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Hello.. My name is Izuku Midoriya! And I’m the world's best hero, along with all of my classmates and friends and well… let’s just say they helped me and the world make a new era for hero’s. But ever since the Battle of Shigaraki, life hasn’t been the same. After the fight, I got a fuck ass haircut and some skin ripped off my cheek.. so, I had to go get surgery for that and well now I’m quirkless again. So I’ve been drinking. A LOT. It hasn’t been easy but.. it’s helping a lot.. so, I don’t mind and I don’t care if I’m now considered an alcoholic, it’s something that helps me stay happy..! I love drinking 1 MILLION! BEERS!!! 🍺 oh-! Sorry… heh.. I have an alcoholic persona.. he comes out sometimes.. anyways! Today is gonna be the best day of my life since I finally got hired At McDonald’s, so instead of me being #1 hero… I’m now #1 burger flipper! 🍔. But, it’s not really that bad if you think about it, sure you get paid $11.42 (¥1,812.96) an hour, but since I live in a overpopulated country and about 9000~10,000 people come in it’s basically, $102,708 (¥16,307,051.87) (11.42x9000) so, I’m basically living the dream! And that’s how I can afford a shitload of alcohol. Anyways, I’m now larriving at UA. The school which I go to! It’s such a random school though, just like ‘me… no one ever gets me… “OI MATE.. WATCH WHERE YOU HEADING.” I looked to the side of me and I see Kachan! “O-Oh, hi Kachan! Sorry about that! I was in my head, a little too deep in my head..!” “AUGH… Close your DAMN MOUTH… your breath smells like alcohol…” Kachan gently leaned in and smelt the alcohol.. “Ew Deku! Beery!! 🤪🤪🤪” He stuck his tongue out and started to speak again. “Baka..see ya nerd..y-you’re kinda weird..” “Peace out brussel sprout I gotta get to McDonald’s! 😜😛😛😛” Deku starts walking for his amazing job at McDonald’s! The afternoon sun casted long shadows ahead of him. He was so excited to flip burgers. He thought about the juicy mystery meat patty sizzling as he shimmeyed the spatula under them. He opened the beautiful gates to McDonald’s and the smell of grease and obesity filled his nose Deku stood behind the counter, adjusting his apron and lunch lady hat. He went to the big black grill ready to flip his burger mystery meat! “Im ready! I’m ready!” He said as he flipped those burgers with such precision that even his co-workers were a little amazed too. Once he got done flipping the patty he soon started to make the order, “You know… I kinda feel like SpongeBob right now!” “DEKU HURRY UP WITH THAT DAMN ORDER!!” “Oh yes! Sorry right away!” He ultimately snapped out of it and returned back to his task. To finish the order and get it to the customer! So, he whipped out the mayonnaise, ketchup, cheese, patty, and.. pickles… he layered every ingredient with such care, kindness, and respect. Soon enough he finished the order and walked out of the kitchen to hand the burger to the custom. “Here’s your order sir.. you know… I was once the biggest hero in the world. But, I was yearning for something different.. something… out of this world.. so, once I lost my quirk, I was walking down that exact sidewalk drinking a bottle of Whisky when I saw it.. McDonald’s! I knew that it was my destiny to work there, so I finished that bottle and walked in and well.. here we are.. I am now the #1 burger flipper in the world!” “Can I just get my burger” “Wa-wa.. oh-! You’re right! Your burger is here… have an plus ultra day..!” “Uhm, okay.” Soon, Deku gave the customer the biggest smile and waved goodbye to him as he walked out! What a nice guy..! “Well, I guess my shift is over.. time to go back home..!”