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Narrator: The omniverse, a place of infinite wonder,
Lots of planets, stars, galaxies and nebulae are shown.
Narrator: Infinite beauty, and only one Planet Earth.
Cities are shown as everyone is doing their thing
Narrator: An oasis in the very galaxy we call home. However, there’s one thing the omniverse has, infinite evil.
Bank Robberies, villains and alien invaders were destroying everything! Villains were blowing stuff up and causing mayhem and chaos! Banks were being robbed! And Aliens from distant planets and galaxies were destroying literally everything that even thinks of moving.
Narrator: Who will protect us from all of the evil forces that threaten our world and universe? Who will confront the destructive forces from other worlds and different dimensions? Who will be the defenders of the universe?
Panty (narrating): Ok, you talked enough, it’s my time to talk
Then an alien monster explodes and it shows Team Anarchy making an entrance.
Panty: Fucking Team Anarchy that’s who!
A newspaper shows us defeating quite a bit of evil.
Panty: Team Anarchy, the greatest fucking thing since, well, anything
They fly out of their estate headquarters to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and they have no bubblegum on them at the moment
Panty: Nothing can us, so don’t even try bitch. There’s me, Panty Anarchy, the coolest angel of all, Stocking, my sister, Lincoln Loud and his sisters, the fucking Doki Doki Literature Club, Doctor Robotnik, yes, the movie one, and our many friends, superheroes and even some reformed villains, don’t ask how, we’re just that goddamn cool. Together with the help of some cutting edge technology, whatever the fuck that means…
They were using highly advanced cutting edge technology from trillions of centuries into the future
Panty: Advanced scientific tools, once again, don’t know what the fuck that means but Stocking and Lisa are good at that…
Lisa, Stocking and some scientists were working in the lab with all kinds of chemicals and machines.
Panty: Our super vast wealth and fortune, yeah we’re rich as fuck…
Their safe was filled with gold and jewels.
Panty: And of course, our super powers, Me and my buds at Team Anarchy are on a mission to fucking kill every evil ever made.
They are battling all kinds of monsters that are destroying the cities, either tearing bad guys apart and throwing them in jail or just straight up killing them depending on the mood.
Panty: There ain’t rest for evil. It's time for fucking action!
Panty punched a bunch of villains and they went flying.
Panty: It's time for some fucking Justice!
Lincoln blasted a bunch of bad guys with lightning and electrocuted them into ash.
Panty: It's time for anarchy!
They go to all kinds of distant planets in galaxies in our ships.
Panty: We are Team Anarchy! We may be kids, but they are smart! Powerful! And Ready to kick some fucking ass!
They fired a powerful blast of energy at a monster and blew it to pieces.
Panty: Team Anarchy, we do it sometimes for justice, mostly cuz we wanna
Panty and Stocking: REPENT! MOTHERFUCKER!
They are standing on a building as a phoenix forms behind them in a fiery explosion.
Panty: The Loud House PLUS! The greatest adventure ever has only begun bitches, prepare thy butts!