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Daisy: "I got this, Coulson."
Coulson: "Daisy, don’t you dare—"
Daisy: [jumps out of the plane]
Coulson: [screaming internally while physically hyperventilating]
When she freefell out of the Bus without a parachute, Coulson actually squeaked before shouting into the comms. When she landed gracefully using her Quake powers, he spent two hours lecturing her while looking like a disappointed dad who just found out his kid crashed the family car.
Daisy, ever the adrenaline junkie, decided to show off and jump out of the plane without a parachute. And, of course, Coulson lost it.
Coulson (😳)
"Daisy… why do you always have to put me through this? I swear, I need an entire bottle of aspirin after this one."(internally screaming while externally trying to maintain composure)
“You think I haven’t read every report of a failed jump? And I’m the one who has to explain this to everyone? You’re killing me, kid.”
Melinda May (😤)
"I was prepared for a lot of things in this job… but that? I was not prepared for that. She’s got Coulson’s dad panic down to a T."
“Coulson, you better have a backup plan for the next time she tries this, because I’m pretty sure I won’t survive this.”
Leo Fitz (🤦♂️)
"Oh, she’s definitely getting a piece of my mind next time I see her. Jumping out of a plane with no parachute is a terribleidea!"
“But, uh… I’ll admit, that was a pretty cool landing. I would’ve done it differently, but still…”
Jemma Simmons (😰)
"I think I might’ve had a mini heart attack just watching her jump. The panic on Coulson’s face… priceless."
“But—Daisy, really? A freefall with no parachute? That’s… that’s insanity, even for her!”
Bobbi Morse (😒)
"I’ve been in some dangerous situations, but that’s next-level reckless. We need to have a serious talk with her about this."
“I think Coulson’s face turned about five shades of grey while he was panicking. We all saw it.”
Hunter (😆)
"That was probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Coulson’s reaction was priceless. But seriously, who does that?!"
Mack (😑)
"If this keeps happening, I might need to carry a defibrillator just for Coulson. I can’t handle seeing him go through that again."
“I don’t get how she thought that was a good idea. But knowing Daisy, she’ll probably do it again next week.”
Yo-Yo Rodriguez (😖)
"I get it, Daisy’s got powers. But still, no parachute? That’s crossing a line, even for her."
“I thought Coulson was going to have an aneurysm. He was so close to losing it.”
Lincoln Campbell (🤦♂️)
"Please, no more freefalls for Daisy. I almost had to leave the room when Coulson started hyperventilating."
“It’s like we all became her backup air support because she was clearly out of her mind on that one.”
Trip (😂)
"I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in months. Coulson was just losing it, and Daisy was too cool for school as always."
“But, really, that was way too much, even for someone like Daisy.”
Grant Ward (😐)
"Not sure whether to be impressed or terrified. Daisy jumping out without a parachute is exactly the kind of thing she’d do."
“Coulson was right to panic. We all know the risks involved. Still… that was a hell of a stunt.”
Kara Palamas (😳)
"I swear, the next time Daisy pulls something like that, I’m going to lose it. It was terrifying enough for me watching Coulson have a mini breakdown."
“And, uh, does anyone else think we should talk to her about keeping stunts like that for a training exercise?”
Kora (😤)
"I can’t believe she did that. No parachute? Seriously? That was more terrifying than a Hydra base invasion."
“We need to make sure Daisy doesn’t make a habit of this. I feel like Coulson’s going to need therapy after all of these stunts.”
Daniel Sousa (😐)
"Honestly, I wasn’t even surprised. I’m just waiting for the day she jumps out and doesn't use her powers… Then I’ll start worrying."
“I’ve seen some wild things in my time, but freefalling with no parachute is definitely one of the more… unique ideas.”
Victoria Hand (😑)
"I’m starting to wonder if Daisy understands what it means to be a team member instead of just a daredevil."
“I love her, but she can’t keep putting Coulson through this. It’s becoming a safety issue.”
Nick Fury (😶)
"That girl needs to be grounded. I don’t care how many powers she has. A freefall with no parachute is beyond reckless."
“Coulson’s reaction says it all: He’s just not prepared for Daisy’s brand of chaos.”
Maria Hill (😓)
"Honestly, I can’t decide if I’m scared for Daisy or Coulson. Both of them are way too high-strung with this stunts business."
“But I’m still laughing. Just a little. Because it’s Daisy.”
Summary of Reactions:
- Coulson is still recovering from the emotional trauma, and he’ll probably start greying early if Daisy keeps this up.
- The team knows Daisy's reckless, but there’s a limit to how much chaos they can handle before someone explodes—poor Coulson is the first victim.
- The general consensus? Daisy’s stunts are pure chaos, and someone needs to reign her in before the next incidentgives them all even more grey hairs. 😅