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Azure groaned, they didn’t want to cook, or had the money for take-out.
But Two Time never cooked, or bought take-out! Honestly Two Time doesn’t make as much but still simple boxed food shouldn’t be too hard.
Azure looked at Two Time, did they even know how to cook? Have they ever been taught? That's A skill set that you should have…
Maybe They should make Two Time cook just so they know how to.
“You're staring Azure.”
Two Time deadpanned as Azure jumped at the noise
“Shit, sorry I was just thinking.”
“About what?”
“Dinner”
“Oh? Whatcha making?”
“Nothing, and I don’t have the money for takeout”
“I have the money, I could order some pizza”
Azure hummed,
“I’ve never seen you cook”
Two Time squirmed A bit as they answered
“Huh, That's weird..”
“You can’t cook. Can you?”
“I can cook!”
“Ok then, go make dinner”
“Ok I will!”
“Do you even know where the pantry is?”
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Two time’s pride was too heavy for this, Two Time was scared to be honest.
Azure didn’t understand why Two Time went around opening all the windows but Two Time has never not burned food.
But it’s just boxed mac and cheese! It doesn’t matter, they'll burn it somehow.
The noodles are boiling and Two time couldn’t be more stressed.
“Dude it’s just noodles, why are you so stressed?”
“I’m not stressed your stressed”
“Look at me”
Two Time turned around, knowing their luck a fire is going to start while they're not looking.
“What?”
“You look so stressed”
“I’m not”
“Your cooking can’t be that bad”
Two time sighed,
“It is, I’m terrible at cooking”
“I thought you were good at cooking”
Azure taunted
“Shut up”
“Hmm”
Azure moved over to Two Time and placed a hand on their right cheek
“You can’t cook, admit it.”
Two time turned red which was a stark contrast on their near white skin.
“What? Cat got your tongue?”
Azure smirked
“Shut up”
“Hmm, no”
Azure leaned into Two Time
“You have too much pride for your own good..”
Two Time sighed
“I know”
“You know?”
“I know…”
“Your cute when your blushing”
“Azure!”
Two Time folded like a lawn chair on the floor in embarrassment while Azure laughed maniacally
“Ugh, I hate you”
Two Time groaned
Azure didn’t care about the hate towards them, they knew Two Time didn’t hate them.
They never could truly hate them.
Azure smiled
“You always say that, it’s lost its meaning”
“Ugh”
“Come on, get of the floor”
Azure offered their hand to curled up mess on the floor and while Two Time grumbled they took the help only to be tricked into a surprise hug by Azure
“Will you always give me unwarranted affection?”
Two Time sighed
“It’s never unwarranted when it comes to you!”
“Fine…”
“I can’t believe you were so stressed out over making macaroni and cheese”
“Oh shit th-”
Fwoomp
Several hours later and a few angry words from neighbors and a few firefighters they finally laid on the couch in defeat.
It’s nearing midnight and they still haven’t eaten dinner
Two Time can’t cook.
No
Their cursed to never be able to cook
The person in question sighed
“I told you I could order some pizza”
“How the fuck did you burn the noodles?”
“You distracted me!”
“Its fucking boxed noodles! They shouldn't have burned and caught on fire!”
“Like I said, I can’t cook!”
“It shouldn't have burnt within like 10 minutes!”
“Huh”
Azure's rage and bafflement was immeasurable, how does one do this and not know it’s not normal!?!?!?
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUH!?!?!? IT SHOULDN’T OF CAUGHT ON FIRE HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN”
“Azure-”
“HOW, HOW? HOW!?!?! WHAT KIND OF CURSE DID YOU GET WHERE YOU JUST CAN’T COOK!?!?!?!?!?”
“Azure calm down jeez”
Azure sighed,
“I’m just so annoyed that the fucking noodles burn’t”
Two Time hummed
“Like I said, I can just order some pizza”
“Can you order some hawaiian?”
“Freak”
“You can’t cook for shit”
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Two time was handing the cash to the man at the door
“Thank you for buying from Builder Brother's Pizza hope to see you again!”
“Why do company’s make you say things like that?”
The pizza boy sighed
“I wish they didn’t”
Two Time closed the door as the man left and wandered into the apartment were Azure laid on the couch
“Here’s your hawaiian you freak”
“I’m not a freak”
“Ya, ya whatever”
Azure just sighed, they were too tired to continue whatever small fight this would cause.
“Finally something to actually eat”
Azure mumbles
Two Time curled up next to Azure, also too tired to really do anything.
“Sorry that I can’t cook…”
“Don’t blame yourself, I’ll keep a closer eye on you when your cooking”
“If I ever cook again”
“You will, you need to know how to cook”
They just sat in silence and ate the food they waited hours for.
It was 12:34 am at night and they were too tired to eat anymore, they just laid there cuddling each other slowly drifting asleep together as Azure ran their hands though Two Times hair.
“Goodnight darling”
“Shut up”
“Hmm, goodnight”
“...”
“Goodnight”
Maybe one day Azure would successfully teach Two Time to cook.
Maybe one day the food wouldn’t be burnt by Two Time or whatever curse they had.
Maybe.
Just maybe