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What has he done to earn this? Did he do some great sin, blasphemous enough to piss off the witches? Oh what has Espresso Cookie done for this hunk of eye-straining light to be sleeping on his lap of all places.
Is his lap THAT comfortable to earn a title of most comfortable pillow? All Espresso knows that Madeleine lives in luxury, so his lap might rival Madeleine's softer-than-the-clouds pillows, that's a revelation he supposes.
He doesn't have the energy to move this log to shift his position, so Espresso lets him nap, it's probably the least Madeleine deserves anyways.