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    Tom didn’t expect much from his sixth year — just the best marks, a bit of Celtic-revival magic, a flourishing tobacco operation, and all the library time he could want.
    Great plans. Simple goals.

    Then an irritating Ravenclaw nearly moves into a lavatory, his Potions bench-mate abandons him, and a thousand-year-old snake calls him crossbred filth.
    Not ideal, but could be worse.

    After the first few Muggle-born petrifications, everyone’s more than happy to blame Harry Potter: the only known Parselmouth at Hogwarts.

    Tom only joins the Gryffindor’s investigation to keep suspicion off himself. Not because he’s felt vaguely unmoored since they stopped brewing together.

    Obviously.

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