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Split waited patiently in the Regretevtor, she'd unfortunately forgotten to bring an elevator ticket with her. Awh bananas! Not to worry, she didn't mind waiting and chatting up with the other NPCs or players who were interested with her silly jokes. When she first stepped on, Walter was in there but he didn't seem to take her jokes like normal, so he probably just ran into Mark. What a shame... But then her good friend Poob stepped on a couple of floors later. They were bursting with energy this time, talking non-stop and blowing that party horn one thousand times. Apparently Poob actually got a response out of Pest! A good one at that, even if it was a little chuckle out of the bug, it definitely made Poobs' day! Split got to hear alllll about it on her elevator ride. (sorry had to sneak in just a little partybeetle!)
But eventually it landed where she wanted it, just outside Bives' place. Hopefully she wasn't too upset by the fact Split was late! It was this somewhat run-down apartment building, Bive liked it because were was no security cameras... A little unsafe, but whatever made her girlfriend happy! She got up the place, being four floors up with a broken elevator. Knocking on the door..
S "Bivey!! It's me!"
Some shuffling around could be heard, until a voice responded.
B "I can't be sure, I know you can mimic voices! You're not getting me today"
She snuffled, Split on the outside spoke again, knowing how to get Bives' trust.
S "Are you not aPEELed to see me?"
B "Ah, right.. Come in"
Bive opened the door after doing what any normal person would only describe as an ungodly amount of locks on her door. Split couldn't contain her excitement to see her wonderful girlfriend, squeezing her straight into a hug after she closed the door. Bive returned the hug, fidgeting with the peel on her Splits back for a moment, and this gave Split a chance to see Bives' apartment, while having her head resting on the fuzzy ones' shoulder. It was definitely messy... Newspapers and red string scattered around the floor and HUGE boards with other papers and writing stuck to them, more red string contecting them together in some crazy theory.
The pair let go, Split going over to sit on Bives' couch, which was just as messy as the rest of the place. Split carefully cleared a spot for them to sit. Bive went to her kitchen to make Split some tea and a coffee for herself, this DEFINITELY NOT isn't her fourth one for the day... Definitely..
Setting both mugs down on her coffee table, Split having a banana themed cup (because why tf not?) and Bive having a fully black one. Bive leaned on the side of the silly dog, she sighed before speaking in her snickering voice.
B "I got worried when you were late, what if someone found you or-"
S "I'm fine, you worry too much Brivey. If it helps, no one is taking this puppy down! I'll kick their butts!"
Give giggled a bit, like a little kid hearing a joke.
S "So.. What today's theory? Anything new on the valentines chocolate case?"
B "Yes! I have some interesting information about that! So you see..."
And Bive went on and on... Split never took her eyes of her, only when she would take a sip of her tea. Split always listened, even if her theories would get out of hand, Split knew what it was like to not a someone to talk too. She loved being that someone for Bive, someone to take her seriously, even if her theories weren't real.
Bive slowly leaned more and more of Split, even if it wasn't intentional. By the time the sun went down, Give was basically on top on Split, laying comfortably on her fully lap. Split petting her fluffy fur. Or more spiky fur...
But after a bit Split grew tired, she didn't want to interrupt Bive, but she was a little too nice and feel asleep without saying anything. Snoring slightly. Bive noticed after a little rambling to no one for a minute, he slowly moved off. But returned in a couple minutes, she surprisingly got clean, having a shower and getting out her day clothes and getting more comfy Being in just her bra and sweatpants to sleep. Blanket in hand and she returned to her spot on Splits lap, laying the blanket as best her could around Spilts' shell as well as herself. Letting herself relax.. But oh wait! She almost forgot.
Slowly leaning up and giving the sleepy dog a kiss on the forehead, trying not to wake her. Laying back down, and letting sleep take her as well.