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    "Now I just wanna find the ube pretzels and we can get outta here."

    "And the taco seasoning," Logan says, wryly, "you know, the thing we came here for."

    "God, what would I do without you?" Wade sighs dreamily, turning down a new aisle, pushing the cart merrily along in front of him. Logan smiles, watching him. Mary Puppins snorts quietly, wriggles into a more comfortable position in Logan's jacket. "Pretzels," Wade sings out, swiping a bag into the cart, "and--ah, there it is!" He reaches out, leaning across the cart to the other side of the aisle for the packet of taco seasoning he sees on the shelf, but he's just a little too far away, and--

    And it doesn't matter, because the envelope flies two feet into his hand.

    That's--that's not a trick of the light. That wasn't a fucking optical illusion. Wade gasps, his eyes slowly swiveling from the packet of seasoning in his hand up to meet Logan's gaze.

    "Logan," he says, eyes wide and solemn as he stands there in the middle of the Trader Joe's, "I think I just used the Force."

    (In which weird things happen. Threequel to Where Soul Meets Body.)

     

    EDIT 3/8/2025: Epilogue added!

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