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Gay Disasters (Sadly no Mortals)

Summary:

Crackfic in where one Alice Cullen is accidentally added to a Discord server belonging to a group of superatural queers; One of which is her and Jasper's third Mate.

Warning, this is fucking stupid.

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6:37 PM, Saturday, March 1st, 2025

 

@Stxrgirl Created the Group

@StxrGirl Added 8 people to the Group 

 

@fsh

everyone here?

 

@eltridch-horror

thnk so

*thank

*thank

*thank

*think

Fucking computer

 

@Molls

marianna what the fuck is your user

 

@eltrich-horror

wonderful isn't it?

 

@Pixie

Not to burst your bubble, But I don't think i was meant to be added. 

Not sure who you are

 

@fsh

@Stxrgirl

@Stxrgirl

 

@Stxrgirl

what

 

@fsh

you added a random person

 

@Molls

@Pixie

You wanna be kicked or you fine to chill?

idrc

 

@Pixie

I'm fine to stay!

I'm Alice

 

@Stxrgirl

nice.

@fsh is Rhea

@Molls is Molly

@eltrich-horror 's name is Marianna

@ItsMariBxtch is Marina

@Odith is Odith, but call her Odysseus is she pisses you off. 

It's her real name and she hates it.

@youarenowLesbianism is my Step-Sister Elle

@Puppy is Viana

oh and I'm Vivenne.


@Pixie

Nice to meet you!

Are you all friends in Person too?

 

@Puppy

Yep.

Coworkers

+

some of us go the the same schoo.

*School

 

@fsh

Hol up 

got new nails

New Nails

 

@Odith

Rhea

i love you

what the fuck

 

@Pixie

Deeply confused right now, I feel it's hard to ignore the fish.

 

@ItsMariBxtch

Its that one random nail salon near the beach.

The bitch jumped in and grabbed a fucking fish.

 

@Puppy

how the fuck will you be able to work in those

dumb bitch

 

@StxrGirl

be nice

thank you, our musical friend, Marina, for explaining

also what do we name the group.

@fsh Changed the Group name to 'Rhea and the Side Hoes'

@Odith changed the group name to 'Disaster Gays'.

 

@Odith

wait @Pixie

It is 'She'/Her' Right?

 

@Pixie

Yep! 

dw, you got them right

 

@eltrich-horror

You single?

 

@Puppy

mari don't ask that

sorry Alice

Mari can't mind her own buisness

 

@eltrich-horror

stfu Vi

so...

@Pixie

you single, into women, and around the age of 18?

 

@Pixie

Sorry Marianna, but I'm Taken.

 

@eltrich-horror

damn

Bawlin and Ballin

 

@StxrGirl

is that fucking hatsune Miku