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1. i've laid myself beside the bones by elke (weidli)

   Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   12 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • James Bond/Q
   • James Bond & Q's Cats
   • Eve Moneypenny & Q
   • James Bond & Felix Leiter
   • Q (James Bond)
   • James Bond
   • Q's Cats (James Bond)
   • Eve Moneypenny
   • M | Gareth Mallory
   • Q Branch Staff Characters (James Bond)
   • Original 00 Agent Characters (James Bond)
   • Original R Character (James Bond)
   • Felix Leiter
   • Canon Divergence - Post-Skyfall (2012)
   • Asexual Character
   • Aromantic Character
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Dubious Consent
   • get in losers we're examining craig!bond's fucked up relationship with sex and also his own body
   • something like a happy ending
   • cheerfully upholding the jb franchise traditions of (1) absurd science (2) all the villains
   • being absurdly obsessed with james bond
   • there's also a swordfight in there. and lesbians
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • lowkey unreliable narrator

   Summary

   This is what happens: you teach him to give his body for his country, and he does.

   (Or: On a mission in Marseilles, the mark spikes Bond's drink. Then things get complicated.)

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   English

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