore—it was starting to feel wrong.  

The flicker of panic was just beginning to edge in when he sighed deeply, swiping a hand over his face. He was getting nowhere. This was ridiculous. It had to be more than just a bladder infection. But the answer—whatever it was—eluded him, and there was no time to figure it out now.  

He stood up, zipping his pants with tight, jerky motions, and washed his hands mechanically. As he stared at his reflection, the unease was now a solid presence in the back of his mind, a knot of frustration that wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.  

It wasn’t over. But he had work to do. And there was no time to waste.  

With another irritated huff, Wilson left the bathroom, making his way back to his office. The feeling of discomfort clung to him like a second skin, but he pushed it aside for the moment. The work wasn’t going to finish itself.  

The clock ticked by, the minutes stretching into eternity, and still, Wilson found himself unable to concentrate. He tried to drown out the incessant pressure with work, but the urge returned almost immediately, stronger than before. His abdomen tightened again, the familiar sensation creeping back into his lower abdomen, this time with a fury that made his teeth clench.  

He rose to his feet once again, mind buzzing, his legs shaking slightly from the tension that had been building all day. This time, there was no ignoring it. It wasn’t just the infection anymore—it was something more. Something he couldn’t quite name, but it was there, crawling beneath his skin.  

He turned on his heel, heading for the bathroom once more.  

This time, he didn’t expect relief. He was just trying to get through it.  

Wilson leaned against the bathroom sink, staring at his reflection in the mirror as he rubbed his temples. He had hoped that maybe this time, something would change—that he'd feel some lasting relief after his trip to the bathroom. The slight dribble that had come out hadn’t been enough to ease the pressure, but it was longer than the earlier attempts. Maybe it really was just a bladder infection, he thought. Maybe all the trips, all the frustration, were just from overuse, from the irritation piling on top of irritation. His bladder had probably just been overworked.  

But as he straightened up, the pressure in his abdomen hadn’t entirely dissipated. It was there, but more bearable now. He didn’t want to think about it. He needed to just get through his day. He still had a mountain of paperwork to deal with. His mind buzzed with the endless tasks waiting for him.  

He pushed the bathroom door open, stepping into the hallway, his steps slow and deliberate. Maybe he’d make it through the morning without any more issues. Maybe he’d power through the work he had left and then deal with everything later. He needed to focus on something—anything—besides the discomfort nagging at him.  

As he rounded the corner toward his office, his phone buzzed in his pocket. He pulled it out, reading the message quickly. It was from Cuddy.  

Urgent meeting. Department heads in ten minutes. Don’t be late.  

Wilson sighed, his eyes briefly closing. He thought the meeting was scheduled for later, but of course, Cuddy always liked to change things at the last minute. He tucked his phone back into his pocket, debating whether he could make it through the meeting without losing his patience—or his mind.  

He walked down the corridor, only to be intercepted by Cuddy herself just as he reached his office door.  

"Wilson," she said, her voice brisk, a clipboard in hand. "The meeting's been moved up. All the department heads are waiting in the conference room."  

Wilson blinked at her in surprise. "I thought the meeting was later?" he asked, his tone more tired than he meant it to be.  

Cuddy didn’t look the least bit apologetic. "I brought it forward. We need to address a few things sooner rather than later." Her eyes softened for a fraction of a second as she looked at him, but it was gone just as quickly. "Come on, you’re going to be late if you don’t move now."  

"Of course," Wilson muttered, straightening himself up. Another forced task in a long list of things he had to deal with. He hadn’t even had time to sit down yet, but he wasn’t going to argue. He followed Cuddy down the hallway, his mind briefly wandering back to the lingering discomfort in his abdomen.  

They reached the conference room. Wilson walked in, greeted by the usual suspects—several department heads, all gathered around the table, papers and laptops open in front of them. He made his way to the chair beside House, who gave him a long, inscrutable look as Wilson sat down. Wilson returned the glance, too tired to figure out what was going on in House’s head.  

"Well, well," House said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Look who decided to join the party." He gave Wilson a grin, but it didn't quite reach his eyes.  

Wilson’s gaze lingered on the seat in front of him, his mind momentarily drifting again. The pressure hadn’t gone away completely, but it was manageable. At least for now. He folded his arms across his chest, trying to settle in. He wasn’t sure if it was his annoyance at being dragged into the meeting or the still-present discomfort, but his focus was already starting to slip.  

Cuddy stepped to the front of the room and began her briefing, but Wilson didn’t hear most of it. His mind kept wandering, trying to distract himself from the gnawing tension building in his bladder. It was still there, a quiet but constant pressure, and despite his best efforts, he couldn’t shake the nagging feeling that something wasn’t quite right. The irritation he had been brushing aside earlier felt louder now.  

"Wilson," House said, breaking his concentration as the meeting carried on around him. "You're awfully quiet today. Something on your mind?" His voice was low enough that only Wilson could hear, but the playful smirk on his face told Wilson House knew exactly what was going on.  

Wilson forced a tight smile and shook his head. "Not today, House."  

House raised an eyebrow, unconvinced. But before he could say anything else, Cuddy's voice cut through again, snapping everyone’s attention back to the meeting. Wilson tried to focus on the discussion, but the more he listened to Cuddy and the others, the more the pressure in his abdomen seemed to intensify.  

He was sure now it wasn’t just a minor irritation. It was something worse.  

But for now, he kept his gaze fixed on the table, just another doctor stuck in the midst of a never-ending day of bureaucracy. Just another thing he had to push through.  

For now.  

Wilson shifted in his chair, trying to focus on the endless meeting unfolding before him. But the pressure in his bladder was building once again, insistent and distracting. It wasn’t like the desperate urgency he was used to—there wasn’t a constant, painful urge to release—but the nagging feeling had returned, subtle and relentless.  

He tried to tell himself it was just the lingering effects of the bladder infection—just his body’s way of being overdramatic. He didn’t actually need to go. He knew that. He had been to the bathroom just a little while ago, and it hadn’t been much. This was just the infection, playing tricks on him.  

Still, the pressure kept building. The discomfort twisted in his abdomen, and despite his best efforts to ignore it, his body started to react. His legs shifted slightly, his hips twitching in a way that only he knew was a small attempt to relieve the growing sensation. He wasn’t going to give in. He would power through.  

The meeting dragged on. Everyone was talking about budgets, staffing, and timelines, but Wilson’s mind kept drifting back to his bladder. Every word that Cuddy or one of the others spoke felt muffled, distant. It was all he could do to keep himself from squirming in his seat more obviously. The pressure was persistent, creeping up until he was almost at the point of breaking.  

He told himself again, just like before, You don’t actually need to go. You just need to power through this . He closed his eyes for a moment, focusing on breathing evenly before refocusing on the meeting.  

But the clock ticked on, and with each minute that passed, the desperation inside him grew. The subtle discomfort became a more pressing, more consuming sensation. His bladder wasn’t playing tricks on him anymore—it was real. And it was starting to become harder to ignore.  

But still, he forced himself to sit still, to endure. Just a little longer. The meeting would be over soon enough.  

Wilson shifted in his seat again, the pressure building relentlessly. His bladder had gone from an annoying sensation to a desperate, almost painful fullness. He was struggling now, trying his hardest to convince himself that he didn’t really need to go. The infection had to be making him feel this way—he couldn’t possibly need to pee again so soon after he’d just gone.  

But with each passing second, his body started to rebel. His legs were crossed tightly, his hands subtly gripping the sides of the chair. He shifted again, this time with a little more urgency, the pressure becoming unbearable. He couldn’t just leave in the middle of the meeting, not when Cuddy was talking about something so crucial. It was something to do with the hospital’s budget, something important that he couldn’t afford to miss, even if he felt like he might explode any second.  

Just wait , he told himself. You can do this. You don’t actually need to go.  

But the more Cuddy spoke, the worse it got. He was squirming now, unable to keep still. The desperation was becoming overwhelming, and his breath came in shallow, uneven bursts. He could feel his heart racing a little, panic creeping in. Maybe he really did need to go, he’d only been getting little dribbles for a while, after all. Maybe it was too late to ignore it.  

Wilson risked a glance at House, hoping for some distraction, some sort of escape, but House was already looking at him, his sharp eyes taking in every small shift, every twitch of his body. His gaze flicked down to Wilson's tightly crossed legs, then back up, meeting his desperate look.  

A slight smirk tugged at the corner of House’s mouth, but it quickly disappeared as he understood the severity of the situation. Wilson, face pale and tight with discomfort, tried to sit still for just a moment longer, but it was no use. The panic was growing—he couldn’t wait anymore.  

He stood up abruptly, his legs wobbly with the sudden shift in posture. He barely managed to keep himself upright, the movement only making things worse. I need to go now, he thought, every muscle in his body screaming for relief. His voice came out strained as he tried to excuse himself.  

“Cuddy, I—”  

“Wilson, can you hold on until I’m finished with this point?” Cuddy interrupted, her tone calm but insistent.  

Wilson froze, his body trembling as the words hit him. He couldn’t wait. Not anymore. It was too much.  

His legs gave out for a split second, and the sudden shift in gravity was all it took. A horrible warmth spread, and he froze, unable to speak or move.  

House’s eyes narrowed as he saw Wilson’s expression change. There was no mistaking it now. His worst fears had been realized, and House’s face darkened with an unmistakable mix of frustration and pity. Without a word, he stood up.  

He turned toward the rest of the room, his eyes cold and filled with annoyance, and in one fluid motion, he shot them all a glare that could freeze fire.  

“Everyone out. Now,” he commanded, his voice icy.  

The room went quiet. No one hesitated. Without even bothering to gather their things, they all stood up quickly and exited the room in silence, leaving Wilson frozen in his seat, unable to move.  

House turned back to Wilson, his face was pale, eyes wide and glassy with disbelief. The weight of what had just happened seemed to crash down on him all at once. As soon as House stepped closer, Wilson’s composure shattered. He couldn’t hold it in anymore. His body trembled as he sobbed uncontrollably, tears streaming down his face.  

“I—I’m ruined, House. My career’s over. I’m going to be the laughing stock of the hospital. I—I can’t—” His voice cracked as the words tumbled out in between shaky breaths. “Everyone’s going to talk about it. I’ll never live this down...”  

House stood there for a moment, watching Wilson unravel, the gravity of the situation weighing on both of them. He’d seen Wilson at his worst before, but this was something else. There was something deeper, something more vulnerable in his friend’s eyes now than House had ever seen.  

“Wilson,” House said, his voice low and steady, “I’ll handle it. You’re not going to lose your job over this, okay? It’s just… bad timing. That’s all.”  

Wilson didn’t respond. His body continued to shake as the sobs wracked his chest, a mixture of embarrassment, frustration, and hopelessness. House knew there was nothing more he could say to make him feel better at that moment, but he needed to act quickly.  

He left the room, his face hardening as he walked down the hall. He found the gathered group of department heads, still milling about with awkward glances, unsure of how to proceed. House didn’t waste any time.  

“Listen up,” he said, his voice cold and commanding. “If I hear even a whisper of this getting out, I will make your lives a living hell. Every. Single. One of you. I’ll make it so bad you won’t be able to step foot in this building without wishing you were somewhere else. You get me?”  

Some of the others exchanged nervous glances, a few of them snickering or rolling their eyes at what they assumed was just another one of House’s empty threats. But Cuddy—Cuddy didn’t flinch. She stepped forward, her expression hard and unwavering.  

“No,” she said firmly. “You’d better listen to him. He will, trust me.”  

The room went silent. No one said anything else, and after a few long moments of tense hesitation, they all scattered, leaving House alone in the hallway.  

He returned to the conference room, finding his friend still a wreck. Wilson’s face was buried in his hands, the sobs quieter now, but the trembling hadn’t stopped.  

“It’s sorted,” House said, stepping inside. “They’re not going to say a word about this. You’re not going to be the subject of some hospital-wide joke. I’ll make sure of it.”  

Wilson didn’t look up. His voice was barely above a whisper, choked with emotion.  

“Thank you, House. I don’t know what I would’ve—” His words trailed off as he just crumpled again, shoulders shaking.  

House stood there for a moment, feeling the weight of his friend's brokenness. He didn’t say anything else, just let Wilson have a moment, knowing it would take time for him to process.