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1. i know that boys like you, they don't come with guarentees by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, its like a qsmp/dsmp hybrid with elements of both, Mad Men, Sort of - Fandom, fifty shades of grey sort of  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot
   • Alexis | Quackity/Jschlatt
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Toby Smith | Tubbo
   • Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Fundy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Sex
   • no but really theres lots of sex
   • Murder
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • dubcon
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Trans Alexis | Quackity
   • if you connect this to my main no you did not
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Wilbur Soot is a Menace
   • Quackity is depressed and gay
   • schlatt is an asshole
   • fun fact this was going to be my ocs but it translated to tntduo better i feel
   • Smut
   • Eventual Fluff
   • Bottom Wilbur Soot
   • Transphobia
   • Past Abuse
   • Past Sexual Abuse
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Assassination
   • Assassin Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Divorce
   • Jschlatt is Toby Smith | Tubbo's Parent
   • Angst
   • woohoo totally not projecting my childhood trauma onto c!tubbo
   • Alexis | Quackity is Toby Smith | Tubbo's Parent
   • Alexis | Quackity and Jschlatt are Toby Smith | Tubbo's Parents
   • Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Not Siblings
   • its implied that wilbur got people preggers
   • Neurodivergent Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle
   • I have no idea how anything works
   • Asexual Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle
   • Child Neglect
   • Child Abuse
   • you do not understand schlatt is Not A Good Guy
   • Song: Kiss Goodnight (I Don't Know How But They Found Me)
   • Aroace Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Past Underage Sex
   • technoblade is probably ooc im sorry :(
   • hijinks shenanigans and all sorts of tomfoolery
   • No beta we die like Gusteau
   • Wilbur Soot is Fundy's Parent
   • Trans Male Characters
   • Trans Male Fundy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Mentioned Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP)
   • Additional Warnings Apply

   Summary

   "How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
   "God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
   Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"

   wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?

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