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My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
Da, dada-da-da, da, dada-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Time to play
No? Well, time to die
'Cause I'm not nice, no, I'm not nice
I'll hit you with my rod 'til I make you die
Watch me use my transformations
I set fire to your Monk Temple
They call me The Great Sage, uh
The way I get in a rage, uh
And I don't like to play by the rules
So, on my mountain, you will be doomed (Monkey)
My name is Tang Monk, I freed the Monkey
It was difficult to get him to listen
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song
My name is Tang Monk.. Tang Monk.. Tang Monk.. Tang Monk.. Tang Monk
[Sun Wukongs Monkey Army]
It's timе to run and hide
No time to fight
It's time to run and hide
No time to fight (My name is—)
It's time to run and hide
No time to fight
It's time to run and hide
No time to fight
MONKEY
My name is Bajie
ELDER, I want some RICE
Bajie, that is my name
Bajie, I want some more, Bajie
Where is my wife?
I'm running out on the trail
There’s a Demon
And it is going to kill me *screams*
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
Da, dada-da-da, da, dada-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
Da, dada-da-da, da, dada-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
Da, dada-da-da, da, dada-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
(It's time to run and hide, no time to fight)
My name is the fucking Monkey, oh yeah
Da, dada-da-da, da, dada-da-da
(It's time to run and hide, no time to fight)
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
My name is Monkey, and
I'm fuckin' hunky, yuh
'Cause, with my Sage power
I am gonna make you scream louder, haha
It's a Monk attack, bitch
The Monks are comin' to town
So sit your ass down and get ready for a Monk attack!
(No, not the Monkey, what have I done?)
It's time to run and hide
(I'm sorry)
No time to fight
Monkey has been banished