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1. Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   03 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Dean Thomas
   • Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Original Characters
   • Dean Thomas
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Ron Weasley
   • Original House-Elf Character(s)
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Cho Chang
   • Cormac McLaggen
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • John Dawlish
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Michael Corner
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Dolores Umbridge
   • Ex-Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger Needs a Hug
   • Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • Curse Breaker Hermione Granger
   • Inspired by New Girl (TV 2011)
   • Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
   • Blaise Zabini is a Little Shit
   • Theodore Nott is Winnie the Bish
   • Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Slow Burn Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Angst and Humor
   • Post-Canon
   • Theodore Nott Being a Little Shit
   • Grumpy Draco Malfoy
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Smut
   • Minor Character Death
   • Love Triangles

   Summary

   Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.

    

   Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   215,511

   Chapters:

   35/36

   Comments:

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