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Chapter 1
"Henchman 21 and Henchmen 24!" The Monarch yelled. The two henchmen rushed over to him, they were probably going on another mission. "Yeah, boss?" Henchman 21 asked. The Monarch looked at the two henchmen. The henchmen waited for him to tell them their new mission. The Monarch spoke up "You two are my best henchmen. I need one of you to... Go on a date with Dr. Venture!" Henchman 21 and 24 looked at The Monarch like he said something crazy (reasonable).

"Why do we have to do it, why not one of the girls?!" Henchman 21 asked. "Yeah" Henchman 24 agreed. The Monarch groans "Because no one else wants to do it. I would let Dr. Mrs. The Monarch do it again, if she didn't ruin my plan last time. I still love you baby!" Dr. Mrs. The Monarch smiles "Love you too, sweetie."

The Monarch looks back at the guys. He comes up with an idea. "Well I only need one person to go on this mission so... Play rock paper scissors!" Henchman 21 and Henchman 24 close their eyes. "Please don't be me, please don't be me, please don't be me-" Henchman 21 repeated to himself. Henchman 24 prayed to god that Henchmen 21 had to do it. He didn't mind dating guys, but Dr. Venture...? Ew!

"Rock paper scissors shoot!" The two henchmen open their eyes. Henchmen 21 had rock and henchman 24 has scissors. Henchman 24 was going to have to go out with Dr. Venture.

"No!" Henchman 24 cried. Henchmen 22 cheered to himself "let's go! I'm really sorry for you man." Henchman 24 sighs "It's fine, I guess..." The Monarch smiles "Well there we have it. Henchman 24, you will go out with Dr. Venture and bring his new inventions to me!" Henchman 24 groans, this was going to be a long mission.

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Chapter two
After Henchman 21 made fun of Henchman 24 for having to go out with Dr. Venture, The Monarch sent Henchman 24 and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch to the mall. After all Henchman 24 needed a sexy female disguise and who wouldn't best at sexy than Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

"Fuck my life." Henchman 24 groaned. Out of all the people he has went on a date with, Dr. Venture has to be the worst out of all of them! Well maybe besides Henchman 1, but he's long gone now.

Timeskip when they get to the mall, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch takes Henchman 24 to the wig store and then clothing store and then the makeup store. Henchman 24 was starting to get tired of all the stores, but Dr. Mrs. The Monarch told him "she was just trying to make him look good". Henchman 24 was wrong, beauty is a pain.

Timeskip when they get back to the cocoon, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch does the finishing touches on Henchman 24. She brings him to the mirror and asks "What do you think?" Henchman 24 was speechless. "Woah! I didn't expect to look this good." He runs his fingers through the wigs long black hair.

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch sets up Henchman 24's dating account. "You're name is Patricia and you like having a good time on the weekends." After setting up the profile, they sent a request to Dr. Venture. Now all they needed was for Dr. Venture to accept their request. After two and a half weeks which felt like forever, Dr. Venture finally accepted their request.

Phase one complete.