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How are we related again?

Summary:

The princling
When is my younger cousin returning to the homeland?

Firecracker
I am only 2 months younger than you, thank you very much
And you know I can't just leave because of work

Nicksteroo
Yea when is the cool cousin coming back!!

 

The princling
I'm sorry did you say “The cool cousin”??

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Or, I just wanted a fic with my favorite gays.

Henry, Buck and Nick are all close cousins.

 

(FIC ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE)

Notes:

This is extreme crack and no one is gonna read this probably. Love ya :)

Chapter 1: Jolly old England

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

How are we related again?

(3)

 

The princling

When is my younger cousin returning to the homeland? 

 

Firecracker

I am only 2 months younger than you, thank you very much

And you know I can't just leave because of work

 

Nicksteroo

Yea when is the cool cousin coming back!!

 

The princling

I'm sorry did you say “The cool cousin”??

 

Nicksteroo

Yes, i meant every word I said 

 

The princling

Wdym????

If anything I am the cool cousin. 

 

Nicksteroo

He's a firefighter!! Come on Hen, that is the coolest job ever. 

 

The princling

I am the literal prince of England.

 

Nicksteroo 

Meh

I haven't seen him in 2 years. 

I see you every second week, you're boring now. 

 

The princling

THE AUDACITY!

 

Firecracker

I agree with nick

I am the cool cousin

 

The princling 

Is it ganging up on Henry time again?

I will not stand for this blatant harassment again

 

Nicksteroo

Yes it is

And don't lie you will stand for it cause you loveeee us!

 

The princling 

Me? 

Love you guys? 

As if!

 

Firecracker

You definitely do

Just admit it hen!

 

The princling

Shut up

And we are getting way off of topic

We're supposed to be bullying Evan into seeing us again soon

 

Nicksteroo

Yea!! 

When are you coming back 😠!!

 

Firecracker

Nick you betrayer 😡

But I really don't know, I'll have to talk to my captain about it but it will take months before I can get leave. 

Especially now during Christmas.

I'm sorry guys.

 

The princling

Hey it's okay! 

We understand and we're just poking fun no actual pressure okay

But always remember you're welcome back home anytime. 

 

Nicksteroo 

Yea! Keep on being a bad ass firefighter and we'll always be here Ev. 

 

Firecracker

I know guys

Love you! 

The alarm just went off i'm not sure how long I'll be so bye for now!!

 

<<<<->>>>

 

“Who ya texting?” Hen's voice came from across from him in the truck. Buck probably hadn't realized he'd been spaced out on the drive. 

 

“Oh, just my cousins from back home.” 

 

“Your cousins from jolly old england” she said in a fake -terrible- english accent. Buck kicks her lightly in the shin. 

 

“Okay I won't do the accent, but are you okay? You seem lost in thought since we left the station.” 

 

“It's just- I haven't seen either of them in 2 years. We talk quite a bit but it's not the same, and I can't afford to take leave now after all the medical leave I took,” he takes a heavy breath and sighs, “I mean i only got back a month ago I can't put cap through that, I can't put you guys through that again and even if that didn't matter there is no way the department would allow it so soon after everything.”

 

“Oh buck, it's gonna be okay, you're going to figure out something, you always will and they understand about the situation that you're in, so don't stress yourself out about it.” 

 

<<<<->>>>

 

Henry is sitting on his bed alone, it's been 3 weeks since he's seen Alex. Two weeks of watching the TV and seeing the boy he loves on the news for being a show stopping star. 

 

My alex

(2)

 

Babyyyyyyy

I miss you so much 

I think about you every night

 

Naughty or nice things dear?

 

Little bit of both. 

Mostly naughty

I'm in California and the beach is beautiful. It reminds me of you so much. 

I'm sitting here trying not to cry at the thought of you. 

 

I miss you too my love.

I'll always be there with you in your heart.

 

I know, I love you too.

Gotta go Zahra is rushing me!!

 

Bye for now my love.

 

 

Henry can not do this anymore. He is not going to sit here for another 6 weeks while Alex is just a plane ride away.

 

It's also convenient that the love of Henry's life and favorite cousin are in the same area and will be for the next 2 weeks.

 

“Hey Shaan!” 

 

“Yes, your royal highness?” 

 

“Is it possible to free up my schedule next week?” 

 

“I will check with the King sir.”

 

“Thank you Shaan.”

 

<<<<->>>>

 

“Charlie!” Nick calls out to the boy as he runs towards him. Charlie turns around almost instantly after hearing that voice

 

“Nick!, it feels like I haven't seen you in ages with you studying for your GCSEs.” Charlie responds as he hugs his boyfriend. Nick would admit that he'd kiss him if they weren't in school, but the hug will do for now. 

 

He had been studying for his GCSEs for the past two weeks. It had been torture being away from his boyfriend for that long, but it was all worth it because they get to have a 4 week long winter break to make up for all the time they've missed. 

 

“My mums working tonight so what do you think about staying over?” Nick asks, knowing the answer as Charlie practically lived at his house before his mum had grounded him as he had to study for his final exams. 

 

“I've been dying to watch the new Deadpool movie with you for the past two weeks.” 

 

“Yes, all my mates have been talking about it and it's so difficult not to get spoiled.” 

 

“I'm so lucky Tao is not a marvel fan or else I'm sure I would know the whole plot by now.”

 

“I still think him not liking Marvel is blasphemy.” 

 

“And he thinks the fact that you haven't watched Interstellar is punishable but death.” 

 

“That movie is far too slow for my liking, I like my movies fast with guns and explosions within the first 20 minutes.”

 

The buzzing of his phone interrupts their conversation.

 

“One second Char, my cousin is calling. I'll be out in the passage”

 

“Ye, no problem, I'll message my mum so long to let her know I'm staying over.”

 

Nick walks a little to the side so Charlie doesn't hear his call. It's not like he's hiding anything, he just can't let anyone know he's second cousins with the ‘Heart of England’. 

 

“Hey Hen.”

 

“Nickyyyyy, wow it has been a while since I've heard your voice.” 

 

“It's been three weeks.” Nick says with a laugh. 

 

“So, I've been thinking about how we haven't seen Evan in a while and he can't come to us and your break is coming up…”

 

“Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?” Nick asks with excitement.

 

“If you think I'm suggesting that we take a trip down to the land of the free then you'd be correct.” 

 

“Oh my gods, Henry!! That would be amazing, I'll have to check it with mum and Charlie first of course.” 

 

“Yea bring Charlie with too!” 

 

“You're the best Hen” 

 

“That's not what you said earlier.” Nick can hear his sarcastic tone. 

 

“You're my third favorite person.” Nick says with the most genuine voice he can

 

“Only third!” 

 

“Well Charlie, Evan then you”

 

“I'm canceling our trip to Los Angeles right this second.”

 

“Okay fine maybe you're second.” Nick says with a laugh. 

 

“Fine, I'll settle for second. I've got to go, I'll message your mom tomorrow, and maybe I can finally meet this Charlie of yours.” 

 

“Bye Hen, message my mum the details!”

 

Just then Henry cuts the call. 

 

Well he would have to tell Charlie at some point. Maybe a trip to California will help ease the pain.

This is going to be a wild ride.

Notes:

Part 2 will be posted when I feel like it!!

Edit: taking suggestions. Do you think buddie should be established or growing. I think the latter but I'm not sure how to go about writing that.

Also what do you want to see from our English men in America???

Edit: thank you for whoever commented!!! You guys gave me motivation to write so the next chapter is out. I'll try to release chapter 3 by next week.

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Guys I punlished chapter 4 and I realized how bad chapter 1 is 😭